Song: She Wolf by Shakira (Not all lyrics)

S.O.S., she's in disguise

Hidden by the trees, her hair fluttering in the wind, she waited.
She waited for her next target.

S.O.S., she's in disguise

Her axe in hand, her eyes shining with glee and a desire to kill, she stayed silent.
Listening to the world behind her, her dogs close by, she waited for her moment to pounce.

There's a she wolf in disguise

When she heard the pair of footsteps, both quiet, she knew that her prey was here.
They were trying to plan a sudden attack on her, but Pearl had gotten to Impulse and Bdubs first.

Coming out, coming out, coming out

Sheathing her axe into her belt, she pulled out her crossbow, and fired.
What? Pearl was just telling the Homewreckers that she was already here. Before them.

There's a she wolf in the closet

The attacks set in quickly. While Impulse and Bdubs were able to deal some damage and kill some dogs, Pearl quickly got the upper hand.
She soon had them backed by a tree, and when she swung her axe, the pair of soulmates died.
Another two down, and just one more pair before her and her own soulmate.

Open up and set it free (Ah-ooh)

Cleo and Martyn came quickly, launching another attack on the crazy lady.
In the end, it was all the same.
Cleo died from fall damage while they were trying to escape from Pearl, and Martyn blew himself up with a firework.
Yet another pair down.

There's a she wolf in your closet

She didn't expect Scott to appear so quickly, so soon after Cleo's and Martyn's deaths, but here he was.
Pearl didn't know what was going to happen, until she saw Scott pull out the TNT and the lighter.
She readied her bow, already fit with an arrow, in case Pearl had to attack.

Let it out so it can breathe

But Scott had other plans.
He jumped onto the TNT, and lit it.
Pearl dropped her bow, and she started to run towards Scott, screaming out his name in pure desperation.
In the end, the TNT took both Scott's and Pearl's life, and Pearl was the winner.
The lonely, crazy winner of Double Life.

Written on June 26