Ezra: Where am I , HOW DO I LEAVE!!!

Sabine: okay, this isn't tattoine

Kanan: ummm, okay let's regroup. Sabine's here, Ezra's here, where's zeb.

Zeb: right here, and what happened, we were just on tattoine doing a routine op and now where here

Sarah: oh calm down, your back on the ghost.

Ezra: WHO ARE YOU!!!

Sarah: I'm the author

Sabine: who?

Sarah: THE AUTHOR

Kanan:*takes out blaster* start talking

Sarah: woah woah woah drop the blaster, I said I'm just the author. You know, who write stories?

Kanan: what story

Sarah: this story

Zeb: what do you mean by this story

Sarah: you know, the one I'm writing right now

Sabine: this is making no sense

Sarah: okay, I'll explain it to you. You see I'm the author, Sarah. Your the characters , I write story with characters, characters in the story act out what author writes, understood?

Ezra: no, not at all, not in a million years, how in the galaxy would somebody actually be able to do that

Sarah: quite easily if you put your mind to it

Kanan: okay okay, so let me get this straight. You, the author, writes stories who use us, the characters, who act in said story, that author writes

Sarah: yes

Sabine:so your your saying we have no control over what we do or say, at all?

Sarah: yep.

Zeb: that's crazy talk

Ezra: yeah, who would believe that

Sarah: then explain how I got here

Ezra: uhhh, not important! But there's no way I'm going to believe you what so ever, so ha

Sarah: suit yourself.

Hera: *walks in the room* so I guess you got back early today

Chopper: * rolls in and points at Sarah and beeps curiously *

Hera: who's your friend

Ezra: oh just some wacko who thinks she controls us with with her stories, I say we ditch her.

Sarah: HEY!!!

Sabine: the description's pretty accurate

Kanan: so, sarah do you have any idea how we got transported back on our ship

Sarah: it's the setting of my story, so you guys got transported in here

Ezra: okay, enough with this story stuff. Do you or do you not know how who got back on the ghost.

Sarah: no I guess

Kanan: well what do you want then?

Sarah: can I have anything

Hera: that's not what we're saying

Zeb: do you like need anything from us

Sarah: well since your not buying the real reason I'm here, can I join your crew?

The crew: ummmmmmm.....

Sarah: well

Kanan: you have any useful talents

Sarah: I'm a elemental

Zeb: a what?

Sarah: an elemental, you know who controls the elements

Ezra: like the nature version of Jedi

Sarah: kinda

Hera: well then I guess your in, we have a spare room we could let you sleep in

Ezra: why didn't I get to sleep their when I joined the team

Kanan: because when we first met we thought and still think that you would cause to much trouble so we paired you with zeb

Sarah: so I'm in

Kanan: yes

Sarah: woo hoo!!

Hera: I'm gonna regret this.