Orochimaru: Hmm. Again.

*orochimaru said, as we see anko being trained by Orochimaru, anko using her curse mark at 100% capacity. She wasn't even anko anymore. She was a demon, a monster, a horrible creature that only craves for violence. Anko ran up to the group of much older shinobi and attacked them, letting them hit and stab her if it meant that she could get a counter hit in. The only thing that could be heats was the horrific sounds of bone crunching,  from anko moving even when her bones are broke and anko laughing like a mad woman*

Anko: Hahahahaha, is that the best you've got?!

Orochimaru: Fascinating. So the curse seal makes them not feel pain? Or does it make pain pleasurable to the test subject?

*orochimaru said outloud to himself, as he watched as her prized lab rat's mind got more corrupted by the second. Anko was completely lost in the last of battle, unable to wake up from the curse. The only thing she could hear was ringing.  Wait. Ringing?*

Real world

* Anko turned off the ringing of the alarm, remembering the time, where she used to throw them to the wall. She huffed, amused as she sat up straight on her bed. As she got up and looked at the day on the calendar, it was Saturday. She just got paid Friday night, which means it's time to pay some bills. She got up from her bed and stretched until she heard her bones pop and then rubbed her neck, at where the curse mark lay dormant. She didn't even think about the dream she had. She's had it so many times that it was an afterthought at this point *

Anko: Naruto. Come on baby, it's time to wake up. We've got a busy day today

Naruto: Mh... Ok.

*Anko heard Naruto say, she nodded and went to the bathroom first, to give her son time to wake up. Anko did her business in the bathroom and was currently brushing her teeth as she looks herself in the mirror, she felt like death, she wanted to go back to bed, but she knew that she couldn't. She had bills to pay, and it's too sunny of a day to waste it inside.*

Anko" Hm. Gotta pay the water bill, the light bill, gas, rent, life insurance, I gotta buy some groceries to keep the food supply stocked up, I also gotta get naruto a fancy outfit For school picture day, so that means a trip to the salvation Shinobi. Argh, what a long day ahead of me. Maybe I can sneak in a trip to the dango shop for Naruto and me after paying the rent. "

*Anko thought, as she washed the toothpaste in her mouth away with mouth wash and splashed some water on her face. As she takes off her PJ and turns on the shower*

Anko: Time to grab the bull by the horns and make this day my bitch. But first I should get breakfast started and fuck!!!

*Anko yelped when the cold water hit her skin, she groaned annoyed, as the water heater isn't working again, that annoyance turned into anger as she showers in the cold water*

Anko: Why the hell do I pay my rent, if nothing gets fixed? Where the hell is my money going? That's what I liked to know. I swear I'm gonna give that bitch a piece of my mind today

*Anko grumbled as she talked to herself in the shower, since it seems the bull managed to get a hit in already.  Naruto yawned and stretched like his mother, until he heard his bones pop, she got off the top bunk, and went to the fridge, to get a pear, to eat while his mother makes breakfast. While he waited, Naruto sat down on the table and asked himself the really important questions of life*

Naruto: Could a bear beat a lion in a fight? My money's on the bear. They're so much stronger. Even if it's like 5 lions. 1 bear will be enough to beat them.

Meanwhile, at the capital

*Kushina was awoken by the smell of bacon in the air, she took a deep breath enjoying the smell, as she opened her eyes, to see the maids there rolling a cart, with a breakfast tray for every single uzumaki princess living in the mansion*

Mizuno: Good morning my lady for today's breakfast we have steamed rice, miso soup, grilled fish, pickles, natto, tamagoyaki, nori, a plate of locally sourced organic vegetables, tofu and of course the lady's favorite, a strawberry parfait for dessert

Kushina: Thank you Mizuno, what will I do when I'm back at konoha without all of you

*Kushina said with a chuckle. As she sat up straight, Mizuno gave a professional smile as she put the tray of food on kushina's lap*

Mizuno: I'm sure you'll figure something out, but that's still years away. So, for now? Just enjoy your breakfast while I bring the heirs and lady Karin their breakfasts

Kushina: Of course. Tell them we're going on a trip today

*Kushina said with a yawn, unlike anko, kushina didn't have a single care in the world, since why should she? So she just concentrated on the professionally made breakfast, she took her fork and took a bite of the tamagoyaki, she smiled brightly at how good it tasted*

Kushina: Mh! So good!

Back in konoha

Naruto: Mh! So good!

*Naruto said as he smiled brightly at how good it tasted, anko and Naruto were just eating bacon, pancakes, and milk to wash it all down. Anko snorted at what Naruto said. Since the food definitely wasn't that, the cold shower was a sign, anko was gonna have a bad day. The second sign was the fact that she burned the bacon, and the pancakes were....golden brown to put it nicely*

Anko: Then you have absolutely no taste buds, I definitely burned our bacon

Naruto: it still tastes yummy, like all the food you make mommy

*Naruto said, smiling brightly as he kept eating. Anko smiled, feeling better about messing up their breakfast, and she kept eating with him. Though she was a bit jealous, since she made Naruto chocolate chip pancakes, while she gave herself the plain pancakes. But with a sigh, she finished her food, grabbed the dishes, and washed them as always she had her little helper Naruto next to her, drying the dishes she washed. They heard a knock on the door*

Naruto: There's someone on the door

Anko: Thank you, baby. I'll get it. You just finish up drying up the dishes

*anko said, walking to the door. While she cleans her wet hands on a rag, she opened the door and saw their hokage and Naruto's grandpa in all but blood, hiruzen sarutobi*

Anko: Hiruzen, you just missed breakfast, though honestly. That's probably a good thing

Naruto: Jiji!

*Naruto said excitedly, as he ran to the door seeing his grandpa there. Hiruzen smiled, kneeling down and petting Naruto's hair, making Naruto giggle excitedly. Naruto really was just a ball of sunshine. Already Hiruzen was feeling better from dealing with the council*

Hiruzen: Hello, my little monkey boy.

Anko: Little snake boy

*anko said with a scary smile, hiruzen had the same scary smile as they looked at each other, lighting connecting their eyes. Both of them want Naruto to have their summoning contract when he's of age. Hiruzen got up and handed anko a pouch of ryo*

Hiruzen: we'll see. I'm just here to give you your weekly child credit

Anko: Sweet, thanks. Naruto? Why don't you go and brush your teeth while your grandpa and I talk?

*anko said with a smile, looking down at Naruto, since she noticed the way hiruzen looked at them for a second. It was quick, but anko wasn't former anbu for nothing. She was rusty, but not that rusty, so she caught it. Naruto obviously didn't, so he smiled back at his mother and nodded, walking to the bathroom*

Anko: I see that face, Hiruzen. I really do appreciate it

Hiruzen: I know you too, it's not that, I just wished that I could give you more money.

*hiruzen said with a sigh since he really did want to sponsor Naruto more than he already does. But he can't without the council finding out that he's giving money to anko, and that's just gonna cause a bunch of problems for the two of them. Especially since anko falls in the place where thousands of struggling families fall under. She makes enough where she can't qualify for help, aka food stamps, but that didn't mean she was well off financially since the mitarashi family was living paycheck to paycheck. So he could only give her just enough of his personal bank account, that the council doesn't question it*

Anko: Hey, don't let me stop you, I can always use more money

Hiruzen: Haha.

*hiruzen said dryly, But anko didn't mind, she just shrugged, as she put the money with the rest of her money and gave Hiruzen a teasing grin*

Anko: Who said I'm joking? But seriously. Trust me. This is fine. you're not the only one who doesn't want to deal with the council and their questions

Hiruzen: I know. Knowing them, they'll think that you're my mistress, and I'm Naruto's father

*hiruzen said with a mix of a snort and a chuckle since anko gagged at that mental image, which just made Hiruzen laugh to become bigger. Anko swallowed back down her breakfast that tried to come back up with a vengence and spoke with such disgust in her tone*

Anko: gross on so many levels. But that won't happen. For all they know? You just grew attached to my son, with all the time I've "forced" you to watch over him. Anyways, want to stay to spend some time with Naruto?

Hiruzen: Wish I could, but I need to get some affairs in order, I'll be leaving for the sand village for a fortnight

*Hiruzen said with a slight frown, he hated the sand village. Not because of the villagers or politicians, but the humidity was absolute hell he hated the heat, and that place is just way too hot. Anko got an idea for an adventure for her son to go on and grinned at Hiruzen*

Anko: Hmm. Do you think you have room for two more? I know Naruto would just love to visit another village

Hiruzen: And you want me to use you as a reserved shinobi when, in actuality, you'll be on vacation without using your vacation days, right?

*hiruzen said with an amused huff, since anko gave him the best innocent face she could muster, you could almost see a halo on top of her, and wings on her back. Anko spoke again with a sickly sweet tone*

Anko: You know me so well~ so is that a yes?

Hiruzen: I'll get the paperwork ready, but you'll have to buy Naruto clothes for the desert

*hiruzen said with a hum, wondering what kinds of adventures Naruto will make up while in sand country, oh the stories he'll come up with. Anko got excited since that meant she didn't have to go to the mandatory 6-hour workplace conflict seminar.*

Future timeskip

Anko: I'm back from the sand village! Hey ibiki, looking great as ever

Ibiki: Hello anko, I hope you had some fun

*ibiki said, putting his pen down and looking at his best worker, who could be earning more, but she doesn't since that would mean more hours at work, and less time with her son. Anko grinned as she sat down, putting her feet on ibiki's table. She spoke as if she was offended by what ibiki just said.*

Anko: fun? I was on a mission for the hokage and...

Ibiki: Oh, cut the crap. We both know the truth

*ibiki said dryly, he knew that anko didn't have a mission, he knew that she somehow convinced the hokage to take her to the sand village, and he knew that anko thought she got away with it. Anko shrugged, her tone changing to a real smug one*

Anko: ok, yeah. I had fun, such a shame that I missed the workplace conflict seminar, such a bummer

Ibiki:......

*anko started to feel fear and crawl up her spine. Since ibiki didn't look defeated, he was grinning.  His grin was becoming bigger and bigger, as a few chuckles managed to escape his lips. Anko had a bad feeling about this*

Anko:.....why are you grinning?

Ibiki: it's mandatory for a reason. You still have to take it, only now you'll take it alone, so you'll have to answer every question the person gives you. He's waiting for you in your office as we speak oh. And I made sure they gave you the "funny" guy. Have a fun 6 hours, anko

Back to the present

Anko" hehe, sorry ibiki. Looks like this snake manages to slither herself to freedom!"

*anko thought as she was grinning from ear to ear, thankful that she found an out, and that she won't have to take the seminar till next year. Anko nodded emphatically at hiruzen*

Anko: deal. Also, can't you just make your shadow clones do all of the preparation?

Hiruzen: I could. But I don't want to become as lazy as the Nara clan. I'll leave the shadow clones with the paperwork.

*Hiruzen said as he took his wallet out and gave anko a bit more money so that Naruto isn't too upset that he had to go, without spending time with him this particular visit*

Hiruzen: Oh, and here's a bit extra. Buy him some dangos on me,

Anko: Will do.

*anko said as she watched Hiruzen go. She closed the door and went to the couch to wait for Naruto to be finished in the bathroom. She started to think about Hiruzen and the relationship that she now has with him. *

Anko" to think, I used to think he was just a hokage that turned a blind eyed to everything"

*anko thought, with a shake of her head, since she now knows the truth, hiruzen is just a man with an impossible task, made even more impossible thanks to Minato doing his sacrifice to protect his children and wife. Anko huffed, amused as her train of thought changed from the 3rd to the 4th hogake*

Anko: Wonder what he must think about all of this. Well, hokage number 4 if you're seeing this, I hope that you understand that Naruto is my child. Not kushina's. And I'll fight Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki itself if he tries to take my baby from me

*anko said, looking up at the ceiling absentmindedly. As her thought returned to think about the 3rd hokage. What was once a professional relationship of superior and subordinate now turned into more of a friendship with the same common goal. To make sure Naruto has the normal childhood he deserves, to have as an innocent child, the jailed demon, was honestly an afterthought. Anko, most of the time, forgets it's their, since from what people know, the seal on Naruto's stomach Is nothing more than a weird birthmark*

Anko" Hmm....could a bear beat a lion in a fight? Hm.... my money's on the lion, they're faster. Especially if it's like 5 lions vs. 1 bear"

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