Well you know what happens afterward. I told her about the food and the cab I summoned, and then I left. A villain needed his sleep. I was on my way to Fenros City when cop cars came flying by me, lights and sirens blaring.

    "Now who could be committing crimes in my city?" I said aloud. I saw a late cop car about to come by, and I jumped on the roof of the car and clung onto the car's rack of lights. Whose car was I on? I looked over at the side, and saw Fenros City Sheriff. How fun, I get to hitch a ride with a head poncho. Now where are we going?

    "We are headed down 10th street... passed Maine... we are headed to... The Albright Chemical Plant. Some sort of hold up going on I guess... A good ol' hold up... Those are the days..." I thought to myself with a smile, and the car screeched to a halt. Before anyone could see me, I jumped off and hid behind the other parked cop cars.

    "Tell me what is going on," the sheriff said, stepping out of his cruiser.

    "Well, it's a holdup by that new group of villains, The Conglomerates," an officer said.

    "Ahh the Conglomerates. Made up of The Conductor, Professor Nuke, and The Bloody Titan. Good villains apart, even better together. I'd leave them be, but this is my city to torment and steal from," I thought to myself.

    "What do they want?" the sheriff asked.

    "Some chemicals. Here is a list of them," the cop said.

    "Hydrogen Fluoride... Ethylene Glycol... Dioxin... Batrachotoxin... Very dangerous chemicals," the sheriff said.

    "Yea no dip Sherlock. What the fuck are these guys planning? This shit could kill a lot of people. Looks like I'm going to have a talk with them," I thought. I then scoured the building, looking it over and determining dimensions, entrances, and escape routes. Can never be too safe with this gang of villains. I then found the nearest entrance that was out of sight of the cops, and broke into it. I slunk around, sticking to the shadows per usual. I climbed about, until I could hear the voices of the three villains.

    "The cops are here! Professor do you have an escape plan?" I heard the Conductor say.

    "Why of course I do. I wouldn't want our pathetic crew to spend any more time behind bars than we already have," Professor Nuke said.

    "I hope your contact pays us as smartly as you said he would," The Bloody Titan said.

    "Don't worry boys, we'll be paid, we will be paid," Nuke said.

    "We better be paid, or you are taking the fall for this," Conductor said.

    "So this isn't for them? They don't want the chemicals? How weird... Then who could want these chemicals? This could be a plot for the history books," I thought, and then walked into the room.

    "I think we have a guest boys," The Conductor said, and the three of them turned toward me.

    "Why hello my friends! I didn't get a notification about joining this team of villains! Come on guys, four is better than three! I need to make money too!" I said, spreading out my arms and greeting them.

    "Knifeslinger. What a surprise. Why don't you stay out of this? We get more money with three of us rather than four," Nuke said.

    "Anyway, rumor on the street is that you have grown soft. No maniacal plans on taking over the world, no threats of mass genocide if you don't get what you want. You are no longer the worst villain out there," The Conductor said.

    "Oh come on guys! Didn't you see the news? I wrecked that statue of Helix Double recently! I needed a break from the fame, the lines were outrageous!" I exclaimed.

    "A statue is nothing. What happened man? Where is the Knifeslinger that could take out five villains at once? The one who no minor hero dared face? The one who single handedly took down the School of Intimidation? I haven't heard about you causing any deaths, nothing," The Bloody Titan said.

    "Come to think of it, I haven't heard about any deaths caused by you. Only destruction. Destruction is good, but death is what really strikes fear in the heart of the people. I'm starting to think that you aren't even a real villain. The stories told about you are just... stories. You are just a legend, a washed up dude who told lies to be the best," The Conductor said.

    "Not a real villain? Not a real villain?!? No minor hero still will not confront me! I took down ten villains at once to seize my throne at the Villain Association! The School of Intimidation is ash, the once great headmaster reduced to a blubbering idiot in an aslyum. What are you guys even saying?" I asked.

    "We are saying that we will no longer associate with you. You lose you Villain Association Privileges. No more contacts, no more heist help. You are on your own brother," Nuke said.

    "What? No no no no! I'm just as evil as the rest of you. I'm on the verge of riding this world of Helix Double once and for all. Come on guys, just give me another year, and if he isn't dead by then, you can kick me out and get rid of my privileges," I begged.

    "No. You get no more time. You have already been voted out by the council. We've found a replacement. He even has his own crime organization, unlike you," The Bloody Titan said.

    "And what is this organizations name?" I asked incredulous.

    "It's called the T.G.C.A. I think it stands for Tough Guy Crime Associates," T.B.T said.

    "Weird. I don't think I have heard of this organization," I said.

    "You're not supposed to. They work in the shadows, cover it all up, or pay villains like ourselves to keep the blame off of them," Nuke said.

    "Now if you would excuse us, we have to go before too many of these cops show up," The Conductor said. I was thinking about stopping them, but that would ruin my image even further.

    "Why are you in my city anyway? There are plenty of other cities with chemical plants. But here?" I asked.

    "It was the closest. You lost the jurisdiction of Fenros anyway. This is our city now," Nuke said, and with that, they turned and left with the chemicals.

    "Well this is not what I was expecting. I lost my city, my villain privileges... have I really gone soft?" I asked myself in thought, pondering where I went wrong. Well, I guess I could figure this out at a different time. I needed to head out before I got caught in here. I exited through the window I entered, and went home to my secret lair. I went to my cozy little bedroom, flopped on my bed, and turned on the television to the news channel.

    "It's going to be a cold night for the rest of the night, almost to water freezing temps, so if you are going out late, bundle up," the weather reporter said.

    "Thank you, Susan. Now to breaking news. Knifeslinger is at it again. Earlier tonight, we got footage of the villain Knifeslinger at Albright Chemical Factory, killing factory workers. The footage is very disturbing, so we will not be showing it. What originally was thought to be a crime committed by the Conglomerates was really a crime committed by Knifeslinger. He got away with very dangerous chemicals, and is on the loose. As you can see in this photo, Knifeslinger left his iconic mark at the scene. If anyone has any tips to his whereabouts, please contact the number below..." the anchorman said.

    "WHAT?!?! I didn't kill anyone!! Damn the Conglomerate, blaming their crime on me. They might as well be a part of the T.G.C.A! I thought they said they got paid to have this blamed on them! Why shun me and pin the crime on me anyways? ALSO, that symbol is really old! I haven't used that since I was first becoming a villain! AND SECONDLY, how in hell did they get that kind of footage? I was in the building for FIVE MINUTES!!!" I screamed at my television. Then I threw a huge fit, flipping my bed, throwing my remote, punching the wall.

    "GOD DAMN YOU ALL!!! GOD DAMN IT! AGGGGHHH!" I screamed. 

    It took me quite a while to calm myself. 

    First with my dignity being insulted: "I'm the best god damn villain they have ever had! They will rue this day, the day they crossed Knifeslinger! I will show these pussies what a real villain is!" 

    Next with these murders on my hands: "I have to fucking clean up this god damn mess. I don't want to be blamed for a crime I didn't fucking commit! No one crosses me ha ha ha! NO ONE CROSSES MEEEEEE!" 

    Eventually I sat down on my bed, my throat sore from yelling, and my muscles screaming in pain from the work out I did. When I get mad, I usually start pumping iron or doing pushups or pull ups, letting my rage fuel me. Now that I was calm, I was hurting like hell.

    "I guess I can butt in now?" I heard Marie say.

    "What the fuck are you doing here Marie," I said weakly, barely acknowledging her.

    "I've been here. You were so angry you didn't even notice me. I got to say, you have a very nice body. You don't seem muscular with a shirt on, but damn boy, you got it going on," Marie said.

    "Look, I don't have time for this, please just tell me what you want," I said, struggling to sit up and look at her.

    "I got a job for you. I thought you might be interested," she said, with a file in her hand.

    "And why did you think that?" I asked, putting a shirt on.

    "Well, I heard your villain rep is not the best," she responded.

    "I guess now everyone knows I'm a piece of shit villain. In other news, snow is the semen of God if rain is his tears. He can't survive No Nut November with out causing a snow storm somewhere. I guess those angels are really hot or something," I said pacing around my room.

    "Please take a look at it," she said, holding the file out to me.

    "Alright. What do you have in mind?" I asked, taking the file.