21 = Obanai (but he'll be 21 forever)
Also, Double Life & Last Life Edition

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Etho: Are you coming to bed?
Joel: I can't. This is important.
Etho: What?
Joel: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Grian: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Scar: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Big B: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Ren: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Big B: How does it WALK??
Ren:
Ren: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

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Impulse: Knock, knock.
Bdubs: Who's there?
Impulse: Boo!
Bdubs: Boo who?
Impulse: Why are you crying?
Bdubs: I'm not crying.
Impulse: Hello notcrying, I'm Impulse.

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Scott: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Scott: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Cleo: ...Thanks.

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Martyn: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.
Pearl: Are you okay.

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*Martyn and Pearl are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Martyn: oh my god, Pearl, backwards!
Pearl: Really, Martyn? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Grian: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Big B: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Grian: I don't have time for their problems.

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Joel: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Scar: What changed your mind?
Joel: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Big B: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Ren, exasperated: WHY?!?
Ren points at Cleo: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Ren points at Lizzie: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Ren points at Big B: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Ren: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Grian, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Mumbo: *sighs* I have no friends...
Grian:
Grian: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

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Scott: Why are you late?
Cleo: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Scott: Overslept?
Cleo: Overslept.

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Pearl: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Cleo: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Pearl:
Pearl: *sobs*
Scott: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Tango: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Jimmy: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Impulse: I can be your partner for the next race.
Grian: Sorry, Impulse. It's a sibling race.
Jimmy: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Grian: It's only children, Jimmy. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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Mumbo: But what about Grian?
Jimmy: Don't worry about them.
Jimmy: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Martyn: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Martyn: Impulse, what the actual FUCK?

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Etho: I'm having problems with a guy...
Tango: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Etho, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Skizz: Moose Tracks is good!
Tango: What the fuck is that!?
Skizz: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Tango: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Etho and Skizz: what?
Tango: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Etho: You done now?
Tango: Yeah ok.
Etho and Skizz: ...
Tango: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Bdubs, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Scott: Damn, the power went out.
Grian: Don't worry, I got this.
Grian: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Scott: What-?
Grian: I swallowed a glow stick!
Scott, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Lizzie: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Ren's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Big B: So what's for dinner?
Ren: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Big B: ...
Big B: Is it soup?
Ren: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Big B: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Ren: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Big B: STOP!
*one hour later*
Big B: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Lizzie: Hey Martyn, do you wanna help us?
Martyn: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.

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Grian: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Scar: What are you making?
Grian: A mistake.

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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Joel: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Etho: What?
Joel: "Get Help."
Etho: No.
Joel: C'mon, you love it!
Etho: I hate it.
Joel: It's great! It works every time!
Etho: It's humiliating.
Joel: Do you have a better plan?
Etho: No.
Joel: We're doing it!
Etho: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Joel, carrying Etho: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Etho at guards, knocking them out*
Joel: Ahh, classic!
Etho: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Joel, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Skizz: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Etho: Why?
Skizz: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Bdubs.
Etho: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Skizz: Etho, you have opened my eyes.