Ara: This is just me finishing the rest of the episode. So, I don't own assassination classroom/ansatu kyoushitsu. ON WITH THE SHOW!

P.S. I wonder if anyone can find all of the black butler references? (There's a lot like, basically the whole episode is a crossover between assassination classroom and black butler...)

P.P.S. Remember, (...) is still whispering.

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I got to the front of his office out of breath. Before I waltzed in, I put my ear to the door just in case if he was doing the naughty. (Ara: Hey, you don't know what he does in that office.)

"*moaning* Hey, why did you stop?" (Ara: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!) "G-Gakuhō, p-put the knife down..." Don't tell me he's gonna kill her

"Sorry, but I can't let this out that I'm doing this in my office. What kind of principal would I be then?" Are you sure you want my honest opinion? Before I could voice my thoughts, the girl screamed and then there was a small knife stuck in the door inches from my face. (Ara: START THE PRESSES PEOPLE WE GOT US A STORY!) I wanted the full story, so I walked in as soon as I regained my thoughts.

"Hey, Gaku- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Blood was literally everywhere. I gagged at the smell of the room. Blood spatter was covering the walls, dead bodies were strewn all over the floor. Grell could blend in with this place and we would never find him again. "So... I'm guessing you had some... fun... last night? I know you never came home."

"I had another meeting with the prime minister again."

"Can you smell that? It smells like BULLSHIT!" (Ara: The smelliest of ze bullshit!)

"Oh, (Y/n)... you know that you come at the best and worst times right?"

I smirked and bowed before saying, "Well, what kind of assassin would I be?"

I felt someone behind me and before I could react, I was knocked out. Before I closed my eyes, I saw Gakuhō, a boy in dark blue with an eye patch, and a tall man in full black with red eyes.

~Timeskip brought to you by my constant yelling in class at the idiots in the back~

What the hell happened to me? I struggled to open my eyes, but they were blindfolded. I tried moving, but my hands and feet were tied up. Am I kidnapped?

"She's awake, master." Ok, who the hell are you, and why the hell am I here?

"Good. Are you (Y/n)(M/n) Asano?" They took off the blindfold, and I was blinded with light. I opened my eyes, and I was in my house?!

"Yes. Who. In. The. Fuck. Are. You?"

"I am Ciel Phantomhive, of the Phantomhive estate, and this is Sebastian Michaelis, my butler." Ok, off to a great start.

"Why am I here? No, why did you tie me up in my house?"

"Your father, Gakuhō Asano, owes 180,000,000 pounds ($243,602,392) to the queen of England." (Ara: And I am the queen of sass bitch what's up?)

"What did he buy?!"

"You." I'm sorry, did I not hear him right?

"What do you mean, me?"

"You were the greatest weapon that Gakuhō made, so he gave you up for adoption to every single rich person, government, and leader in the world. The queen of England won, by giving him 50 billion for you. After 2 years, he got you back by bribing the queen all of the money she gave him, except for 180 pound." And why am I only hearing about this now? Gakuhō you have a lot of questions to answer. They untied all of the ropes to let me stand.

"So... why can't I leave?"

"Because we have to kill you."

。。。。。

"FUCK THAT SHIT!" I ran out of my house with full speed. Before they could catch me, I pulled out my phone to call Korosensei.

*OOH SHIT FLASHBACK?*

Before I left the school to see Gakuhō, I ran into Korosensei and Nagisa again. "(Y/n), if you ever need help from me later, just call me up and say 'woof'."

"Why 'woof'?"

"Nufufufu~ you'll see... I will also bring nagisa with me."

"Thanks, see ya later!"

*END FLASHBACK*

"Bring... bring... bring... Hello? Hello, hello?"

"Nagisa? Nevermind, put Korosensei on the phone!"

"Okay... *playing elevator music* " did he just put me on hold?! He isn't some kind of secretory, Korosensei...

"Oh! (Y/n), what do you need?"

"Woof." After I said that, there was silence, then laughter on the other side.

"Okay... *pfft* lead them to the schoolhouse. I'll take care of everything after that.*click* " That asshole...

"THIS IS SUCH HORSESHIT KOROSENSEI!"

I skidded to a halt in the classroom to find... nobody?! I heard them a few feet behind me, so I looked around panicking to find a hiding spot. Before they slid open the door, I dived behind the podium.

"Welcome, Ciel and Sebastian." I look over in the direction of the voice to see Korosensei eating a coconut. "I know you're here for (Y/n), but I can't let you have her since she still is my student and master."

"(What the hell is he doing?)"

"(I don't know (Y/n)-san!)"

"(Nagisa? What the hell are you doing here?)"

"(To keep you hidden and safe.)"

I deadpanned and said, "(Boy, don't kid yourself, how are you supposed to do that against a demon?)"

"(Who's a demon?)"

"(Nevermind.)" I focused my attention back onto the insane people ignoring Nagisa.

"Why does the queen want to kill (Y/n)?"

"Because the queen fears that she will be a bigger threat than you." Really?

"Then how about a deal?" Where's my popcorn? (Ara: Karma took it from your bag...) I know someone who's dead!~

"We're listening."

"If I keep my eye on her 24/7 to make sure she doesn't kill anyone other than her mission, she gets to live and you can't touch her."

"And what if we win?"

"You can kill her and me together, and take the 10 billion for yourself and the queen."

"Fine. You have a deal." Did he just sell my soul for a deal?

~Timeskip man, just timeskip~

After they left, I walked up to Korosensei and slapped him. "Oww! What was that for?!"

"YOU LITERALLY JUST SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL!"

"What else could I do?! It was either that or you dying!"

"Fine. But if you fail to keep me in check, I'm killing you before they can kill me."

Korosensei fell onto Nagisa and cried over the deal. Nagisa laughed nervously, and looked to me for help. "Sorry, I can't help you."

-Next day-

"(Y/n)-san, you have to live with Nagisa and his mother now." Korosensei passed me and walked into the classroom avoiding my gaze that could kill a man.

"Oh nononononono! I am NOT living with that she-devil!"

"It's that or living with me who would annoy you to your wits end, or Karma's house with his father who still thinks you're a monster." (Ara: He's got a point, you know...)

"Nagisa it is!"

"By the way, she's already fine with it, since she always wanted a girl." I cringed remembering all those times we came over and I was getting everything, while Nagisa and Karma only got yelled at. "You stay over tonight! Oh! And, you're not allowed to go to school today because of what happened yesterday."

"Not fair! I don't want to miss Irina apologizing to everyone!"

"Too bad!"

I said it once and I'm gonna say it again. Fuck. My. Life.

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Ara: Aaaaaand we are done with this episode!

Karma: I didn't show up!

Ara: Not my problem *shrugs*

Melia: Not my problem either *shrugs*

Karma: You guys suck ass! *sits in emo corner*

Ara: Take it away, Karasuma!

Karasuma: Thanks for sticking around. Please Review and Rate. See you next assassination!

Ara: Bai bai my peoples! (Sorry it was so short, I had to finish this episode. Regular length (around 4,000 words) will be next chapter.)