Let's pause here and tell the story of how Vox Machina met this suit of armor of a lass shall we?

About a year ago in the small town of Redwick Bush, I know... strange name, right? Anyway.....our favorite group known as Vox Machina stopped by this strangely named town for a rest and a drink....
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    Grog the tallest of the group would let out a loud groan that drew the attention of a few farmers "We finally made it....uh....where are we again?" Grog looked to his party with a head tilt.

"For the 15th time, Grog. We arrived in the town of Redwick Bush." Percy said with a hint of annoyance as the gunslinger pushed his glasses up.

"Oh, that's right! Hahaha!" Grog burst out laughing "What silly name." Grog added, laughing a few more times, earning some glares from farmers.

"I wonder why it was named that...." Keyleth shyly asked, using her staff as a walking stick since she was feeling exhausted.

"Well, from that traveling merchant that told us a few days ago. It was named after a Sage that wore bush to infiltrate a goblin camp." Pike said, hand on her chin as she studied the crops that farmers were growing, before dashing up to catch up to her friends. 

  "Gotta admire the guy that risks his junk to fight goblins." Scanlan laughed, then eyed some of the women here with lustful glances.

 "Ugh, are we even sure the Sage was a dude? For all we know Sage could be a female" Vax boredly pointed out.

"True....but let's not discuss further. I'm tired, thirsty to all hell, and fucking hungry and I see tavern" Vex grinned, and pointed to the tavern with greed in her eyes, soon the party all share grins as they pick up their pace but they all pause to read the name, nearly lost it because tavern name is called Redwick's Otter with otter holding a mug but that art was way more suggestive like Otter holding something that resembles someone's junk.

"Pfft...come on Vox machina, let's not be rude..." Percy covered his mouth, trying to stop a laugh from escaping but failing.

"Percy, darling, it's....pfft, not gonna be easy" Vex was leaning against her brother trying not to laugh.

"W-whoever designed this probably wasn't much of an artist." Pike pointed out, as her face was red, trying not to lose it right now.

Grog couldn't help it, he let out his booming laugh, pointing at the sign "Oh my gods! Otter holding a man's dick! Hahaha!" Grog slapped his knee, laughing some more. 

  Scanlan held his chin, studying the art on the sign "I must say, the art is quite proactive....though it looks like someone purposely fucked the sign-up, like, you can see the carving." Scanlan touched the carving, seeing some new marks there. A snicker to the left of the party as the party turns their head to see a young boy with a pale complexion, ash curly blond hair that reaches past his ears with light green eyes.

"Finally someone notices that sahn it happens the bay bunch uh stinkin' travelers," Boy said with a thick country accent that made the party furrow their brows trying to figure out what this boy said, Scanlan, the other gnome decoded the country accent, and gasp at the insult.

"How dare you? We not that stinky!" Scanlan pointed, then turned around smelled his outfit, and nearly gagged "Okay, on second thought..." Scanlan muttered, not admitting that in fact, he was stinky.

Percy rolled his eyes and stepped forward "Excuse me, kid is this Tarvern open?" Percy politely asked, pushing his glasses up.

Uh, course it is open, Gramps." The boy rolled his eyes, looking at his dirty mud-filled nails.

"Gramps?!" Percy looked like he got hit with a brick when the boy called him that, placing his hand over his hair in concern and wondering if the white hair making him seem old.

"Pfft..." Vox machina group but Percy couldn't help but let out shaking laughs but went silent when Percy glared at them in anger before switching his glare to the boy "Now listen here you little sh-" Percy was ready to put the boy in his place until Keyleth's hand covered his mouth, giving him warning look before giving the boy a sweet smile, letting her hand fall from Percy's mouth.

"So, you know the owner of this fine Tavern?" Keyleth asked

The boy stared at Keyleth for a good moment, as slowly his cheeks turned a soft red hue as he nodded shyly "Yes..." 

Vex noticed his actions, and held her hand on her chin, smirking slightly.

Seems like this boy has fallen in love with our druid, Vex thought, readying to tease the living shit out of the boy.

"Wonderful, Who ran this fine establishment?" Vax joined in but did not talk sweetly, more like a merchant trying to see if he could get a deal or something as the boy glared at the Half-elf man "Wha should Ah tell you?" Boy asked with narrowed eyes.

Vax's eye twitched, wondering if it was wrong to punch a child today but he remain calm about to speak until a new voice hollered out "JAMES PEACHERSON, YOU LOWSY NO GOOD SON OF Uh BITCH!" someone from in the Tarvern angrily stomps could be heard, shaking whole Tavern causing Vox Machina party to ready themselves for a fight, the person's voice sounded deep, huskies so Vox machina party thought it is a dude but no....it was tall, buffiest female that party ever lay their eyes on. 
She has muscles that can rival Grog's muscles, long flowing blond hair that was in a tight ponytail, her eyes were similar to the boy, wearing commoner clothes that barely seemed to fit.

"Holy...." Pike said, looking at this woman with slight fear.
"Mama...." Grog's eyes nearly bulge out of his eye socket
"Yeah no, I'm not fighting her." Percy immediately raised his hands in surrender, as Keyleth whimpered out an agreement, kind of hiding behind Grog
"Vex, you think we can-?" Vax raised an eyebrow at Vex and nodded to the big lassy.

"No." Vex immediately refused, putting down her bow

"I wanna tap that" Scanlan smirked, eying the woman up and down before staring at the woman's chest that's also pretty busty as Vox machina looked at Scanlan like he just lost his mind. 

"Crap..." the boy called James, looked scared, knowing for a fact that he wouldn't get far so he stand up like a soldier however, not confidently he was looking at his feet "Um...Mama" James softly called the older woman who can bench press a cabbage cart.

"MAMA?!" Vox Machina screeched out in complete shock, looking at the boy to the tall lady back to the boy.

The woman who turns out to be his mother didn't look at the party, no she looked pissed, really pissed off at her son for whatever he didn't or did do

"James. Whut wuz yawl suppose tuh do?" She asked with scary calmness in her tone. "Uh....." James thought about it and didn't exactly remember, he looked to the Vox Machina party who watching this scene unfold, and for a split second he looked embarrassed "Ah-Ah don't remember." He finally admitted, looked down in shame. "Yawl wuz suppose tuh bay helpin' chur brother at in thuh field!" James's mother snapped at her boy "How ya thank Ah know? HE TOLD ME thet yawl took awf thuh moment Ah left!"

James paled even further, he knew that his mama was big on completing the tasks that were given out and he failed to do that, ready for a smackdown.

Pike noticed the boy looking scared of his mother, who wouldn't be? She's walking female Grog! She took a deep breath, and stepped forward "Um....excuse me" Pike spoke up, raising her hand.

"WHAT?!" James's mother snapped to turn towards the voice, saw the party, and blinked a few times seeing that Vex pointed down, she followed it to see a nervous gnome.

The woman cleared her throat and turned to address the gnome "Sorry, um, what ya need?" returning to a nice, polite lady who didn't just yell and looked ready to smack her son on his head.

"Shouldn't yell at your son too bad, miss. He was kind enough to show us the way to your lovely Tavern." Pike didn't like to lie but a small one wouldn't hurt if its to save James from the embarrassment of getting smacked in public.

"What...?" Not believing this gnome whatsoever, Pike could sense that looked to her comrades for help. 

Vex immediately stepped forward knowing the Gnome couldn't lie to save her life. "Yeah, James led the way for us since we were so lost." Vex shook her head, slightly pouting showing that she felt embarrassed asking a kid for help.

"Truly awful, we had to travel on foot for a week straight, nearly collapsing at the entrance of this town" Vax rubbed his shoulder and winced slightly since he got an ache in there.

"Mhm, He told us his mama brew the best mead ever" Grog grinned, wiggling his eyebrow "Is that true?" He asked

"Of course it's true!" James's mother immediately said, narrowing her eyes at Grog, like how dare he not believe her son. "Braeburn mead iz wunna mah best creations!"

"Oooo~" Keyleth immediately peeks out from her friend "That sounds yummy, do you think we can get a taste of that?"

"And place to stay for the night?" Percy added

James's mother would look at her son who smiling big, nodding fast in agreement with the party, she sighed, and patted him on his head "Good job, James."

James beamed as his mother looked to the party "Yeah you can, come on we discuss payment inside-" James's mother was about to head inside and noticed the otter holding something that shouldn't be there "WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH MY SIGN?!"

Immediately Vox machina party and James headed inside while the mother was busy destroying her sign into nothing but splinters and wood dust, swearing whoever did this was going to wish they hadn't.

"Um....thanks fahwar coverin' fahwar me." James looked at the party shyly, not used to thanking strangers. "Shay would've whoop may good" He added

"No problem, Kid." Pike smiled and patted the boy on the head in a very sisterly way as the boy blushed slightly.

"Just don't insult us again and we're good." Percy looked away, the boy reminded him too much of his little brother.

"Ehehe" Boy chuckled having a big grin across his face, not promising but he not gonna insult them anytime soon.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrowllll" Grog's stomach let out the loudest growl ever "Aww Mr.Stomach is hungry guys" Grog whined, making the boy and the party laugh loudly.





To be continued.....

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A/N: 
   Long long-awaited chapter is out, however, imma splitting this up into parts. Mostly because it has been taking me a month to get a chapter out not because I have writer's block its more because I have a 3-year-old nephew who needs to be watched nearly 10 hours a day due to how sneaky and smart he is. 

by the time his mother gets home, I'm already exhausted and want to sleep, this be easier if I did have a laptop but I don't so, hope you guys can deal with me taking a month to get a chapter out. 

anyway, I also want to thank you all for the votes, some comments, and getting me to 1K, hence why this is called a special chapter. 

I'll do this each time I reach a certain point, if reach it's 5K, I probably will do a lemon/SMUT chapter to the best of my ability. I will make sure I warn you guys that maybe under the age of 13 but I cannot stop you. 

some more good news, I'm feeling confident enough to work on other fanfics with ocs in them.
However, I think the next fanfic will be either Kyoshi fanfic where I ship my oc with Kirima (Do not know who that is? highly suggest reading The Rise of Kyoshi), or ATLA fanfic where I also ship oc with Azula (that girl needs some love) 

However, it is totally gonna be female x female. 

I'm Asexual to all hell but I generally enjoy Yuri much more than Yaoi. 

I know, it's weird.
Anyway please let me know which one sounds interesting, if people want both, I shall do both. 
and enjoy the chapter. 

Sora is now signing off~