Name: Y/N doorman.

Your look: Your choice.

Skills:

Natural marksman and gun wizz especially with ww2 and ww1 guns.

Gunslinger and a quick hand with a revolver.

Hand to hand combat and has knowledge of martial arts. He is also naturally skilled with a blade.

Y/N's absolute solver:

Known powers:

Weapon enchantment.

Regeneration.

Teleportation?

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Your family:

Mother: nori doorman

Nori: Y/N doorman did you take my badge AGAIN!?

Y/N: Haha I'm in danger.

Sister: Uzi doorman.

Y/N: So sis about that fanart.......

Uzi: W-what about it? It's none of your business Y/N have some privacy dammit.

Y/N: But what are you drawing about me?

Uzi: Nothing important!

Y/N: But if its about-

Uzi: BITE ME!

Father: None.

Y/N: Bah who needs a dad? I'm already the man of the house.

Uzi: (Whispers) Yes daddy.

Y/N: What was that uzi?

Uzi: Nothing!

Aunt: Yeva

Yeva: Y/N how on copper-9 did you find my vodka stash?

Y/N: Hehe HIC evreything is all spinny!

Yeva: Your mother's gonna kill me.

Uncle: Yuri (Deceased)

Y/N: Rest well uncle yuri don't worry I'm gonna take care of doll and yeva. I'll protect them no matter what.....I promise.

Y/N puts his head on yuri's tombstone.

Y/N: See you in the other side.

2nd uncle: Ratchet

Y/N accidently bumps into a oil pressure machine and breaks it.

Y/N: Whoops sorry doc.

Ratchet: NO THE OIL PRESSURE DEVICE! Y/NNNNN!

Y/N: Here it comes.

I NEEDED THAT!!

Best friend: Thad the man.

Thad: Sup Y/N!

Y/N: Thad.....my bro my guy....my brother in christ......why....WHY are you wearing a cat maid outfit?

Thad: Oh this? Some of the girls said wearing it would make me the coolest drone in the school!

Y/N looked at a group of female drones fantasising about thad.

Y/N:......Ohhh now that's just fucked up.

Y/N's harem:

Doll: Main girl and alpha of the harem.

Doll: Promise me you'll never leave me Y/N I lost my dad and I don't want to lose you too.

Y/N: I'm not going anywhere doll I'll be your sword and shield till the very end.

Doll and Y/N smile and kiss one another.

Uzi:

Y/N sneaks into his room and opens uzi's drawer.

Y/N: Now let's see what this fanart is about.

Y/N takes out a stack of papers and has a look. The pictures showed uzi and Y/N with uzi taking it from behind by Y/N and another showing her on the ground with a chocker calling her Y/N's bitch and he made out with her.

Y/N:......What....the actual fuck?

Uzi peaks through the door and runs to the bathroom on the verge of overheating.

Uzi: Oh shi-i-i-it!

Nori:

Y/N knocks on his mom's door.

Y/N: Mom you will not believe what I found in Uzi's-

He opens the door slightly but stops seeing his mom in bed with a body pillow of him kissing and grinding on it. Y/N closes the door, drops the fanart and leaves the house.

Y/N: Nevermind.

Yeva:

Yeva pulls Y/N into her chest.

Yeva: Stay a little longer Y/N I love your company it's just been soo lonely without.....male company.

Y/N: (Y/N.exe has stopped working)

Lizzy:

Lizzy: Soo I heard the proms coming up Y/N. Wanna be the prom king to my prom queen?~

Y/N: Uhhhh depends do I get free food and better grades?

Lizzy: You'll get more the just that~

Y/N:.......I'm down.

Rebecca:

Rebecca: Oh god this camping trip is soo boring.

Y/N: Wanna make out?

Rebecca looks at Y/N and smiles.

Rebecca: Yeeeeeees!

Emily:

Emily: Wait if you two are going to do that could.....could I join?

Rebecca: Hmmmm depends what do you think Y/N?

Y/N: Yeah sure let's make this a threesome.

Emily: (Blushes) A threesome?!

N:

N: Y/N tell me.....tell me anything I can do to make things right.

Y/N: There's nothing you can do to make up for what you did. Not a single thing on this frozen planet can make me forgive you!

N rushes over to Y/N and wraps herself around him.

N: I can always try.....

Y/N raises his fist but his tough guy bravdo wavers and he lowers it slowly entering the embrace and cries.

N: It's okay I know you feel scared and alone you can cry....I'm here for you.

V:

V: Come here Y/N let me make things right~

V stares at Y/N with lust who immediately backs up out the spire.

Y/N: Hah no not getting raped.

J:

J blocks the way out and her and V licks thier lips as they corner Y/N.

Y/N: Well would you look at that! I'm bout to get raped!

J: It's not rape if you enjoy it~

Y/N:You..........might have a point there.

Opal:

Opal sees the six murder drones incoming but Y/N stands in thier way.

Opal: Y/N what are you doing?

Y/N protecting you what's it look like?

Opal: But I thought you....hated me?

Y/N: Why would I hate you Opal? That's just your dad's shit getting to you. Now stand back and get to safety I got this!

Opal runs leaving Y/N with his rifle and the drones looking back with a blush on her face.

M:

M: I'm sad to hear about your parents so I came here to see if you needed any emotional support.

Y/N: Why would a murder drone care about a human? Stop lying.

M puts her hand on his face showing genuine concern.

M; I wasn't Y/N........

Y/N:..........

K:

Y/N: Soo whats with the weird blade hand?

K: Oh this? It's something I can use to kill dromes and i can transform to into a regular arm whenever I like.

Y/N: That's pretty sick

K: (Blushes) Thanks you wanna kiss now?

Y/N: The fuck!?

K: Whaaaaat? I'm playing!.........(whispers) No I'm not.

S:

Y/N looks at the shy S and sighs.

Y/N: Seeing that no one wants to take you to the prom and I hate it when someone cries would you.....like to go to the prom with me?

S looks at Y/N and nuzzles into her chest and breaks down.

S: Yes. It would mean the world to me. Thank you.

Y/N groans and helps her calm down much to the joy and jelousy of N, M, and K.

K: Someone's softening up.

Y/N: I'm not growing soft.

M: Whatever helps you sleep at night Y/N.

Tessa:

Tessa: (Gasp) Y/N? Is that you?...After soo many years?

Y/N: In the flesh you look great as a drone by the way. Less mysterious black aura hiding you it suits ya!

Alice:

Alice: Your pretty cute for a surface slacker. Beau get the scissors i want me a piece of him.

Y/N: Man i always get the crazy bitches.

Cyn:

Cyn says nothing as she watched Y/N fight a monster version of a worker drone. She looks at her fleshy hand before using her tendrils to climb towards the fight between the monster and the now out of control Y/N.

Cyn: Determined look. Hold on Y/N friend Cyn is coming to save you.