Tiday in band, Mr. Fields said, "I won't be here on Friday. Im getting married."

Of course, this stirs up the whole babd. A trumpet, lets call her Dani, said, "I know who it is! She's his secret girlfriend!"

Wow, Dani, wow.

Then Mr. Fields says," Yep. She's my mistress. She provides for me, doesn't steal my money, cooks me food, and doesn't cheat on me!"

Well, that's all.