Date: 02/11/2015

Location: Middletin Police Station

Conducted By: Sheriff Henry Braxton and officer Indigo Mason of the Middletin Police.

Police: Please state your full name for the recording. 

CG: Clarence Catherine Garfield. 

Police: Can you please tell us what you were doing yesterday?

CG: I was out with Astrid yesterday, then we went to the slumber party but before that, we chilled around. 

Police: And where did you go?

CG: Shopping, duh, what else do you expect teen girls to do? Study?

Police: You don't seem very remorseful about Elowen's death. 

CG: What would you know? And why do I have to pretend to be remorseful? I didn't kill her.

Police: Is this your way of coping, Clarence? 

CG: I didn't kill her, I don't know who did. But yeah, I'm glad she's gone. She was the most homophobic, racist bitch on the block. She bullied half the school, when Em left, and I often broke out and my dad become famous for his alcoholic tendencies, she ridiculed me. No matter how much she did and even if Astrid was on my side, nothing could convince me to sit with her and to hang out with her. She slandered my father and hurt so many of us. 

Police: Why are you tell us all this? You do realize, this makes you seem blameworthy?

CG: El was my friend, I might hate her but she was the girl who braided my hair. Gave me her candy. Hung out with me all the time and even taught me what a period is. She was more than a friend, she was a sister and a mother. But then high school changed her, big time. It hit all of us like a mother lode of crap. 

Police: How was your relationship with Charlie Knight?

CG: Mediocre?

Police: Are you answering our question or asking?

CG: Charlie and I weren't the closest of people. He hung out with us, sat at our table but the dude was different with a capital D. I tolerated him because Rosé looked at him with those wide, lovestruck eyes of hers. And the way they'd feed each other. Bleggh! I'm gonna barf. Anyway, the two were super chummy and all I knew about Charlie was that he dated my bestie and his name was Charlie Knight. He also wasn't a massive fan of Elowen. 

Police: How do you know he wasn't?

CG: Well, I once overheard Rosé and Charles in this heated conversation about how Rosé should just dump El's toxic ass and convince us to do the same. But Rosé didn't agree and went all El-is-my-bestie-and-you-have-to-accept-that on him. Anyway at this party a year ago, I saw El flirting with Charles, the poor dude looked traumatized. He looked as if he had a conversation with Annabelle. 

Police: Elowen and Charlie flirting?

CG: That's what it looked like but El has zero boundaries so like, yeah, most likely to flirt with her besties bf. 

Police: Emilia claimed to have seen the two of them in a heated conversation in a cafe yesterday. What are your thoughts. 

CG: Legit nada, but my two cents is telling me that you're missing something extremely important. 

Police: What do you mean?

CG: Absolutely nothing, there's an obvious connection between Rosé's mother, Charlie, and Elowen.

Police: Excuse me. 

CG: Lorelai never approved of either her daughter's friendship or her romantic relationship. She strongly hated both Elowen and Charlie, I don't know why, but she did. 

Police: Thank you, is there anything else you'd like to add. 

CG: Astrid was there with me yesterday, she's my alibi. And, Elowen noticed some strange individuals in the forest. If I were you, I'd check that out. 

Police: Thank you

CG: If we're done, I'm leaving.