Take your seats, move up, yes, yes... There still some space in the back...

Right then, has everyone found a seat? Is everyone comfortable? Don't forget to buy your drinks and snacks at the bar. 

And now, for the main act of the evening, I proudly present to you...

THE STORYTELLER!

Thank you, thank you! Oh, please, there's no need, thank you very much!

Hello and good evening everyone! Welcome to the Leaky Cauldron. Tonight, I will be the one keeping you entertained.

Oh, and entertained you will be. During my many travels I have collected for you the most amazing, the most wonderful, the most exciting stories from all around the Wizarding World. Tonight I will tell you each and every one of them.

Are you ready? Does everyone have a drink? Shall we get started? Here we go then, off to our first story of the evening...