(the page is written in the Palmer method. It appears as if written by an excited person.)

March 30th, 1914

Howdy, It's me; I'm still stuck in dry dock, sadly. But it staying at the Hotel Aster sure does make up for it! I've never experienced such luxury! This place is full of the wonders of modern science. It even has a whole garden on the roof! And the food and drink are to die for! I don't even have to pay for anything. That's right! It's all on the dime of Uncle Sam! I'm in the American Indian Grill Room, waiting for my food and enjoying some of the finest whisky a man can buy. Oh! My food is here. I'll write to you later.