Ara: Nagisa literally be slaying in this episode!

Melia: He doesn't kill, he slays!

Nagisa: I'm not that good...

Ara: Yes you are. Karma start the Episode *grabs popcorn*

Karma: Fine, Ara-chan and Melia-chan don't own Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu *grabs candy and slushie*

Ara: START THE SHOW!

P. S. I don't know if it's just my friend, but for now I'm just going to keep it in the Reader's POV until we get to the juicy stuff like the flashbacks with Korosensei 

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Never will I stay at Nagisa's house ever again. EVER.

*HIT 'EM WITH THE FLASHBACK*

"(Y/N)-CHAN, I'VE MISSED YOU!" Nagisa's mom tackled me in a death hug as soon as I was in the doorway. I noticed Nagisa's hair was down and decided to question it later.

"M-Miss Shiota! I-It's good to see you... again!" I cringed at myself mentally for stuttering. "So... where is my room for a few days?"

"Oh! You can have Nagisa's room! He'll just sleep on the couch."

"We never agreed on this!" Nagisa's mother pulled her disgusted face and screamed at his face.

"It's fine! I prefer the couch more than a bed anyway." I was glad I said that. Nagisa's mom went back to her happy face and smiled at me.

"Well, if she's fine with it, you can sleep in your bed Nagisa-chan." Nagisa silently thanked me for stopping her rant before it got out of hand. "Nagisa, help her feel at home here."

Nagisa chose to put my suitcase in his room so it won't get in the way downstairs. I decided that it was a good time to ask about the hair. "Nagisa... does your mom still make you grow out your hair?"

"Yeah, is it that noticeable?"

"It was to your shoulders last year... nevermind, I'll be here for only a night since I asked if I could crash at Korosensei's house instead. N-No offense or anything, but your mom is kinda... scary." (Ara: She's like Mirajane from Fairy Tail but less scary!) If that's even possible.

"None taken! I think she's scary too." We both shivered at the memories of when Karma and I came over to hang out, then laughed.

"Welp, I'm gonna go get some sleep because I don't trust your mom! Oh by the way, I'm going to leave at around 3am, so I'll leave a note if you're wondering where I'm going."

"Okay. Goodnight, (Y/n)-san!"

"Goodnight." When my phone's clock said 2:30am, I woke up. The reason why I'm leaving at 3 is because I don't know what that she-devil does at night. I changed quickly, left a note on the counter, and before I left, I took a cupcake and 2 boxes of pocky. Okay... 3 cupcakes and 6 boxes instead.

*END FLASHBACK*

"Thanks. I really appreciate the help." We were helping Korosensei bring all of the science equipment to the classroom. I'm guessing Isogai and Kataoka weren't dragged into this like me.

"Even with all of your tentacles, you can't carry all the lab equipment at once!"

"But with your help, we can still do it in one trip. You're as dependable as I'd expect from class officers."

"Then why am I here?" 

"You know exactly why you're here (Y/n)-san!"

"Ok, I know I messed up, but it can't be that bad?" 

"The burn marks are still there!"

*AYY SECOND FLASBACK*

After I showed up at Korosensei's house, which I think he built it behind the mountain on purpose, I waited until he fell asleep to strike. Before I started, I called Nagisa and Karma to help me get a few things.

"Wait, why did you call us at 4 in the morning?" Nagisa rubbed his eye sleepily while Karma looked like he drank 3 cups of espresso.

"Because we are going to experiment on Korosensei." I heated up a metal bar and an anti-korosensei knife under the blowtorch. Ask Karma where he got it. I carefully walked over to Korosensei with the heated metal bar first.

"Wait, won't he wake up?!" Karma covered Nagisa's mouth and urged me to go on. I pressed it into his skin and nothing happened.

"Wow. No burn marks or anything." Karma gave me the knife next. We pressed it in Korosensei and before we knew it, we slammed into the wall and heard an ear-piercing scream from Korosensei. "OW, WHAT THE HELL KOROSENSEI?!" I look over to him to see that some of his 'skin' melted off. His skin turned black again and all of the lights shut off.

"What the hell were you guys doing?" For once, I felt scared for my life because you never hear Korosensei swear. For him to do it now means that he's almost over the crazy line. I scrambled to my feet making sure Karma and Nagisa we okay, fortunately, they were knocked out cold.

"W-We were just seeing if a heated anti-knife would work on you, w-we meant n-no harm!" I felt like he raised an eyebrow when I stuttered trying to explain. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding when he turned back to yellow.

"Sorry about that then. Are you okay though? It looks like I broke your arm throwing you into the wall." If I didn't even realize I broke my arm, then he is too strong for his own good. It only took me a second to scream when the pain finally kicked in.

"WHAT THE HELL KOROSENSEI?!"

"I-IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY FOR SCARING ME!" He scooped me up with Nagisa and Karma and flew to the hospital where now I have a cast for my arm, and Nagisa with Karma have bandages wrapped around their heads.

*END FLASHBACK*

"It's still your fault that I have a cast." I mumbled when Kataoka and Isogai sweatdropped.

"A-Anyways, Korosensei, you could've done it in multiple Mach-speed trips just as easily, though."

"No, no. A few helping hands makes it all the merrier."

"(And a pain in the ass.)"

"What did you say, (Y/n)-san?"

"Nothing!" I walked ahead in front of them to make it faster. I waited outside for them until I grew inpatient. "Come on! This equipment isn't going to move themselves!" I decided to tune everything out to focus on my thoughts.

I wonder how the new 'God of Death' is doing with the new job. I know the second God of Death taught him everything I showed him, but even I had some problems getting used to assassinating for the first few years.

"(Y/n)-san? You okay? Class is starting." Korosensei saw me standing in the doorway distracted by my thoughts.

"Y-Yeah I'm fine, just thinking about stuff..." I walk to my seat next to Karma noticing Okuda looking anxious about something.

~Timeskip brought to you by egg-citing puns! (Courtesy of --Rizu--)

Korosensei put some liquid into the beaker with candy and the liquid turned red. "All right! And with that, our experiment to extract artificial color with junk food..." he grabbed everyone's snacks they brought in for the lab. "Is a success! I'll take over the leftover items." He disappeared with the snacks and came back with all of them gone. 

"We bought those ourselves!"

"(Y/n)-san, do something!" I nodded and got up from my seat running straight for Korosensei.

"(Y-Y/n)-san, don't tell me you're going to ki-" before he could finish his sentence, I round-house kicked him to the ground, and went for the teachers' lounge before he could get up. I got back with everyone's snacks until he tried to get them back by using Mach 20 as I'm passing them out. I blocked his every move until he gave up.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" I look up from my (f/s) (favorite snack) to see everyone crowded around me with sparkles in their eyes.

"Oh, just remember, always think ahead of your target's movement." Korosensei pulled on my (h/l)(h/c) hair away from everyone else.

"You know this is child abuse right?" 

"(YYYY/nnnn)-san, you know I needed all of those snacks, right?"

"First of all, you're creeping me out. Second, you paycheck is tomorrow, don't be greedy. And third, what the hell happened to all of those snacks we bought last episode?"

He looked away from my (e/c) eyes before saying, "I-I a-ate t-them all."

"I should kill you right now to get it over with..." he backed away in fear and I put him in a choke hold until all eyes turned and saw Okuda walking over to us.

"U-Um, Sensei..." I looked behind her back and saw 3 different liquids.

"C-Can I help you, Okuda-san?" I still had him in the choke hold as he was speaking.

"Um... this is poison! Please drink it!"

"The front aproach I see..." Maehara sweatdropped from her boldness.

"I guess... that's too much to ask?" Okuda shifted her weight from anxiety.

I leaned into where I think Korosensei's ear was. "(Give it to me so I can smell it, then drink some, but leave a little bit so I can try it.)"

"(Are you sure?)"

"(Positive! Now do it before she doubts herself more!)"

"My, this is certainly a straightforward assassination attempt, Okuda-san."

"W-Well, umm... I'm not good at surprise attacks and stuff like everyone else. But I am good at chemistry, so I put my heart and soul into this!"

"Heart and soul?"

"O-Okuda... no one would be dumb enough to drink it just like that..." I glared at Sugino so he could shut up.

"Well, then!" He gave it to me to smell it first. I couldn't smell anything. I gave it back to him after he saw my confused face. "I would be delighted to!" He drank the first one, but left some for me to try it after his review.

"No way!"

"He drank it!"

"Th-This is..." Korosensei started pulsating while clenching the other ones. I got off of him because I wanted to see his reaction. He then made a boing! sound and turned blue with small horns.

I deadpanned and turned to Okuda and the class saying, "Okuda uh... gave him sodium hydroxide..." 

"How can you tell?!"

"Because I can distinguish each of the smells with my nose." As Korosensei was explaining, curiosity got the better of me and I tried the rest of it. (WARNING: Don't try this anywhere! It can kill you if you don't call the police!)

"B-But, sodium hydroxide has so smell!"

"(Y/n)-san tried it too!" Okuda started freaking out because if you didn't know, sodium hydroxide can kill you even if you try just and ounce.

"(Y-Y/n)-san! That stuff can kill you!" Okuda grabbed my phone and called Gakuhō apologizing profusely.

"Oh, she'll be fine." Everyone except me stared at Korosensei like he was kidding.

"What do you mean?" (Ara: I better not see any Justin Bieber lyrics in the comments...)

"It just tastes like hot carbonated water to me..." I put the test tube down on the nearest table and turned to class with a bored expression. "What?"

Instead of me explaining, Korosensei did it for me. "(Y/n)-san, well, we don't know why because it was never figured out, but she can withstand any poison. She's tried all of the instant death ones and they still don't work." The whole class looked at me in disbelief.

"Look at me. I'm fine, nothing happened." We waited 5 minutes for a response and nothing happened.

"There are two others, correct?" Korosensei looked at the two others and gave me the clear one to smell next. It smelled like nothing again.

"Y-Yes!" I gave it back to him after I found out what it was.

"Without further ado..." he drank the next one leaving me some again. This time he turned light green and had antennas with wings.

"This time he grew wings!"

"He getting pretty decked out..."

I turned to the class again and said what he drank. "Th-The second one was thallium acetate..." He gave it to me and I finished it. Everyone saw I had a suffocating aura around me afterwards.

"(Y-Y/n)-san... a-any thoughts?" Korosensei stood back from me when I looked at him with a murderous look.

"Thallium acetate has no color, no smell, and no taste. It's only used for decomposing ores, and if tried, can cause headaches, mood swings, confusion, fatigue, weakness, and so much more. I can only withstand the death, but cannot withstand the causes. Fortunately, the causes only last a few seconds before I'm back to my happy self." In a few seconds, I was back to normal and fine.

"One more?" Korosensei handed me the yellow substance and I smelled it. 

"OH MY GOD THAT'S TOO STRONG!" I hold my nose while giving it to Korosensei to try. He gave the rest to me and held his body while transforming. He turned into his poker face... "Um... that last one was aqua regia..." I tried it and winked at Korosensei before falling to the ground gracefully. 

Korosensei caught on quickly and said, "(Y/n)-san!"

Everyone got up from their seats in a mad dash and ran over to me. "I'll take her to the infirmary." Korosensei picked me up and left the class. I got off of him and we walked to the teachers lounge. "So, why did you do that?"

"Because you need to teach her that those chemicals are dangerous to work alone with. You should help her with making a chemical that will kill you!"

"I'll do that after we're done taking you to see Karasuma."

"Fine."

~Timeskip brought to you by pork cutlet bowls!~

I was forced to watch the students play with Karasuma because of me trying the poisons, while Korosensei and Okuda were working together to make a poison to kill him. I was getting bored of hearing Miss Bitch whine over how hot it is, so I wandered around the forest taking in the scenery. I heard the last bell ring, so I went back to the school noticing two figures watching my every move.

~Timeskip to next day by my beautiful profile picture~

As I got into the classroom, a few people asked if I'm okay after yesterday. After explaining what happened again, I went over to my desk and pulled out a whole hazard suit and a test tube with my experiment. Nagisa went over to me and warily asked, "(Y-Y/n)-san, don't tell me you're going to experiment again..."

"What does it look like?" I showed him the tube and he shrunk back in fear of what I created.

"A-At least wait for Okuda's poison first."

"Fine. Also take this for when I'm doing my experiment. I'm going to need someone to tell me if the class is ready or not." I gave him a walkie talkie and before he could question it further, Korosensei walked into the room.

"Everyone, please be seated." We all watched Okuda with nervousness on what will happen.

"Here it is, Sensei!" 

"Wonderful! Well then, down the hatch!" He drank all of the poison and everyone held their breaths. I felt dread come over me as he started laughing. I got out of my seat and blocked Korosensei from Okuda.

"Thank you, Okuda-san... with your concoction, I can advance to a new state of being."

"What... do you mean?" Korosensei hit us with a gust of wind almost knocking Okuda and I off of our feet. He turned into a gray blob on the desk.

"HE MELTED?!" 

"I actually had you produce a tonic that would stimulate my cells and enhance my fluidity." I walked over to him and tried to mold him into a ball. He just melted like putty. He flew in Kataoka's desk. "As a liquid, I can now fit into the tightest of spaces."

"Um, why are you in there?"

"What's more, I'm still speedy as ever!" He bounced around the room in Mach 20 taunting us. "Go ahead! Just try and kill me!" Without looking, I pulled out my gun and shot at the place he bounced to next and hit him straight on. The class was dead silent as I put my gun back.

"Korosensei, stop it, you're acting like a 5 year old. Unless you want me to get Gakuhō in here and see you like this." He immediately stopped bouncing and went into the corner.

"Y-You tricked me, Korosensei!"

"Having the verbal aptitude to deceive others is a vital part of assassination, Okuda-san. Right, (Y/n)-san?"

"Just because I said that to you in that mission in Russia, doesn't mean you need to remember it always!"

"Verbal aptitude?"

"Even the most potent of poisons is wasted if you offer it in such a naïve way that your target can take an advantage on you. Nagisa-kun, how would you try to poison me?"

"Huh? Hmm... I'd probably mix it into a sweet drink you like... and then offer it to you as a special drink I made."

"Very good. To deceive someone, you must understand their feelings and tailor your words accordingly. Language is the key to an effective poisoning. I'm sure that one day, your scientific talents will benefit many. You'll need to explain things clearly to as many people as possible. So by developing your language skills to kill me, you can poison two birds with one vial."

"I-I will!"

"Korosensei, I want to try something on you for a second." He hesitated, before agreeing to what I was planning. I put on my hazard suit and held up a case and a bag full of goggles say, "Okay, I'm going to need everyone to stay inside the classroom with these goggles on as Korosensei and I go outside to try it." Everyone grabbed a pair of goggles and me and Korosensei went to the teachers lounge first to get Karasuma and Miss Bitch.

"Why are you wearing a hazard suit, (Y/n)-san?" Karasuma knew what I was doing, so before I would speak, he grabbed one of the goggles and headed straight for the classroom.

"Miss Bitch, take this and go protect the students with Karasuma." I didn't have to tell her twice for her to go. "You ready, Korosensei?"

"Y-Yes?" We walked into the field where I pulled out the walkie talkie and spoke to Nagisa.

"Does everyone have their goggles on in the classroom?"

"[Yeah, everyone does. What's in that vial, (Y/n)-san?]" I heard Nagisa on the other line loud and clear.

"Just watch, Nagisa." I closed the walkie talkie and opened the case revealing a test tube and pudding. "Korosensei stand right in front of me and hold one of your tentacles out. I need you to do nothing. If you do that, you can have the pudding afterwards."

"O-Okay..." I took out the vial with a needle to make it easier.

"Korosensei, close your eyes, you don't want to see this." I waited for him to close his eyes before sticking it into his tentacle. As if on impact, his tentacle exploded making Korosensei laugh.

"So by your experiment, you found the chemical that's in the weapons?"

"Yup! It was a success!" 

"Umm... (Y/n)-san~..." I stopped my victory dance and turned to hear what happened. "Shouldn't my arm grow back by now?" I looked at his arm for 15 seconds before it started growing back again.

"Woah... it's better than the weapons?" 

After I said that, Okuda took the walkie talkie from Nagisa and yelled, "[(Y/N)-SAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?!]"

"W-We should probably go back..." I looked at the window to see everyone in shock at my experiment.

"Korosensei, can you shield me from being killed from questions..." 

"No promises..."

I didn't want to take my chances, so I went down the mountain before everyone else for the assembly. 

~Timeskip brought to you by Edward's rage at being short~

"Woah. What happened to you guys?" I made sure they were okay as they were complaining.

"How did you get down the mountain unscathed?"

"Um, I just run down the whole time..." I looked away from their gazes sheepishly.

"You're not human!" 

"What's that, (Y/n)-san?" Nagisa saw the slip of paper in my hand that's for the schedule coming up for tests.

"Korosensei wanted me to give him one for no reason." 

"Let's get inside before we're late again." Karasuma was the stand in teacher for Korosensei for the assembly.

"Hold on!" We turned our heads to see Miss Bitch running down the mountain at full speed. "No one told me anything about a class trip during lunch break!"

We lined up as the rest of the students came in. Before I could fully line up, I was pulled back by Gakuhō saying I have to make a speech since I'm the "new student". Before I left, I gave Karasuma the paper telling him to give it to Korosensei as soon as he gets here. I was waiting behind the curtains for me to get introduced. I suppressed my anger as I heard the school laugh at the E Class as I released a breath I didn't know I was holding when I heard paper land in their hands and Isogai telling them to continue. As the schedule was done, I was getting ready to give my speech. I saw Gakuhō motion me over as he was talking.

"I give the mic to my daughter, Asano (Y/n)." I winked at Korosensei before starting.

"I would like to thank my father and every student here for working so hard to achieve their dreams by going to this wonderful school." I bet everyone from E Class can hear the sarcasm in my voice. "I hope we can keep the graduation rates higher and get more and more students for generations. So again, I thank you and I hope that everyone treats everyone else fairly." I glared at Gakuhō before exiting the stage and ending the assembly. Instead of everyone clapping, they whispered to one another about what I said.

As we left the school, everyone was clapping for me in our class.

"That was great!"

"Hey (Y/n)-san, do you want to get a drink before we go back up the mountain? I wanted to ask you about your experiment." 

"Sure." We went to the vending machines and bought (f/d)(favorite drink).

"So I was wond-" He stopped his sentence as he saw his old classmates from C Class.

"Hey. Nagisa." 

"Don't you think you guys are getting a little too big for your bridges?" What does that mean?

"Laughing during the assembly and such... how about you guys learn some respect?"

"You E Class losers should just keep your heads down where they belong."

"What with your crappy lives weighing you down and all." I was about to say something until Nagisa stopped me.

"Hey, what's with that dirty look?" I look behind me to see Karasuma and Korosensei there. I put my finger to my lips so they wouldn't interfere.

"You dumb in more ways than one? Say something! Or do you want me to kill you?!" They grabbed Nagisa's collar and I stepped back sensing something dangerous from Nagisa. I smirked holding Nagisa's juice for him.

"*Like you've ever tried to kill someone before." I felt a chill crawl up my spine when I saw his face. Nagisa, being the badass cinnamon roll he is, walked away leaving me with the bullies. 

"W-What was that face?" I snuck up being them since they ignored me as they were talking.

"Did you guys not hear a single word I said in my speech?" I swear they jumped like 10 feet off the ground.

"A-Asan- I mean, (L-L/n)(Y/n)!" 

Ignoring their mistake I said, "I told you to treat everyone fairly in this school, did I not?" They nodded their heads agreeing to everything I said. "So then..." I grabbed both of their collars and revealed my bloodlust. "What the hell did you do to Nagisa, which I told you to not do?"

"W-We d-did n-not t-treat N-Nagisa f-fairly..." I dropped them and hid my bloodlust.

"Good! If you mess with Nagisa again and tell Gakuhō that he messed with you, you'll have to answer to me!~" I cracked my knuckles and caught up with Nagisa after looking back at the shocked faces of Karasuma and Korosensei. As we were walking back, I looked into the camera guessing that Gakuhō saw everything and waved. 

"Nagisa! I'm so proud of you!" I crushed him in a bear hug giddy about him standing up for himself. "So? How did it feel standing up to those jerks?"

"It felt like I could do anything..."

"That's right!" I was doing the snoopy dance the whole way back to the classroom. 

"Hey, uh... (Y/n)-san?" I looked back at Nagisa to see he looks troubled with something.

"What is it?"

"If I uh... drugged you out of nowhere, would you forgive me?"

"I would be pissed at first, but then I'll get over it. Why do you ask?" As soon as I finished my sentence, I opened the classroom door to be greeted with a cloth to my face. Before I could fight back, I blacked out seeing Nagisa, Karma, and Okuda in my vision.

[Dream]

"(Y/n), do you know why I have to do this?" It was my birthday when I was turning four. All of us were in the living room celebrating until Gakuhō pulled out a gun ending my mother's life. Being traumatized, I couldn't breathe and blacked out. I woke up in the Prime minister's office with blood all over my new (f/c) dress. Gakuhō said he had to take Gakushū with him and leave me here with the government.

"No, why?" I was sitting in one of the chairs trying to take in the news before he left.

"You have a great talent for an assassin, but you are weak." I hated that word. Everyone would always call me that just because I was a girl or because I was a crybaby. Gakuhō just added more fuel for the flame in my heart after he left. The minister had pity for me, so he tried to take me in and erase my memories of my terrible past, but I declined. Why did I decline? It was a better option out of all of them, so why? Oh. Now I remember.

"I'm sorry mister, but I don't want to be weak anymore. I want to be an assassin to show my father who's the weakest one out of all of us." When my mother died, I cried. When Gakuhō left, I didn't cry. It's like I lost all of my feelings for anyone after she died. Until little Korosensei came along asking me to teach him how to be the greatest assassin there ever was.

[Dream End]

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*fun fact: I cried tears of joy when I re-watched this part.

Ara: I'm DONE

Melia: Congratulations!

Karma: Took you long enough, now you still have more episodes to do

Ara: *whispers to Nagisa* (End my suffering) anyways, Melia end it for us!

Melia: Ok! Please review and rate! We love some feedback on if we should make the updates shorter! And see ya next assassination attempt!

Ara: Bai bai~