*DEATH METAL*

A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN, RUNNIN THE STAND, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" (BUM BUM BUM) "GOT ANYYYYYY... "

"GRAPES?"

THE MAN SAID "NO WE JUST SELL LEMONADE. BUT IT'S COLD AND IT'S FRESH AND IT'S ALL HOME-MADE. CAN IIIIII GET YOU A GLASS?"

...

THE DUCK SAID "I'LL PASS"

boom roosted

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) til the very next day...

(BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM)

*DEATH METAL*

WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANYYYYYY...

(the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell)

"GRAPES?"

THE MAN SAID "NO  WE JUST SELL LEMONADE, OKAY? WHY NOT GIVE IT A TRY?"

haha

THE DUCK SAID, "GOOD DAY SIR

"I SAID GOOD DAY!!!"

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) til the very next day...

(BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM)

*DEATH METAL*

WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANYYYYYY...

(guess what...

chicken butt... hehehehe)

"GRAPES?"

THE MAN SAID "LOOK THIS IS GETTING OLD. LEMONADES ALL WEVE EVER SOLD. WHY NOT GIVE IT A GO?"

THE DUCK SAID "hoW 'BouT nO you FOOL!"

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) til the very next day...

(BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM)

*JEOPRADY*

WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANYYYYYY...

bO0m rOasted

GRAPES?"

THE MAN SAID "that's it@ if you stay away, duck, ill glue you to a wall and leave you there all day, stuck. So doNT gEt tO CloSe!"

THE DUCK SAID "adIoS."

boom roasted

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) til the very next day...

(BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM)

*DEATH METAL*

WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

*breaths*

"GLUE?"

boom roasted

"WHAT?"

"GOT ANY GLUE?"

"NO. WHY WOULD I-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHJHGJHG!"

"AND ONE MORE QUESTION FOR YOU;"

(pause)

"got any...

"GRAPES???"

(nobody:

the duck:

the man: dont say it.

the duck: boom roasted)

AND THE MAN JUST STOP, THEN HE STARTED TO SMILE. HE STARTYED TO LAUGH, HE LAUGHED FOR A WHILE. HE SAID "COME ON DUCK, LETS WALK TO THE STORE. ILL BUY YOU SOME GRAPES SO YOU WONT HAVE TO ASK ANYMORE."

SO THEY WALKED TO THE STORE AND THE MAN BOUGHT SOME GRAPES. HE GAVE IT TO THE DUCK AND THE DUCK SAID "MMMMM.... NO THANKS. BUT YOU KNOYOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GOOD? IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY.

"DO YOU THINK THIS STORE...

"DO YOU THINK THIS STORE...

"DO YOU THINK THIS STORE...

"DO YOU THINK THIS STORE...

(the man:...)

"Do you think this store has any lemonade?"

boom roasted

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE), THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE), THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE), THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE)...

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