(The page is written in the Palmer Method.)

March 27th, 1914

Hey, it's me! I'm stuck in a New York dry dock to install my fire-control system equipment. I have never been so bored in my life. I'm a super-dreadnought, for Pete's sake! I'm the most powerful weapon ever built, and I'm stuck in a drydock! I want to get out there and do something. Not to mention having these humans working on me is a pain. It's like having ants biting you all over. I'm done writing for the day. I'll talk to you later.