Baby=(babbles)

Konan=hey pain.

Pain=yes konan.

Konan=since we are keeping the baby we should name him.

Pain=lets do an vote and we say each name to the baby and see which one he reacts to.

Konan=great idea.

(in the living room)

Kisame=I wonder why pain called us here.

Itachi=(humph)

Sasori=what is so important.
Kakazu=and to think I was in to a great book.

Hidan=ugh I am so f****** tired this s*** better be worth it.

Pain=people settle down the reason I(cough cough)konan)called you here is to name the kid.

Hidan=what!

Kakazu=thats it this is an waste. Itachi=this has been an waste of my time.
Kisame=I dont mind.

Sasori=....

Konan=shut up!!!!!!

(silence)

Konan=this is how its going to work each of you will say an name and if the baby reacts that will be his name I am first umm liu.

Baby=.....(sucks on thumb)

Pain=hmm yahiko.

Baby=(yawn).

Hidan=jashin.

Baby=mmm.

Hidan=demon.

Baby=baaaah.

Hidan=b***.

Baby=(throws bottle at hidan)

Hidan=ow the f***.

Kakazu=sora.

Baby=(plays with konan hair)he itachi=akuma.

Baby=.....

Kisame=sameha.

Baby=baaaah baaaah.

Konan=here(hands bottle to baby)

Baby=(drinks milk)

Pain=he dosent like either name only one left sasori.

Konan=like his is any better.

Sasori=deidara.

Baby=(claps hands)gaaaaah.

Konan=he likes that name it means bomb in japanease.

Pain=well he likes his name deidara it is.

Konan=alright. (few months later)

Konan=come deidara you can do it walk to mommy.

Pain=okay I am going to let him go(lets go of deidara)go little guy go to konan.

Deidara=mama mama dada.

Pain=come follow daddy pain.

Deidara=dada dada mama dada mama(toddles to konan and pain) pain=almost there.

Konan=come on an few more steps.

Kisame=whats going on in here.

Konan=look deidara is walking.

Kisame=really neat deidara come here to uncle fishy.

Deidara=fishy fishy.

Kakazu=why are you three so loud.

Konan=deidara is walking.

Kakazu=hmm really I knew he would he reached that certain age in an infant life.

Deidara=mama dada(walks to pain and konan)mama dada.

Konan=ohh deidara I am so proud of you(picks up deidara)oh your mommy little boy(kisses deidara cheek).

Deidara=heh heh mama dada.

(few months later)

Pain=has anybody seen deidara he ran past here right.

Kisame=caught him.

Deidara=(humph).

Konan=deidara you know we have to go to the dentist.

Deidara=no!(starts pouting)

Konan=heh he is so cute when he pouts.

Pain=we pretty much spoiled him didnt we.

Konan=no...maybe an little.

Pain=(sighs)

Konan=deidara come on I have to get you dressed and brush your hair. Pain=why dont you cut his hair. Konan=no he has beautiful blond hair I am not cutting it.

Pain=okay calm down.

Konan=now lets go deidara. Deidara=noooo mama no wan go ...daddy daddy.

Pain=sorry cannot help you out with this case.

Deidara=(humph)(throws bottle).

Pain=(catches bottle)ha not this time.

Deidara=(blows raspberry).
(at the dentist)

Konan=alright now deidara when we go in you have to be good okay.

Deidara=(hmph)

Konan=dei.

Deidara=(nod).

Konan=good(opens door)

(inside the dentist)

Konan=hello.

Receptionist=hello there you here to make an appointment.

Konan=well yes and to register an child.

Receptionist=okay so I need his date of birth his name age and medical problems(hands clipboard and pen) konan=thank you(sits down)okay now allergies peanuts medicine epipen age 11 months old nearly an year old and name deidara fusaku.

Deidara=mama ba ba.

Konan=oh here you go
(Konan hands deidara his bottle of juice)

Deidara=mmmm.

Konan=now that your happy I have to turn in this form okay.

Receptionist=you filled out the form.

Konan=yes I did here you go(hands form).

Receptionist=thank you Dr.shima is your child dentist he is in room 121.

Konan=okay come on deidara.

Deidara=okay.

(in Dr.Shima room)

Shima=hello there I am josuke shima.

Konan=nice to meet you I am konan and this is my son deidara.

Deidara=hi.

Shima=hey there little guy today you are having your first dentist check up now you see all these tools.

Deidara=(nod)

Shima=these bad boysclean your teeth
(Shima places deidara on the examining chair)
Shima=now let me see your teeth.

Deidara=no!

Shima=hmm want to do this the hard way okay

Konan=I got this
(Konan began to tickle deidara)
Deidara=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Hershima=(puts on mouth guards)

Deidara=huh?

Shima=now these mouth guards can keep your teeth from getting dirty with that paste.

Deidara=mmmm.

(After the dental procedure)
Shima=(takes out guards)now your done see that was not bad right.

Deidara=yeah!

Shima=now here is an sucker for being good and a prize token you can use it to get an toy from that chest over there.

Deidara=yay!
(Deidara dug around the toy chest for awhile till he found a toy soilder)
Deidara=Mama wook!

Konan=I see it's a new toy now what are you suppose to say.

Deidara=tank ou

Hershima=your welcome anyways I will see you later.

Deidara=bye.

(in the car)

Konan=see deidara that was not hard now was it.

Deidara=yeah.

(at the hideout)

Deidara=heh heh heh.

Konan=that was long.

Pain=how was it.

Konan=not bad and(sniff sniff)you smell that.

Pain=yes ugh deidara come here.

Deidara=daddy daipy.

Pain=ugh its my turn(picks up deidara)come on
(in deidara room)

Pain=okay(opens tabs)

Deidara=heh heh.

Pain=(argh)(nearly pukes)ugh

Deidara=grr(daddy wazy heh heh) daddy id huwt.
(Deidara begans tearing up)

Pain=okay okay don't crying I will change you.

(Pain removed the soiled diaper from under deidara, he had threw said diaper in the floor he then made the hand signs for a fire release jutsu the diaper burned in a orange flame until it was reduced to ashes)..
Pain=Finally done.

Deidara=(heh heh)

Pain=your an evil kid.

Deidara=daddy teeth.
(Deidara opens his mouth to show his clean teeth).

Pain=But I cant stay mad at that smile.