I didn't know what I should write for this book today so here, have some crack.

Grain - 3L Grian and Scar

"Hey Grian, is this you?" Grian turned around, coming face-to-face with Scar. Scar was holding a piece of grain, and was staring down at with with a confused expression.

"No. Scar, that's a grain. That's a food. I'm Grian, a living being."

"So, is this your family then?" Scar asked.

"Scar, I'm not related to any kinds of grain." Grian sighed, shaking his head.

"Grian. You are a grain." Scar said casually.

"I'm not a grain, Scar!"

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not!"

The little battle continued to go on, until it reached a certain point.

"Yes you are, Grian. You are a grain."

"No I'm not a grain Scar! I'm a grain-" Grian stopped, taking in the realization of what he had just said.

"See? You just admitted to it!"

"FUCK."

Tall or short?" - LL Etho and Bdubs

"So, in this relationship, who's the tall one and who's the short one?"

"Oh, I'm definitely the tall one, Etho."

"Nah, I think you're the short one. I'm the tall one, Bdubs."

"No you are not!"

"Am too. You're only 5'10, and I'm much taller than you."

"Yeah, but still, it should be tall and taller!"

"No, I think it's better with tall and short.

"HEY!"

"Yet you still didn't answer my question properly, Bdubs. Are you the tall one or the short one in this relationship?"

"I'm the tall-"

"No you're not. Let's be real."

"I'm tall! Are you saying that 5'10 is short!?

"I guess so. Are you the short one then?"

"No I'm not!"

"Really, cause you give off short vibes - WAIT BDUBS I'M SORRY!"

The mini argument ended with Bdubs tackling Etho, while yelling that 5'10 was tall.

Cup - DL Ren and Big B

"Here you go B! Here's your tea!"

"Thanks." Big B took the cup from Ren's hands, only to find it empty.

"Uhh Ren? The cup is empty.."

"Oh I know! It's a cup, why would it be filled?" Big B started to wonder if Ren was hit in the head with something, so he tried again.

"Didn't you say that my tea was read-"

"It's a cup." At this point, Big B was very confused. What was going on with his soulmate?

"I know it is but-"

"Cup." Okay, what was going on now? Big B was so confused.

"Yes, but-"

"Cup."

"Ren, are you okay-?"

Silence, just for a moment.

"Ren-?"

"C U P."

"Okay, it's a cup.."

'What is wrong with my soulmate?'

"C U P. C U P. C U P."

"Ren, shut the FUCK UP!"

I'm Gay - !LL! Martyn and Scott

"Hey Martyn?"

"Oh, yes Scott?"

"I have something to tell you.."

"Uh, sure? What is it, Scott?"

"Will you accept me?"

"Yes? Scott, what is going on?"

"Okay, here goes nothing.."

"Huh?"

"Martyn, I'm gay."

"Oh Scott. I already know that."

"Wait, you do!? But I haven't told anybody yet??"

"Bro, you've been out as gay for years now. Everyone knows."

"Really??"

"My word, did you get hit in the head with something?"

"Oh, I guess I did then.."

"You're an idiot."

"HEY!"

High - SL Joel and Etho
(Quick context: Joel took painkillers for an injury and painkillers make him high. Very high)

Joel came stumbling towards Etho, his footsteps uneven.

"Uh Joel? Are you okay?"

"Eefo, I didn't see you there. I saw you behind me."

"Are you high?"

"Hi!"

"No, not that! Are you high on painkillers right now?"

"What? Did I say hi to my painkillers right now?"

"Joel, no. Are you on painkillers.?"

"WhAt? I'm standing on my painkillers!?"

"Oh my god. No. Have you taken your painkillers earlier?"

"No, I left them in my house."

"You know what, I would take you to Lizzie, but she's gone, so I guess I have to do things that hard way."

"What are you-"

Etho then proceeded to whack Joel with a baseball bat, knocking him out.

It's safe to say that Joel woke up with a major headache from his painkillers and the bat.

Gaslighting - Real Life (RL) Pearl and Cleo, ft. Scott

Pearl walked toward Cleo and Scott, who were talking together. As she got closer, Cleo saw her and quickly shut herself and Scott up.

"Hey Cleo and Scott. Everything okay?"

"Yeah, we're fine. You know, we were just having a nice little chit-chat!"

"Actually, we were-" Cleo pushed Scott away, leaving the two females together.

"Uh, what were you talking about with Scott Cleo?"

"What do you mean? I was just talking to Scott about the nice sun outside!"

"Cleo, it's the middle of the night."

"Oh, I meant the moon!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Oh yes, I know what we were talking about Pearl."

"Then why don't you tell me?"

"Because I can't."

"And why is that?"

"I have to keep my status of 'gaslight' in this group. I'm a girl who gaslights others."

"Okay, but still, as your ally, can you tell me what you and Scott were actually talking about?"

"I'm afraid I can't do that."

"And why is that."

"Because you're not the gaslight in the group. Gaslights only share secrets with each other."

"But Scott isn't a gaslight-?"

"Agree with me or else I'll kill you."