Happy New Year! ...and Valentines day as well.

Welp, it's been a while since we made another issue, so let's skip all the introductions and get to the first article!

Speculations Commence! Pandora Fabricates!

By Pandora Kisaragi

Recently, Rinnosuke complimented me of my title making skills. He thought that one of the titles I created was a legit game or something. So I decided to play a little prank at the news outlets by fabricating games that don't exist... yet.

I first went to Kakashi News to tell Hatate about a new game coming soon. The moment that I gave her all the details she went to her editing room and wrote an article.

Although if you think about it, Blossoming Fates in Fantastical Destiny is a neat title.

I told Hatate that it was fake. I think the majority of people who read Kakashi will be very angry.

I even fabricated some other titles to random people as well. Some caught on my game, others were heavily hyped that there was a new touhou game.

Well I guess I'll strike back again when I start fabricating touhou characters.

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Come and smell the roses at Yuuka's Flower Shop! Located in the Human Village.

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Miko Miko Revolution Location Tests Commence!

By Pandora Kisaragi

I am a huge fan of rhythmical games. Recently, the sages at Gensokyo have teamed up to create a new rhythm game called Miko Miko Revolution.

What is Miko Miko Revolution? Well, it's a rhythm game where you use your feet to hit the oncoming arrows in the receptors.

Here's an example of gameplay of Miko Miko Revolution. Apparently there's an outside counterpart named Dance Dance Revolution. Plays the same as the upcoming game.

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Let's ask some locals about the game.

Reimu Hakurei: I was fond of rhythm games. I can't wait to try this one out!

Cirno: MMR? Oh, I was one of the players who tried it out in Beta. I AM THE BEST AT IT!

Rinnosuke: I have a Dance Dance Revolution cabinet in the attic. I'm gonna practice on that before I do MMR.

We even talked to people who are known for huge rivalries.

Toyosatomimi no Miko: I can finally duke it out against that Buddhist in a dance battle!

Byakuren: ...I don't think that I'll be able to beat that Taoist in a dance battle.

Mokou: HELL YEAH! I'M SO GONNA OWN KAGUYA IN MIKO MIKO!!!

Kaguya: I've been practicing this game in secret as I was one of the beta players.

I actually tried the game in beta, and let me say, my skills can't be compared to the locals I interviewed. Skill wise, I'm a pro at this game. Let's just say I used a keyboard to practice.

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MIKO MIKO REVOLUTION WILL REVOLUTIONIZE GENSOKYO! Location tests in the Human Village!

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Who is Reimu's love interest? (AKA Operation Trio Catch)

By Rinnosuke Morichika and Pandora Kisaragi

PK and Rinnosuke here. We are now finding out who Reimu's love interest is. We heard from three fairies who investigated at the Hakurei Shrine and found her kissing with a guy. We thought this could give us some great information and immediately headed to the shine. (This actually a joke because Reimu planned this all along. We were helping her catch those fairies because of the
mischief they did at the shrine for the past 5 years.)

As we went to the Shrine, we noticed all of the cameras that were poorly place the fairies. Because they didn't know the security of the cameras, we wiretapped them and changed the location, to where we were able to view them coming to the shrine. We then quickly assembled the booby traps.

"You know, I was excited to catch those fairies. " Reimu said. "I can finally teach them a lesson and a beatdown!"

Reimu turned on speaker in the shrine, which let out erotic kissing noises. That was our signal to notify the fairies about the event. We jumped, hollered, and screamed to the point our throats began to ache.

"They looked like lunatics doing that." Reimu recalled. "I'm not sure if them or Marisa are the ones I don't want in the shrine the most."

Reimu notified us that the fairies were here, which prompted us to quickly go in the shrine and hide out presence from them.

The fairies immediately fell for the trap as they activated a booby trap and they were tangled in the nets.

We almost blew our cover because we laughed so loud for a couple seconds.

We didn't hear what Reimu exactly said when she scolded the trio. The fairies immediately ran away, promising that they will never invade Reimu's privacy.

"Well I'm glad that's over." Reimu said. "Let's just hope they don't come back again."

The next day the fairies tp'd the Hakurei shrine.

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Reimu here. Hope you had an excellent life in Gensokyo. Feel free to stop by the Hakurei Shrine to pray for the best luck.

As this is the ending message of this volume, I have something to say. Do what's right for your surroundings and how they're treated. In other words, don't be shit. You want to arrive in heaven do you? Well make sure to have these great deeds backing you up so you're guaranteed to go to heaven when you're judged by the Yama.

And as always, stay tuned for the next volume!

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Hey everyone, hope you enjoyed the third volume! Yeah there's only three articles but you know how school treats you.

The next volume might be released in the end of March-mid April.

See ya then!