Me: *crying* TOBY! (;0;)

Ticci Toby: Wow, ar-are you ok, Hea-Heart?

Me: Look at my toe and tell me if that looks ok!

Jeff: *looks at toe and gags* Dafqu did you do?!

Me: I, um, I cut myself with a chair.

Jeff: *laughing*

Ticci Toby: HE-HEY! STOP LA-LAUGHING AT MY DAU-DAUGHTER!

Clockwork: I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

Me: MOM! Can you kiss my toe better?

Clockwork: Fuck no!

Me: (;-;)

((Yes, that's my toe, and I did cut myself with a chair))