The auditorium is big enough for the ninety-nine students. The stage is up front with its heavy, red velvet curtains in the background.
One Direction walk on stage just as everyone begins to quiet down. They take their own microphones.

"How is everyone?!" Harry shouts into his microphone.

All the students stay quiet. Probably still asleep.

"I SAID HOW IS EVERYONE??‽!!"

That wakes up all of the students:

"Oh!" John Gibson yelps.

"Ahhh!!!" Brandon Saad's hands fly up to his ears.

"Wow...!" Hilary Knight says, annoyed.

"Okay!" Anders Lee immediately perks up from drifting to sleep.

"Ack!" Wil Middlebrooks jolts straight up.

"MY HAIR!!" Vladimir Tarasenko cries out, patting his hair.

Liam turns to Harry seriously. "Harry."

Harry stretches his hands out to the crowd and slides them from side to side smoothly; his signature move. "Shhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhhh..."

Everyone quiets down.

Vladimir feels a wet, sticky substance tangled in his hair. "Ewww...gum... Gross," he mutters.

Behind him, Evelyna giggles, crumbling the gum wrapper in her hands.

Harry then encourages the crowd with his hands to raise their voices again.

Only Rickard and Hampus catch on though: "Whoooo!!! Wee!!!"

Harry smiles and points to the two Swedes. "Oh, I like these two! It's you two again!"

"Okay, that's enough, Harry," Liam tells him; he turns to the students. "Welcome to the first day of One Summer Academy. We are all your principals: I'm Liam Payne..."

"I'm Harry Styles!"

"I'm Louis Tomlinson."

"Me name's Niall Horan. And I'm from Ireland."

Harry steps forward. "Now that you've met your principals, now it's time to meet your mascot!"

Niall holds his index finger in the air, then immediately drops down to his knees. He then pops back up, this time wearing a green, leprechaun attire, including the grey beard.

Harry extends his hands at Niall the leprechaun. "Your mascot!"

From the audience, Tyler mutters: "You've gotta be kidding me."

Joseph abruptly stands up and hollers: "I DIDN'T BUY TICKETS TO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT!!!"

Harry stumbles back, aghast. "Alright, chill out!" He gathers himself quickly. "Here are your coaches!"

Coach Sidney Crosby of the varsity ice hockey team with his assistant coaches Evgeni Malkin, Kris Letang, and goalie coach Henrik Lundqvist steps up on stage. Coach Joe Pavelski of the junior varsity ice hockey team with his assistant coaches Joe Piskula and Ryan Kesler, and goalie coach Antti Niemi follow them.

All the students go wild.

Niall, Liam, and Louis scoff at the attention the coaches get compared to what they got from the students.

"Right," Harry says, sounding a bit offended. "Those are your variety coaches." He points to Coach Sidney and his gang. "Those are your JV coaches." He reverts his finger to Coach Joe and his gang. "Any questions?"

Liam jumps in. "Let's move on to your teachers!"

Silence takes over the room.

Liam turns to the others. He says quietly, "Are they here?"

Louis whispers back to him,"They should be."

Liam turns back to the students. "And your teachers...are..."

Niall cuts in: "They're in their classrooms!"

"That is correct, being the very dedicated teachers they are!" Harry adds in, nodding his head. "In their classroom!"

"So go to your classes!" Louis concludes.

All the students mutter and shuffle as they recollect their school bags and exit the auditorium.

One Direction and the coaches are still on the stage once the auditorium is empty.

Coach Sidney turns to the principals. "They're not here, are they?"

One Direction shake their heads. "Nope."

Coach Henrik raises his hand. "I can take over. I can brush up on my literature."

Louis claps happily and points at him. "That'll be great!"

"I am science," Coach Geno states sternly.

Harry nods his head with an inquiring look. "Interesting... Would that make me art?"

Coach Sidney shakes his head. "No no no, that means he'll teach science."

"I just love the way he worded that," Harry exclaims to Coach Geno. "Your vocabulary inspires me!"

"I am score." Coach Geno then walks off the stage.

Harry is left breathless. "Amazing." He turns to Liam. "Did you hear that Liam, the way he just speaks!"

Liam shakes head and rolls his eyes.

Coach Sidney looks concerned. "I'm not too sure about this teacher situation here..."

Coach Kris shrugs. "I don't know..."

They both follow Coach Geno off stage.

Coach Henrik turns to Harry. "Before I leave, Harry."

Harry looks at Coach Henrik. "Yeah?"

"I have some hair products that can help with the grease in your hair."

Harry gasps and touches his long, Tarzan-like hair. "Ugh!"

Niall tumbles back, laughing.