Leo didn't plan on crashing in the ocean, and he was pretty sure the others didn't either ...well except for Nico, who had already lectured him on how Zeus and his dad, Mr. Mole of Death, would not like him up in the sky. Seriously, what was the problem with Nico and Percy flying? (A/N: uuuuh...probably shouldn't have worded it that way...sorry Nico.)
Luckily Festus was able to land safely thanks to Leo's recent new advancements. He had foresaw thay flying over the ocean would be risky without a boat so he had made sure to make Festus somewhat "waterproof." His update had worked honestly a lot better than he had thought. All the oars had been released properly from the bronze body with the new motor humming- all working to make sure the heavy prodigious metal dragon wouldn't sink. From Festus's actions it appeared that the inner aluminum air-tight layer Leo had made under the metal shafts didn't have any leaks. Festus didn't seem too happy about being transformed into a tempory overweight hypocampi, but other than that everything went perfectly... except maybe loosing a wing or two...and the leaking oil into the ocean...and Nico flying off into the water...
"Go to Camp Half Blood they said. It would be safer they said," muttered Stella while making Leo feel like he had a bear trap around his ribcage as she was squeezing the bloody life out of him.
"We...lan...ded...let me...air..." he squeeked.
He felt her body stiffen for a second before she quickly pushed herself off of him making him go face forward into the freezing ocean. What a lady: so caring- so gentle. When he came up, Leo shook his head like a dog trying to dry off and froze as he saw Stella aiming her machete at him.
"Y-you have seven seconds to tell me what you just drove us into."
Leo cautiously climbed back on Festus carefully behind the ticked off teenage daughter of a titan who was...wait was she blushing? Did he make her blush? Now is not the time to think about that, Leo. Focus on the machete pointed at your face, he commanded himself.
"Um..." he remembered how those gigantic sperpant heads shooting into the sky at them with their rows of shark teeth. Festus had done his best to dodge them, but he was too big of a target. Thankfully his attempt had caused the monsters to miss acidentally flinging them forward towards the ocean. Nothing told him anything that could answer Stella's question."Okay please don't snap my head off, but I honestly have no idea where we- uh wah!"
Splash! Leo was cut off as someone yanked him back into the water by his leg. He watched something that looked like a mangled, soggy cat climb onto the dragon taking his place. "The Sea of Monsters," it hissed.
"Ooh," murmured Leo realizing his mistake.
The drenched Nico glared at him like he was trying to suck out his soul, "Yeah, 'oh.' Let's just be glad Scylla accidentally threw us out of her reach."
"Her? Wait- you, mean those things were just one monster?" he asked.
"Of course- with my luck she flung us into this death trap," Nico muttered ignoring Leo's question yet again.
Leo tilted his head toward Stella, who just shrugged like being attacked by a monster with multiple mile long cobra heads was an everyday thing.
"Okay...well do you know any place where we could possibly stop by here? With the oars and motors Festus already double the fuel, but with that oil leaking I have no idea how long until they give out."
"Yes," Nico solemnly answered.
Leo pumped his fists up in the water, "Alright!"
Nico looked at him with a warry glance, "But you aren't going to like it."
Leo struggled to climb back on. "Right now anywhere that isn't cold and wet sounds fine to m- ugh!" he grunted as he lost his grip on the slippery metal to once again fall in the water. Stella sighed as she offered him her hand- purposely looking away so he couldn't see her face. Seeing she was the only one dry for a second he had the idiotic idea to grab her and pull her into the water with him, but he decided that he'd rather not be decapitated today.
"Tell Festus to take us to Circe's Island," Nico commanded.

《Fabulous time jump in need of a name》

"Stop squirming, Leo! It's not that bad, ya baby!" Stella nagged. "No thanks to Nico."
"The day I get my hands dirty for this guy is the day you see me puking rainbows."
"But aren't you-" she started.
"Shut it," Nico snapped.

"Sooo- why am I doing this again? Ay! Watch the face!" Leo jerked his face away from Stella who was trying to smear a hand full of oil on his face. They had been able to get Festus on shore just as the dragon was nearly out of fuel. Unfortunately that left just enough for Stella to completely cover him in with by Nico's command, which she was all too glad to obey. Leo had the sneaking suspicion she was enjoying using him as a target.
"Because you have to look ship-wrecked."
"But we were ship wrecked. And why am I the only one that has to go?"
"Because you deserve it."
Stella smeared the oil across his face. "And it's fun," she added.
Leo regretted wearing his white Star Wars tee shirt. "Okay, I get the point. Can I go now?"
"As you wish."
"I say he still needs more oil," Stella added with her hand fully loaded with a giant clump of black liquid.
Leo slowly stepped away from Stella hoping to aviod being oiled more. "Now that I am dress uo for a ship wreck, what am I susposed to do exactly?"
"Run through those woods to a clearing and check out what's going on. Then come get us if you don't get turned into a- I mean if it's safe."
"Oh, this is a brilliant plan," Stella commented sarcastically.
Leo raised his eye brow at Nico. What was he planning? He wouldn't lead him to his death...right? Well, he was the kid of death... Leo pushed it aside and decided to trust him. "Alright. See you on the other side." With that he jogged through the trees leaving Stella and him behind.
(You can play the youtube video now)
Chaos...complete and utter chaos was on the other side. A myriad of ships were ported by the shore firing canon and after canon at one another. Madmen were laughing, shouting, dancing and fighting all over the decks and the beach. (A/N: oh, look. It's the Fairy Tail fandom!) Some were shouting a bunch of irrational curses and songs at the irregular red moon above them in their sordidness. He saw a couple girls in the mix- none looking too juviant to be there. Leo would have turned right back into the sanctuary of the trees if it weren't for the pirate with one cross-eyed eye who had made his way in between Leo and the forest.
"Where are ya goin' boy? Lookin' ta steal me eyeball?"
"Uh-" he started.
"

Aye!" Another one in a bandana with a white beard and a crazy look in his eyes joined them. "Take 'em to ye capin. He'll a know what ta do wit him!"
Just like that Leo had been kid-napped by pirates and tied up the mast of a ship before he could even process whay was happening. The crew went about oogling and expecting him for quite some time, and began entertaining themselves with sardonic and ribald mockey over him. Leo was now really regretting wearing his Star Wars t-shirt, as the men started to claim that he was a "Starrrr Warrrriorrr sent from the heavens." Leo started to wish that he had paid more attention to Peter Pan before a middle aged man wobbled out from the lower deck with a slight mustache, a bunch of charms and beads in his dread locks, and a worn out pirate hat on his head. The crew went quiet watching to see what the jaunty man would do.
"Who has yi called me to see, ay?" the man slurred with a slight English accent as he swayed like the boat was in a full blown storm.
White-beard replied, "Ah! Captain, yi see we hast a Starrr Wariorr 'n our mist!" He pointed to Leo.
"Is that so?" The man leaned his face forward toward Leo so that he could feel him breathing on him and smell the nasty aroma of alcohol. "What's your name?"
"L-leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus and uh...personal space."
The man backed away leaning so far back Leo though he would fall over. "Well son of Hephaestus and personal space," he said matter of factly. "Yi hast the honor of meeting the great, son of Dionysius! Captain Jac-"
"Captain! Attackarrs have accome from the west amongst ye forests," reported White Beard.
The Captain turned and danced his hand around at White Beard as if shooing away a vexing fly. "Then take them to the bloody decks away," he placidly suggested.
"Aye, sir."
Captain turned his attention back to Leo. "What 'st the meaning of this?" he whispered, yet again intruding his personal space.
"Well I was on my way to uh- find an island and my 'ship' got wrecked." Leo didn't know how he could explain it properly so that they'd understand. "So I need some fuel to repair it,"
The Captain raised his eyebrow. "Your ship needs fuel to repair itself?"
"Well- um... yeah."
With a big clank of a wooden leg, a man with a frizzy wirey black beard stepped forward with a demented looking monkey on his shoulder. "The boy wants fuel, doest he?"
The Captain scrunched his nose in irritation at the man's arrival. "I thought you," he thrust his hands toward the man while wiggling his fingers, "said you'd never step foot on my ship again."
"Eh, there's always a room amongst any ship far the great Black Beard!" repudiated Black Beard. "I say, we let the boy hast as much fuel as he doest please. Along with his boistrous mates!"
"I say we throw 'em to ye witches!" pointed out Cross Eye.
"Aye!" replied the others.
"Howst we give 'em the fuel, an' then we cast him off to ye wretched witches! And ye rum far fuel too!" shouted Black Beard.
There was a bunch of boos and scoffs at the last part as the crew began to brawl. Leo saw the Captain do some kind of strangling gesture at Black Beard with his hands glaring at him with a flash of his teeth. Leo thought the entire ship would break out into a full blown battle, when he heard someone shout.
"And the bloody rum, too!" Everyone quieted down as a Spanish woman slowly walked down from the upper deck. Unlike the other plebian girls she was dressed in the same pirate apparrel as the men. She reminded Leo of Reyna- they both had the same kind of venerable mein. She came up to the Captain invading his personal space and glared at him daring him to defy her. "Right, Jack?"
Jack twitched his nose in irritation again and leaned in even closer. "Aren't you always?"
He most likely meant that in a sarcastic way but the she-pirate must have received it as a yes since she stepped back to address the rest of the men: "What are you waiting for? Get to work!"
There was a bunch of hustling between the crew as they prepared a cart full of fuel and rum for Leo, while strapping him on with it. Leaving it impossible for him to summon fire unless he wanted to become a human lighter.
He could see Jack prancing about trying to appear like he was helping, but he was really smuggling all the rum he could under his jacket. He kept doing so until the she-pirate caught him from the corner of her eye and threw her sword straight into bottle Jack was about to pick up. Leo quickly made note to never piss off lady pirates...or Reyna for that matter.
Leo "enjoyed" a nice ride on top of the cart of fuel as they lowered him off the ship, and pushed him into the clearing thay they had currently managed to surround Nico and Stella in. Nico seemed to being hold them off without trouble until he saw Leo strapped to a boats worth of gasoline- and pirate holdin a match above him.
"Surrendarr or we be blast yer freind away!" commanded Black Beard.
Cross Eye immitated an explosion with his mouth and hands while giggling.
"We hast yer Staarr Warriorr!" one them shouted.
Leo felt somewhat humiliated at his helpless state as he saw Nico facepalm and Stella raising her eyebrow at him with her arms crossed from the corner of his eye.

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(A/N:)
Sup! I'm back! ...back in black. *starts air guitaring to AC/DC at 6am* (Yes I stayed up that long writing this. T^T)
So I finally updated! Wow. Boy, am I sloooow. You can thank @MaggieLyon13 and sleepingintheshadows for inspiring me to update.
So anyway the new Star Wars movie is out, I recently just discovered they were making a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. So since Circe's island had been taken over by Black Beard in the Sea of Monsters and the gang had crashed in the Sea of Monsters...well there you have it.

What the right picture says:
Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a hulk
Jack: I've got a jar of dirt!
Levi: We've got an army and a titan.
Percy: We have two armies, a bunch of Greek and Roman gods/goddesses, and a few scary girlfriends.
Scouting Legion: We're screwed.

If you want me to add your character please comment or perferably PM me, and I promise I will try as long as your character doesn't have some crazy back story, and sorry if you did and I haven't gotten to it yet. I am sorry. Comments and stars are always rays of shine sunshine to my gloomy school year so that would be nice. And with that-
Leo: WAIT! Why did you make me fall into the ocean so much!
Me: ...I like my cereal soggy.
Leo: What is that supposed to mean? (O-O)
Percy: OMG KAT SLAYS!
Leo: Wait...wut?
Annabeth: Don't ask. He is a child.
Percy: I like cereal my cereal soggy to. ;)
Annabeth: *too and with a comma. Why do I even bother?
...and on that note:
Dum proxima tempus, mai miuchi! :D