This programme has started to stop the murder and abuse of Elves everywhere. For example, while being forced to attend my muggle school, I noticed the peasants at lunch eating cookies called Elf Grahams. ELF Grahams. Ever wonder where Haldir's body went when he died? HE GOT MADE INTO A FREAKING ELF GRAHAM FOR MORTALS TO EAT!
Please spread this campaign and protest. You could save the lives of Elves everywhere.