Fitz: You're actually an elf we've been looking for for years

Sophie: An elf you've been looking for for years?

Could it be?

Fitz: Yes, that's right.

You must leave your family right now.

Sophie: Leave my family? Now?

Fitz: And your home.

Alden: And your life.

Fitz: Go say all your final goodbyes.

Alden: You'll never seen them ever again.

Sophie: Am I crying?

Alden: Yes you are!

Fitz: But all you get is a tiny little hug

Alden: Now pack up all your stuff.

Fitz: So you can go alone

Fitz and Alden: To a place you never knew 'cause you're a long lost elf!

Sophie: *wipes tears* All right...I'm ready!

Fitz: First Eternalia. Stand up tall!!

Alden: This is where you go if you break the law.

Sophie: I feel a little foolish.

Are you joking?

Alden: Never!

Fitz: You break the law.

Sophie: Do they hate me now?

Alden: You'll never live in bliss!

Fitz and Alden: But most of all remember this:

Alden: If I can learn to follow it, you can learn to follow it.

Fitz: Something in you knows it --

Alden and Fitz: Please please do it!

Alden: Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!

Alden and Fitz: You can learn to follow the rules!

*Sophie stares at them, wondering why they're dancing and singing like she'll actually listen to them*

Alden: Now, listen close and listen well.

Fitz: And never disobey the law.

Sophie: I never cared for the law!

Alden: She said that like a cocky elf!

Fitz: A councilor.

Alden: One that starts with Al- *wink*

Sophie: Mallowmelt and then goodnight?

Alden and Fitz: Not until you learn this right!

Alden: If I can learn to follow (Fitz: If he can learn to follow)

Alden: You can learn follow! (Fitz: You can learn to follow!)

Alden: Pull yourself together

Alden and Fitz: And you'll pull through it!

Alden: Tell yourself it's easy

Alden and Fitz: And it's true!

You can learn to follow the rules!

Alden: Next, you must memorize the names of the council.

Now here we have Fintan.

Fitz: Burned his students

Alden: Knocked off the board.

Sophie: Oh!

Alden: And dear old Alina tried to stop my marriage.

Fitz: To my mother!

Sophie: Oh, no!

Alden: The famous Bronte

Sophie: Famous?

Fitz: Grump!

Alden: Clarette

Sophie: Is...?

Fitz: Polygot!

Alden: Emery—

Fitz: Brings down the fist.

Alden: He's the speaker on the list.

Sophie: And I recall his telechats

Alden: Why yes, with the rest.

Sophie: If you can learn to follow,

I can learn to follow!

Alden: Not sure I believe her!

Sophie: I dearly promise!

Suddenly I feel like someone new...

Alden and Fitz: Sophie we don't recognize you!

Alden: If I can learn to follow! (Sophie: If I can learn to follow)

Alden and Fitz: You can learn to follow! (Sophie: You can learn to follow)

Alden and Fitz: Pull yourself together

All three: And you'll pull through it!

Alden: Tell yourself it's easy,

All three: And it's true --

Alden and Fitz: You can learn to follow—

Sophie: I already forgot it!

Alden and Fitz: Oh my now we have to start a new!!