Maja's P.O.V
"What are we doing with him?" I point had the drunk mess on the floor, the girls and I were just going to the bar for some fun but then this happens.

"Maja you get a taxi to bring him home." Clare stated. Meh. I didn't want to. Guess I have to though.

"Don't start without me." I give Clare one of my famous "death stares" while dragging Jeremy by the ear. "Stupid Jeremy." I mutter.

"Oi I heard that." The drunk mess woke up and whispered very quietly.

"Well if you can talk, you can walk." I drop him and walk out the door and phone the taxi. Then I realise I still have that vodka bottle in my hand.

The door opens after like five minutes, took him awhile. Jeremy stinky ass breath, breathes down my shirt and starts putting his arms around my body. THEN HIS FACE IS NEAR MY BLOODY NECK!

"Fuck you!" I slap him; with my bottle of vodka. Oops! He yells really loud. Ha. Wimp. His fault that he now has cuts all over his face and is covered in vodka. Oh no the taxi is here.

"Hey what's that for!" He touches his face blood gushing out. Well you only live once...

"TAXI!" I open the car door and jump inside now Jeremy is running after the taxi.

"Ow!" A car hits Jeremy serves him right. He'll most likely go to hospital but meh. I don't care. That's what he gets for harassing me.

"Oi where do you want to go?" The taxi driver brings me back to reality, Will? The boy in secondary school; swimmer, blonde hair and blue eyes, a taxi driver. Wow!

"Oh right, my house." Will knew where I lived since we were neighbours. The girls can have a party without me.

*Time skips*

It was a day after that bar "incident" I was playing on my xbox all morning since I have an evening shift tonight.

"Hi Maja Junior." See when I went to India (exciting I know) I found an orphaned tiger cub, so I had to bring it to an wildlife centre. I made friends with the carer there and video call the cub every day. And I called it Maja Jr.

"Hi Maja Senior." Kia was the carer. She was Polish like me and was friends with Jennifer. She was showing me the tiger eating her meal, of course full meat; nice for a vegan isn't it?

"Where's the others?" Kia queried. By others she meant my other sixteen cats. If you must know my cats are:
•Emma she's a tabby
•Emmaline she's also a tabby
•Timothy he's a tabby as well
•Mr fuzzy he is a grey fuzzball
•Tiger my tabby
•Snowball a white ball
•Miss fluffy is grey and had a litter with Mr fuzzy
•Marco a black and brown cat
•Polo a brown and black cat (twins with Marco)
•Hurricane a brown cat
•Stormy the white and black kitty
•Patches black with one white spot on his belly
•Diamond the deaf cat with bright blue eyes
•Memez is ginger
•YN (it literally is Y and N) my favourite little kitty
•Jennifer a white cat that if I didn't name Jennifer the others would sue me, considering the fact that Jennifer's cousin is a lawyer. I didn't want to risk it.

"Bye Kia, see you tomorrow." Okay time for the gym. Sweatpants time! (Ashley's note: ... Sweatpants time...?)

After a quick shower and an orchestra of meows, I finally get into my hair covered sweatpants (Ashley's note: EW) and sport top, yay. Now to the gym, I jogged for about forty minutes then I finally got to the gym.

"Let's see, weights or treadmill." I mutter under my breath. Yesterday I did weights I'll do the treadmill.

So I'm just casually on the treadmill when boom I fall off why? There's the woman who ran off with a chainsaw a couple days ago

"AH BLONDE WOMAN WHO OWNS A FREAKING CHAINSAW!" Ok possibly a little bit of an overreaction but I have to follow her. "Bye!" I ran out, wait she's following someone. Someone very familiar. "CLARE I'M RESCUING YOU!" Okay once more, an overeacrion but hey, need to save Clare right? If I let her die then Ashley will fire me for practically killing her best friend.

I'm running in the street, people staring at me since I'm screaming, can't blame them. But I finally get to Clare but the woman's just disappeared, though Clare's shaking like a leaf. Did she know?

"Clare you alright?" I ask her, she's still shaking.

"Oh um sure why not." She was acting really weird and she was sweating.

"What's wrong?" I ask another question but get no reply. Wait are those tears dripping down her face? Noooooooooo. I don't know what to do when someone's emotionaaaall.

"Clare..." I'm not one know for my sympathy but I'll pat her back, that always does the trick doesn't it? Right? Gah. I dunno.

"Oh I'm crying, sorry." She wipes her tears with her sleeve, this wasn't working, maybe a trip to the vegan cafe?

"Wanna go to the cafe?" She politely declines; this was never going to work. I'll have to be the real Maja... I ain't getting shit outta her if she ain't talking properly.

"CLARE YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OR SO HELP ME YOU'RE HAVING A VIKING FUNERAL!" That's nice to get of my chest. But back to Clare, her eyes wander off she notices something, but what?

"I'm sorry but um..." She pauses and takes out a fabric oh the Lady, "Will was murdered."

"WHAT!" So Will is dead, Clare's sad and the Lady left some more fabric, yeah fun. The Vegan cafe always helps.

"We're going to the cafe, come on tell me everything." Oh everything until I get bored. Such a good friend I know.

We get to the cafe, Clare has stopped shaking and crying but just has a shaky voice. Wait really the midget works here?

"Yes Maja, I work here. Jesus can't be left alone, go order something." Was Molly a physic or something? Jennifer has some pretty impressive cousins. (Ashley's note: ... I dunno about the word 'impressive', more like 'cool' but if you say so)

"Two chocolate smoothies and a medium ice cream please." Clare was staring out the window.

"That'll be eight fifty." I shouldn't be spending money on my friends.

"Clare..." Dangit she had puffy eyes okay I'll pay. Stupid feelings. "You choose a seat, okay?"

"Sure!" Her sudden excitement seemed faked but how was I meant to know?

"Bye Moolly!" I waved at that physic and get the treats. Clare chose the seats farest from the window. Weird.

"So what happened." I ask scoffing the ice cream down like nobody's watching. (but they were)

"Well... I was walking to the park." Her face blushed really red when the door opened, a man came in and sat on the table beside us. (Ashley's note: ... Who dis? Who is dis?) Weird. "Then I saw Will's body... burned to a crisp... a flamethrower was beside him." She kept taking long pauses HURRY UP WOMAN no wait that's not right.

"I was going to phone the police but then I noticed the woman she was running towards me I had to run." Clare then took the smoothie and drank it.

"Okay I'll phone Ashley. Wait I don't think she's working today. I'll phone Smrick okay?" I tell her.

"Wait! I'll do it later... O-okay." She stutters why is she acting weird? Then the man gets up and leaves.

"WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL DAY OKAY!" Okay I'm calm now.

Oh Clare's gone. Oops.