Weeks later

* If there was one thing that anko has learned in the last couple of weeks, it is to absolutely hate the rumor mill. You might be wondering why....*

Flashback

* When Anko said itachi could come at any time. He really took it to heart. She was just relaxing with a good book while Naruto drew on a piece of paper on the floor, when the door knocked*

Naruto: Someone's at the door!

Anko: Thank you, baby. I'll get it. You keep drawing that drawing

*anko said smiling, as she put the book down and got up, she walked to Naruto petting his head, as she walked to the door. She opened it and saw itachi there*

Itachi: Hi. I'm not too early, am I?

Anko: Very funny smart-ass, what do you want?

*anko asked as she leaned against the door. She didn't miss how Sasuke was with him. She moved her head to him, telling him to come inside. He did and instantly went to Naruto's side. Both mother and older brother smiled since Naruto moved the coloring book between the two of them so they could share*

Anko: Cute. Now, what do you need this time, Itachi?

Itachi: Uh. Where can I buy calligraphy stuff?

* itachi asked, rubbing the back of his neck. He was feeling embarrassed to have to ask this of anko, but he didn't have a choice. Sasuke lost the one's he had, and itachi didn't know where to buy them. Anko just sighed as she grabbed her purse from the table next to the door*

Anko: Come on. I'll take you there. But you're buying Naruto some candy as thanks

Itachi: Deal. Sasuke here.

*itachi said without emotions in his tone. Sasuke obeyed, looking like a body without a soul as he followed itachi's instructions and walked to be next to him. Anko snickered a little, seeing the brother's dynamic*

Anko: Ah, the Uchiha outwardly affection that you two are known for. Naruto, come here, baby.  We're getting some candy!

Naruto: My teeth are fine! I've been brushing them! I don't wanna go to the dentist!!

*Naruto panicked. As he ran under the bunk beds, anko snorted, seeing her lie come back to bite her on her ass. She walked to the bunk beds and kneeled down in front of it*

Anko: No, no, this time, I really mean getting some candy. Honest.

Naruto:.... You pinkie promise?

*Naruto asked reluctantly. He took his pinkie out of the bed and showed his pinkie. Anko smiled softly and crossed her pinkie with Naruto's pinkie*

Anko: Yes. I pinkie promise

Scene change

*and so itachi asking for help became a normal occurrence. Like today where Naruto was reading a book, while anko did yoga, she was the snake mistress for a reason. She still needed to be extremely flexible. Naruto looked up in his book, finding it funny that his mother was a ball right now. But he didn't look up from the book because of that. No, he looked up because there was a knock at the door*

Naruto: There's someone at the door

Anko: Thank you, baby. I'll get it

*anko said as she detangled herself and got up. She grabbed her small hand towel and cleaned the sweat on her head as she walked. She tossed the hand towel aside to a corner and opened the door seeing itachi there.*

Anko: What is it this time?

Itachi: Where can I buy clothes for kids

*itachi said with a small sigh, this time the fault was on himself. He washed Sasuke's clothes instead of just going to the public laundromat, since " how hard can washing clothes be?" And the Uchiha used bleach on colored clothes ruining them. Anko gave a quick whistle, and Naruto appeared behind her*

Anko: Come along, Naruto, Uncle itachi over here is gonna buy you some nice clothes at the good store. What do we say?

Naruto: Thank you, Uncle itachi!

*Naruto said smiling brightly, itachi nodded and gave a small smile to Naruto. He didn't question it. He knew it was just the price for anko helping him, and he was more than fine with it*

Scene change

*and another day came. This time, Naruto and anko were doing an activity together, anko was teaching Naruto how to make a birdhouse with a carton of milk when the door was knocked*

Naruto: Someone's at the door

Anko: Thank you, baby. I'll get it. Don't you dare touch those scissors you understand me?

*anko asked as she got up from the table. Naruto nodded and gave anko a thumbs up that he heard her. Satisfied, she walked to the door and opened it, seeing itachi there. He didn't even wait. As soon as the door opened, itachi just asked what he needed.*

Itachi: I need to get some rags to go to school. Where can I get one?

Back to the current day

Early morning

*which brings to today. Anko was helping itachi buy healthy snacks for his little brother, Sasuke and Naruto were having a playdate with Kiba, so it was just the adults this time.*

Anko: Ok, so we have everything, now let's go to my house. I'll teach you how to make all natural gummie candy. Let's hurry too, since there's these books in the salvation shinobi that I want to get for my son.

Itachi: Thanks, I...

*before itachi could continue with what she was saying. He was taken off guard. Both of them were taken off guard when some chick ran up to anko and jumped on top of her violently, holding to anko's hair. It was quickly that itachi realized it was his girlfriend izumi*

Izumi: Stay away from my man you homewrecker!!

Anko: Argh, what the fuck!?

*anko yelped trying to get this monkey of a woman off her back. She was struggling since izumi was holding tight and pulling on anko's hair to give izumi credit. She managed to rip her first fistful of hair off of anko, making her scream loudly, in pain*

Back to the present

*and so we see Anko, Izumi, and itachi on a tea shop talking things out. Well,  itachi was talking things out. Anko was giving izumi a hateful death stare, and izumi was looking more and more pale by the minute*

Izumi: S... So. you've been asking anko for help with Sasuke all this time

Itachi: Yes. She offered her assistant, and I took it since I was out of my element. Still am honestly

*itachi said with a sigh. Anko stopped glaring at izumi and looked at itachi, moving his hand dismissively as she spoke,  her tone a lot softer*

Anko: All new caretakers feel that way

Izumi: So... you weren't cheating on me

*izumi asked reluctantly with an awkward chuckle. Anko stopped looking at Itachi and kept glaring angrily at izumi, making her flinch. Itachi decided to keep the conversation going before anko went feral on his girlfriend*

Itachi: No. And furthermore, who gave you such a ridiculous idea?

Anko: I would also like to know for.... Reasons.

*anko said with a growl, she can't attack izumi cause itachi would protect her. But she sure as hell can attack whoever put those ideas inside of izumi's head. Izumi played with her fingers nervously as she spoke up*

Izumi: T... The girls in my salon. They've been telling me over and over again that I need to be careful. That I have such a catch that someone was gonna try and snatched you up. This someone this time being anko, by what they were saying

Itachi: And what exactly were they saying?

*itachi asked with a sigh, already having a good idea. He hated izumi's salon friends. They were all toxic witches that always see the worst in people. Izumi didn't want to answer. She really didn't want to answer, but she was terrified that anko would kill her if she didn't.*

Izumi: How you two have been spending so much time together in the morning while I'm out training. I guess I let their words get the better of me, hehe, he....

Anko:.... Bitch, you are so damn lucky that your boyfriend is itachi Uchiha

*anko said so bluntly that in another dimension tsuyu Asui from my hero could feel it, and felt proud because of it. Izumi sunk deeper on the chair, as she was feeling more and more stupid for believing those words*

Izumi: I...I I am so so sorry! I.. I promise I'm not normally like this. It's just that my friends at the salon kept telling me how girls and boys can't be friends, since one is always trying to get with the other

Anko: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. What does it matter what gender someone is? My little Naruto has guy friends and girl friends. So why can't itachi?

*anko asked in a tone that pretty much said, "Are you stupid?" Since it shouldn't matter if she was a girl or a guy, but for izumi, it mattered so much that she pulled a clump of hair from anko's head*

Izumi: H... He can, I just got worried! I am so so sorry! I uh...I...I can pay for a trip to the salon, to uh... Help with the hair...

Itachi: Oh, izumi.... I'm disappointed in you.

*itachi said with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. He can't believe his girlfriend could believe the words of those witches, he has been nothing but loyal to izumi, but apparently that didn't matter since he was still a man in the eyes of those women. Izumi sighed with a nod of her head*

Izumi: I'm disappointed in myself, I promise. No one is more upset at myself than me

Anko: True that. Since I'm furious. Not upset

*anko said with a smile that terrified izumi to her core. She gulped, feeling as if the shinigami had her sword on her throat. She took a shaky breath and kept talking, scared of what would happen if she stopped talking.*

Izumi: a..and you have every right to be. I promise I'll make it up to you somehow.

Anko: You could be my training dummy for a month. That might be fun

*anko said with dark chuckled that made izumi tremble in fear. She chuckled with anko, although her chuckle was filled with so much fear that anko could smell it*

Anko" Oh, I just love the smell of fear."

Izumi: y.. You mean training partner, right?

*izumi asked, hoping against hope that anko misspoke, but the look anko was giving her told izumi the truth. She wasn't joking around, anko really did want to use her as target practice *

Anko: No. I don't.

Itachi: Ok. Let's all just take a moment to calm down.

*itachi interrupted before anko made her implied promise a reality. Both women looked at itachi, with very different reactions. For izumi was hope that he would save her. For anko was annoyance that he interrupted, and she made her feelings known*

Anko: Easy for you to say, you're not the one who's gonna have to visit the hospital and get hair extensions until my normal hair grows back.

Itachi: Fair. Izumi will pay for all of that

*itachi reassured anko. Izumi nodded emphatically, seeing a way to pay for her crimes that didn't involve  bodily harm. She almost stood up with how quickly she responded, to anko.*

Izumi: I will! I promise!

Itachi: And you, whatever made you think that anko and myself could have something

*itachi asked, finding the aspect of anko and himself in a romantic relationship ridiculous, giving what he knows about anko. Izumi sighed nervously, wishing the world would just swallow her up. But she spoke despite herself*

Izumi: w... Well. it's just that she's anko mitarashi,  one of the most feared female shinobi in konoha. And I'm... just izumi

Itachi: izumi your....

*itachi tried to give his girlfriend comfort, but anko was having absolutely, positively, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, none of it, as she interrupted the two lovers from whatever they were gonna do*

Anko: Save the romantic crap after I'm gone, thank you. Also, itachi is in no way my type. He's not what i would call attractive for me

Izumi: Hey, now, itachi is super handsome

*izumi countered, finding her voice again. She shut up real quick when anko glanced at her again. Making izumi feel so small, in the presence of the mistress of the snakes*

Anko: I'm sure he is. But I prefer playing baseball without a bat

Izumi: Huh?

*izumi asked, confused, wondering what this woman could mean by that sentence. As for anko, she looked for another way to explain her....tastes. *

Anko: I'm traddling the fence

Izumi: What?

*izumi asked even more confused about what she was saying. Anko gave a frustrated sigh, as she explained it in a way that couldn't be misunderstood *

Anko: I like to eat trail mix without any nuts in them

Izumi: I don't understand what you are saying

*izumi answered honestly. Anko pinched the bridge of her nose and decided to stop with the clever wording and just say what she meant. She pointed to the waitress at the distance as she spoke to izumi*

Anko: That I find that waitress that just served us more attractive than your man next to you

Izumi: That's a bit of an exaggerating, it's not like your......ooooooh...o..oh my god... I just did a hate crime....

*izumi said, getting more and more pale by the second. From the notion that she just beat up a lesbian for being with her male boyfriend. Itachi showed a ghost of an amused smirk as he spoke*

Itachi: You kinda did

Anko: She completely did. Also, the fact is that I am not looking for any type of relationship. Not when my son is so young. All of my time and effort is going to my son. I don't have time to date, not until Naruto is a lot older.

*anko answered honestly. She wasn't gonna date anybody. Not when her boy gave her all the attention and love she could ever need. Izumi nodded again, just feeling even worse from the situation*

Izumi: ok. Again, I'm really, really sorry

Anko: And again. You are lucky that your boyfriend is itachi Uchiha. Or else I would've made you regret putting your hands on me. Now, if you'll both excuse me. I was in the middle going to the salvation shinobi, and I swear to kami those new books they've marketed better still be there, for my son or there will be hell to pay

*anko said angrily as she got up and waved her hand to the waitress for the check. Obviously, anko wasn't gonna pay it this time. She just wanted to leave and get some new books for her boy, as a surprise for when she picked him up from his friend Kiba's home. Izumi, seeing anko getting up, spoke again out of nervousness *

Izumi: well uh...g..good luck. When you go to the hospital, send me the bill. I'll take care of it

Anko: You better believe that you will

*anko said with a frustrated sigh as she walked away, deciding it best to go to the hospital first, before the wound got infected. Izumi for her par covered her face with her hands, over how utterly mortified she felt. Itachi petted the top of her head as izumi spoke *

Izumi: Oh god. I can never show my face in public again!

Itachi: I would disagree... but I can't

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