[ Chapter 05 | Someone Like Me ]

Yet another day at the school. Today she would be hosting for the first time.

Jun walked to the host club with an indifferent expression on like always. It was lunch time,but before she hosted Tamaki insisted that he give her lessons. She got to the doors and opened them.

"Ah, good! You're here." Tamaki grinned. He walked over to Jun. " Your lessons start now!" He led her to the couch, sitting her down. Tamaki took a few steps back. "Oh! What is this? Your first customer!"

Honey walked over to the couch, dressed as a girl. He wore a pink dress and a blonde wig. "Jun-chan!"He flopped on the couch. "I'm happy to be your first customer!"

Jun stared at Honey with a expression on her face that just screamed 'what the hell is going on here?'. She looked to Tamaki." Are you serious?"

"Shhh. I'm not here." Tamaki hid under the coffee table. Jun let out a long sigh and looked back to Honey.

"Jun-chan!"Honey inched closer to Jun." I... think I love you."

Jun almost spit out her nonexistent water. "What?!"

"Jun-channn~" Honey leaned in close, making Jun's cheeks heat up.

"Enough! Jun is mine!" Hikaru came out dressed in drag.

"Another customer comes! Ready to fight over the host. What will Jun do?" Tamaki comments.

"No!" Kaoru comes out, dressed in drag also." Jun is mine."

Jun looked horrified. "Wh-"

"Prepare to fight!" Honey cutely exclaimed, getting in a fighting stance.

"STOP IT ALL OF YOU!" Jun shouted, making all of them freeze. She got up off the couch. "Really? THIS is my training?" She twitched, filled with anger. She let out a sigh to calm herself and put on her usual expression. "You cannot be serious. You are all part of a club so act like you should." She scolded them.

Kyoya leaned on the wall, watching with an amused smirk on his face. Mori stood next to him, not fazed.

"Tamaki. To the corner, now." Jun pointed to the corner. Tamaki gave her a puppy dog look but otherwise did nothing, just going to the corner which went dark as he started to grow mushrooms.

Jun looked to the twins and Honey." You three. Go change. You don't look like ladies at all, except for you Honey. You pull it off well."

Honey giggled."Thank you Jun-chan~" They all left to the change room. Jun sighed, rubbing her temples.

Kyoya walked over to her. "Good job. You controlled them easily." He said.

"Thank you... but, may I ask, why did you guys think that would be a good idea?"Jun rose a brow.

"I didn't. Tamaki did." Kyoya replied." If this kind of situation ever did occur though, I think this shows that you'd do just fine. "He nodded. "We prepared a costume for you."

"...Costume?"

"Yes. We have themes here at the host club , the theme today is Pirates."

"Not only do you all act like little kids but you have themes that only little kids would like too." Jun said. "..Where is the costume?"

Kyoya chuckled, eyes lit up with amusement. "The changing rooms."

"I'll go try it on then."

She left to go to the changing rooms, rubbing her temples as she felt a headache coming on.' If I'm around these guys so much I'll probably get these every day.' She thought, letting out a sigh.

She fixed up her wig before going to the change rooms.'...He didn't say which one.'She thought. She looked to the curtains and walked to them, opening them up.

Her eyes widened when she saw Haruhi there, getting ready to try on her costume. She had her front to her, wearing a singlet that showed her chest. She had her pirate pants on though.

Haruhi's eyes widened."G-Get out!"She stuttered.

"Ah. I'm sorry..!" Jun quickly apologized, her cheeks a dark red. She closed the curtains and stepped back. '...Haruhi is...a girl?!'

"Aah. So you know..~" Two voices said behind her. Jun's eyes widened. She looked behind her to the twins. "Haruhi is a girl."

"Why is she dressed as a boy all the time then?"Jun said, taking a step back from them.

" You see, we kind of mistook her for a boy, then made her a host after she broke a vase." Hikaru nodded.

"Before that though, we figured out she was a girl. " Kaoru nodded. "Even if she was dressed like a sloppy boy before hand."

"Tamaki was the last one to figure it out." Hikaru snickered.

"Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.." Jun muttered. She looked back as she heard the curtains opening.

Haruhi , now dressed in the school uniform looked to Jun." Hey, Jun-senpai. Sorry for yelling at you." She apologized.

"Ah, it's fine. It's understandable. I should of asked if anyone was in there beforehand." Jun nodded. "You do make a good boy though."

Haruhi chuckled." Thank you." She said. "Did Kyoya send you here to try on your costume?"

"Yes."

Haruhi walked over to a plastic bag, picking it up. "It's in here. You can go change now."

Jun took it from her. "Thank you." She nodded then went into the changing room.

The twins watched, arms crossed." ..Well at least Jun is gay. So he probably didn't like what he saw." They said at the same time.

Jun put the bag down when in the dressing room. 'Someone like me, huh? That was unexpected..'She thought. 'The host club is concealing her gender, so if they found out that I was a girl.. would they do that for me too?'

After trying it on and showing it to the others, she left to class. After class, they went to the host club and got dressed.

The doors opened, everyone was in their positions.

"Welcome!"

Everyone immediately went to do their act but with a pirate twist. For example, Tamaki only used sweet lines , like calling the girls eyes more beautiful than the sea. The twins did their act by getting into a argument.

"Why can't I go out and get treasure with you, Hikaru?!"Kaoru teared up.

"You just can't, Kaoru!" Hikaru shouted.

Kaoru went even more teary."You don't think I'm a good enough pirate to do it? Is that it, Hikaru?" A tear went down his cheek.

Hikaru's eyes widened."Kaoru.."He pulled him close and lifted up his head using his chin, gazing into those watery eyes."I just don't want you to get hurt.."

"H-Hikaru..."

Sitting down on the couch with her customers, Jun leaned back, inwardly sighing.' This can't be hard, right?'She thought.' The twins are doing well.'

"So.. Jun-kun, why did you come to this school?" The girl with blonde hair in twin tails and sparkly green eyes asked.

"For a better education.." Jun nodded. "My mother is ill." She glanced away." She only wants the best for me."

The three girls all went. "Awwh...!"

'Now I have to include a pirate like thing.. right?' Jun thought. She looked back to the group." But despite my education at this school, I'd much rather be traveling the sea with all of you." She inwardly slapped herself for saying so, but it worked when Tamaki did it..so..

The girls squealed, one of them looked like she was a about to faint. "Oh, Jun-kun!~"

Jun stared at them with an indifferent expression as they fangirled. 'Success.'

Soon it ended. It wasn't that hard but it was tiring. Most of the time Jun found she didn't need to do anything as the girls just squealed at what he said for what seemed to be forever.

It was time to leave, so she walked out of the school. " Finally." She sighed.

"Jun." Kyoya said, walking up to her. " You go home by train, yes?"

"Yeah...now that I joined the host club though, I have to wait an hour at the train station for another train to take me home. So, thanks."Jun said.

"You're welcome." Kyoya replied. Jun's eye twitched in annoyance. " Because you're with us now, I can give you a ride home if you'd like."

Her eyes lit up. "Really? Thank you. That's be nice."

"Follow me then." Kyoya led her to the limo, getting in after her.

"Fancy. I've never been in these." She said as the car started to move.

"I don't doubt that."Kyoya replied. He leaned back. "Jun. Your head must be itching."

Jun rose an eyebrow. She looked to him. "Huh?"

"I heard wigs were unpleasant to put on. "Kyoya replied. Her eyes widened. Wait..he..he knows.

"Wh- How do you know?" Jun's eyes widened."About me.."

"I know a lot of things, which explains why the car is going in the direction of your house even though you didn't tell me where you lived." Kyoya said.

"You.."Jun clenched the material of her pants. "If you tell anyone I-"

"I won't tell anyone. This will be a secret between you and me." Kyoya leaned over, taking the wig along with the cap off in one swift movement, making the pins that pinned up her normal brown hair fall off as well, making her hair fall down over her shoulders. He stared at her. "I'm sure you have your reasons, but what reasons are they?"

"..." Jun looked away, to the window, watching the scenery pass by. " It's true I wanted to get a better education. My brother thought I couldn't last here at Ouran..even as a boy, so-"

"You dressed up as a boy and enrolled as boy. Understandable. But doing this because of your brother too.. you really are stubborn." Kyoya smirked, making Jun frown.

The car stopped in front of her house. "I'll keep your secret." Kyoya said, looking at her.

Jun looked to him."...Thank you." She said before getting out. She watched the car drive away.'...What a strange guy.' She thought before going into her house...

A strange guy...A strange day.

[A long chapter for yall!

We're getting somewhere heheh.]