TW:
- Mention of suicide

"Yo Scar you're going to participate in this cool game."

"Okay."

"Welcome to 3rd Life!"

*20 minutes in*

*BOOM.*

"SCAR!"

"I owe you now."

"Why?"

"Because I killed you."

"Ok."

*confession time*

"Yo Scar I like you."

"Oh wait I like you too."

*mwah. They kissed. And it was cool.*

*Scar then proceeds to cutely fall into a ravine and die*

"SCAR NOT AGAIN."

"Oh no I'm red now."

"I need Grian to stay with me."

*gets lilacs and poppies*

"Scar, wha-"

"Grianwillyoustaywithmeplease?"

"What?"

"Grian will you stay with me please?"

"I'll stay with you."

"Oh that's good."

*War. Lots of war.*

"Oh no everyone is dead except for us three."

"Scar who do you kill?"

"Whoever gets the 'no kill' pass first I won't kill."

*dramatic scene of Scar dropping the 'no kill' pass and Grian and Bdubs rushing to get it. Bdubs ends up getting it*

"Oh no-"

<Grian was slain by BdoubleO100>

*Grian respawns*

"Bro just betrayed me. I kill him now."

*runs back to where Scar and Bdubs is and kills Bdubs in an aesthetic way, then turns on Scar.*

"TRAITOR SCAR."

"You can kill me."

"What no!"

*Grian then proceeds to have a existential crisis about killing Scar while Scar is on his knees on the pond.*

"Let's have the final battle a fist to fist one."

"Sure then that'll be fair."

*at the desert mountain*

"I love you Scar."

"I love you too Grian."

*dramatic and angsty fight scene starts.*

*punch*

*kick*

*slam*

*dodge*

Repeat

*now Scar's dead, and Grian is holding his dead body.*

"Scar I'm sorry!"

*Grian then gets up and intentionally falls off the cliff. And he dies.*

*the gay bros are reunited again. Yay.*