Old Author note: Yeah, I'll be honest. This was supposed to be a short B plot, but as you can see, it got way too long. So, an extra wholesome chapter for y'all's today

New author note: Yeah, if your wondering why the extra chapter this week? One of my readers asked me for it as a birthday wish, btw happy birthday. But also, this was a one time thing, so don't ask cause I won't do it a second time

The high seas

*we see a huge pirate ship sailing the waters, in that ship was the notorious Captain dog beard, was laughing like a madman, as his minions big belly choji and dark duck Sasuke tie the princess hyuga to a poll*

Hinata: S.. Save me, save me!

Kiba: Haha! No one is coming to save you! You shall be...

*Kiba tried to monologue, rubbing his chin, but his second in command, big belly choji noticed something and touched Kiba's shoulder, stopping the feared pirate to monologue*

Choji: Uh, captain

Kiba: Quiet you, I said no is coming you save you, you shall be my bri

*Kiba tried again to monologue, his speech do the 9 winds to make his words true, but again his second in command big belly choji interrupted him again, this time pushing his shoulder more violently*

Choji: But boss...

Kiba: I said quiet! You shall be my bride and

*Kiba tried one last time, his face becoming red in anger, but this time, choji screamed seriously since he didn't use his pirate name, but his real land name*

Choji: Kiba!

Kiba: What!??! Choji, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt my monologuing?! That's the best part of being the bad guy!

*Kiba exclaimed, frustrated, moving his hands up and down in the air, having a full-on tantrum for being ignored. Choji just opened a bag of chips and ate a few while he pointed behind Kiba*

Choji: We've got company!

*choji said as another pirate ship, coming their way, In the other ship was captain monkey snake Naruto, his second in command sleepy eye shikamaru and the beauty of the ocean Ino, Naruto pointed his sword af Kiba*

Naruto: Halt there, if anyone gonna marry the princess, is gonna be me!

Kiba: Dang it! I didn't even get to have my monologue!

Real world

* In reality, they weren't on the high seas. They were in the inuzuka's family huge pool, ever since Naruto told them all of the legend of the notorious Captain Nathaniel Flint. They've all wanted to play pirate, and Kiba had the biggest pool out of all of them, so he got to be Nathaniel Flint. So, in reality, their pirate ships were just swan paddle boats, and their sword were just pool noodles. The only thing that was real was that hinata was tied up to the neck of the swan boat. Naruto and ino stopped their peddling, and as always, Naruto gave a big smile*

Naruto: Oh. Ok! Do that first, and then we invade the ship

Kiba: Thank you!

Back to the children's fantasy

*Kiba pointed his sword at Naruto's smaller ship, laughing loudly, as he got up, stumbling a little, since he almost toppled the paddle boat, I mean a huge wave almost toppled the big and scary pirate ship, but Kiba got his balance and started his monologue finally *

Kiba: Ejem! Hahaha!! No one is coming to save you! You shall be my bride, and I'll be the ruler of the land and sea! I dare anyone to come and take you from me!

Naruto: Challenge accepted! For I captain monkey snake Naruto and my crew challenge you for the hand of the fare lady!

*Naruto said, also standing up, and just like Kiba, his smaller ship almost toppled over, Ino held on to the side tightly as shikamaru woke up by the water splashing on his face*

Ino: Careful! I don't want to get wet!

Shikamaru: What a drag...

*shikamaru complained, as Naruto apologized to ino, and winced when someone stabbed his shoulder with a sword*

Kiba: Haha! I got the first stab. The darling hinata shall be with me!

Naruto: Over my dead body!

*Naruto said loudly as he swapped hands and started having an epic sword fight with the pirate captain*

Real world

* In reality, both boys were hitting each other with the pool noodles wildy, choji, Sasuke, ino, and shikamaru who were forced by ino, grabbed their pool nojoined in the fight. While the grown-ups watched on the patio, drinking lemonade*

Itachi" At least Sasuke looks like he's having fun.... but why did it have to be with the inuzuka family? These people stink of wet dog"

Tsume: Shame your mother isn't here, I would've love to have some gossip with her

*tsume inuzuka said, looking at the oldest Uchiha, that is now common knowledge since the mitarashi hair salon incident that itachi is he one taking on the responsibility for Sasuke's upbringing. Itachi shrugged and kept drinking.*

Itachi: Hmm. I remember that kushina, my mother, and finally, you were on the same genin team years back

Tsume: Heh, yeah. We were absolute demons in our time. But that was a long time ago. Now, your mother is so busy with her clan that she's pseudo retired, kushina is off at the capital doing kami knows what. I'm the last one still active, showing you youngling how it's done

*tsume said with a lazy smirk, remembering the good old days, her trip down memory lane was interrupted when she heard screaming*

Ino: Naruto, don't you dare, this is cheating ah!!!

Moments before

Back in the child's fantasy

*Kiba and his crew laid defeated on the ground, cursing the high heavens for not blessing them with victory. Naruto smirked as he bowed to the princess*

Naruto: My princess, future queen of dry land. Will you accept being by my side and rule the earth and sea together

Hinata: Yes, it is. W.. Wait, look out!

*hinata said speaking louder than she normally does, Naruto turned around just in time to be stabbed in the chest, right at his heart, by none other than his second in command, Ino. Ino smirked as she saw the betrayal in her captain's eyes*

Ino: So sorry, captain. But being a queen is far too good to pass up, so I'll be taking the princess for myself while you rot in Davy Jones locker

Naruto: Heh. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me....

*Naruto said as he walked to ino, hugging her and jumped into the water, with ino yelling and punching Naruto to let her go*

Ino: Naruto, don't you dare, this is cheating ah!!!

*but her words were in vain as they fell into the ocean together, never to seen again*

Real world

*aka, they touched the water, so they're out of the game. Ino pushed Naruto, both floating thanks to their life jackets, and Ino looked pissed, splashing water at Naruto*

Ino: You jerk! You cheated!! You were already dead!

Naruto: You cheated first! You're supposed to be on my side! And I used my few moments of life to drag you with me!

*Naruto said just as loud, splashing water right back at ino, while their friends watched them amused, the only blondes in the large group of 9 friends, always found something to argue about*

Ino: We're pirates! There is no side!

Naruto: Then I guess there's no such thing as playing fair either!

*Naruto said, as he coughed, ino managed to make Naruto drink pool water, it was disgusting. Shikamaru looked at the two people who give him more headaches than his mother, and then at hinata who ended up freeing herself, since they were 5 of course they didn't know how to tie a knot correctly*

Shikamaru: I guess I win? Nice, as king, I'm gonna make everyone do all my work for me.

Hinata: I, I guess so. Should we help everybody up?

*hinata asked, and she got her answer when shikamaru returned to the smaller paddle boat and went back to cloud watching. Hinata shrugged, jumping in the water, and went to close with Sasuke, since with him she doesn't have to talk, same goes with Sasuke. Unless Naruto is there, their friendship is one of silence*

Later, after they kids have fun on the pool

*we see them all dry and eating hot dogs. Unfortunately, for those in charge, Kiba got bored. And unlike Naruto, who was adventurous, Kiba was straight up reckless when he's bored.*

Kiba: Guys, I have an idea. Let's go find his treasure

Sasuke: What are you talking about?

*Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow. Kiba finished his food and stood up straight, pointing at a random location with an excited smile on his face, over what he wanted to do, he looked at his friends as he spoke with such excitementin his tone*

Kiba: Captain Nathaniel Flint's treasure! Let's go find it!

Shikamaru: That's stupid. The treasure is not here. If I had to guess, it's on some cave on some island in like outside of wave country or something

*shikamaru said with a shake of his head, wondering how someone could be dumb enough to believe that some pirate treasure could be in konoha, but Kiba had the perfect argument that no one can counter the "nu-uh" argument, that kids their age uses*

Kiba: nu-uh! Naruto. You said it yourself, it gotta be in konoha

Naruto: Maybe? Where do you think it is?

* Naruto asked wirh a crooked smile, not dismissing the idea outright. Shikamaru looked at his excitable friend with a raised eyebrow, wondering if he believed what Kiba was saying. Shikamaru spoke in the Nara usual tired tone. There was a bit of skepticism inside of the neutral voice*

Shikamaru: Are you actually listening to him?

Naruto: I mean, there's always the chance that it could be here. It's just that people haven't looked in the right place

* Naruto asked with a shrug, being a middle between shikamaru and Kiba, he was smart enough to know that the treasure of the pirate was probably not In konoha, but he also had enough imagination to say why couldn't it be in konoha? Kiba got closer to his friend, nodding excitedly that someone was on his side. Naruto wasn't. He was just not opposed to the idea *

Kiba: Exactly! I know where it has to be!

Shikamaru: This should be good. Where do you think it is?

*shikamaru said, finishing his food just so that he could cross his arms. Kiba smirked as he pointed to a certain direction, the direction of a forest that he heard about from an off comment from his mother*

Kiba: In the forest of death, duh!

Shikamaru:..... that was so dumb that it hurts

*shikamaru said with a sigh, walking away to one of the big beach chairs, to take a nap. Kiba scowled at the Nara, for not wanting to go along with what in his perspective is his well thought out plan to be rich, and finding the pirates treasure, he stomped his foot and screamed at Shikamaru*

Kiba: I'm telling you guys! It has to be there! I'm going who's coming with me?!

Everyone else: pass.

*everyone said in unison, since shikamaru was the smartest out of all of them, if he says it's not there, then it's not there. But Kiba wasn't gonna give up that easily. If he can't convince his friends, he'll just do the next best thing. He'll bribe his friends*

Shikamaru: choji, I'll buy you a year supply of your favorite chips, and ino I'll get you the same, but with your favorite brand of tiara and other princess stuff

Choji/ino: deal!

*both said immediately, changing their minds, choji started to drool, thinking about all that BBQ triangle chips, while ino was imagining herself with all the princess items, she'll get from the magazine she always looks through. Kiba grinned and looked at the boy who told him about the legend of the pirate in the first place*

Kiba: That's what I'm talking about! Naruto?

Naruto: Mama said I'm absolutely not allowed in that forest alone

*Naruto said with a shake of his head again. Naruto was adventurous, not reckless. So there was absolutely no way he would ever go to the forest of death. Kiba looked at Naruto as if he said something stupid. Since he won't be going alone, to the forest*

Kiba: But you're not alone. you're with us!

Naruto: she meant without an adult. So I'm not going

*Naruto said with a shake of his head. He knew how much trouble he'll get in if he followed Kiba's train of thought since Kiba was that friend that was always fun to be around, but you probably shouldn't have been around him, giving how irresponsible and reckless he was. Kiba huffed, annoyed as he rolled his eyes *

Kiba: Oh, come on, don't be such a chicken!

Naruto: No means no. I'm not going, and you can't make me.

*Naruto said with a scowl of his own, crossing his arms at Kiba, Kiba scoffed he hated whenever Naruto went all mama's boy on him. So he turned his attention to the next best thing. The quiet Uchiha boy, who always seems to be Naruto's shadow, with how much Naruto drags him into place*

Kiba: Fine, be a chicken then! Sasuke?

Sasuke: No.

*Sasuke said in his usual Uchiha tone, he didn't even give a reason why. Just a simple 2 letters, but his tone said that there was absolutely no changing his mind. Unfortunately, Kiba didn't believe in leaving well enough alone, so he started to play on Sasuke's biggest weakness. His big brother complex*

Kiba: Come on! Imagine how proud your brother will be when

Shikamaru: If you find it, which you won't.

*shikamaru countered on the chair, wondering what's taking the grown-up, so long to find what they were looking for. Kiba growl and glared at shikamaru, laying lazily on the beach chair, before looking at Sasuke with a grin that would make Saul from better call Saul proud*

Kiba: WHEN we find it. He'll be so proud that he'll start training you right on the spot. Imagine it, Sasuke, your brother might even say, "I'm proud of you."

Sasuke:......

*Sasuke didn't say anything, Sasuke just walked next to Kiba and the other kids who were going. Naruto shook his head and looked at Sasuke, trying to convince him to come back to the group or kids who were staying in the backyard*

Naruto: Don't do it. You'll all get in trouble. We're all gonna be trained when our parents say we're ready

Kiba: they'll never train us unless we prove to them that we are ready!

*Kiba complained, more frustrated than before. Since he was getting tired of being treated like a little kid from his parents, he knew what he was doing, and once he found the treasure, his parents would see that he deserves to be trained. Kiba turned his attention to hinata*

Kiba: Great, hina....

Hinata: I'm not going if Naruto isn't going.

*hinata said flatly, everyone was shocked that the hyuga didn't stutter or spoke in a shy tone. Ino, for her part, loved to see it, since It meant she can tease the girl*

Ino: uuuuuuuuh~

Kiba: Fine, you 3 chickens stay here then. All of us are gonna get rich! Well. richer

*Kiba said as his group left running before the adults made it out of the house. Shikamaru, hinata, and Naruto watched them go, with Naruto being the only one who actually had a bit of faith that they'll find something*

Shikamaru:..... We should tell tsume and itachi after they come back with the cake, right?

Naruto: Yup.

*Naruto said with a nod as they waited for the grown ups to show up, which they did after an eternity for a small child, aka 5 minutes. Tsume inuzuka smiled brightly at the little ones, thankful to finally be out of the house*

Tsume: Sorry it took so long kids, aparrently itachi doesn't know what a pair of tongues are.

Itachi: Can you not? And we would've found it if that dog of yours wouldn't have hidden it. Wait. Where's the rest of them?

*itachi said, looking around at the only 3 children that were there. The rational part of his brain thought the kids were playing hide and seek or something. Boy did Naruto crush that thought real fast*

Naruto: They went to the forest of death because Kiba thinks there's buried treasure hidden there

Tsume: Oh, that boy is so dead!!

*tsume said as she ran to catch up to the group of kids who left, while itachi stayed and looked after the kids. One thing was for certain, though. There were gonna be a lot of kids grounded by the end of this day*

Later

*we see anko walking inside of the tsume house to pick up her son. She was surprised when she saw other parents their speaking harshly to their kids about how irresponsible they were. Anko walked up to Tsume, who was pulling on Kiba's ear*

Anko: Uh, hey, tsume. What's going on?

Tsume: for you? Nothing. Your son is one of the 3 who followed the rules and didn't do something stupid. You should be proud that you raised such a well-behaved boy, unlike me

*tsume said with a sigh, shooting a glare to her son, who was whining, saying sorry over and over again. But his mother's grip remained firm, as tsume explained what happened. Anko nodded as she walked to the couch of well-behaved children, who got cupcakes for being good little children. Naruto saw his mother and smiled brightly.*

Naruto: Hey, mom! I got a cupcake!

Anko: I can see that. Say goodbye to your friends honey, it's time to go home

*anko said with a smile, watching as Naruto got up, and went to every single person saying goodbye to them, with hinata being the last one, giving her the biggest smile, that made her blush and pass out, since shy hinata was back. Naruto grabbed his mother's hand and walked away with her*

Anko: So....your gonna share that cupcake, right?

Naruto:.....

*Naruto let go of anko's hand and ran off to protect his precious cupcake. Anko chuckled softly as she ran after him, obviously letting him win. She was just so happy and proud of him right now. I'm glad his boy won't let peer pressure get him.*

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