⚠️WARNING⚠️

TOTALLY FICTION OF FICTION.

Mostly-

Sophie: I really hope I can do it

'Cause they're all depending on me

I know that I must leave the messed up home I've never known

And brave the dangers of the unknown

Saving the oblivious elves before they're beaten

I mean, how hard can that be?

*clumsy Sophie trips and falls into a pit*

Sophie: AhHhH

*hits the side, bounces off, falls onto a soft patch of dirt, then falls through it another thirty feet, somehow hitting a soft part and not breaking any bones*

Sophie *totally unfazed*: Looking up at a sunny sky,

So shiny and blue and there's a butterfly

Well, isn't that a super fantastic sign?

*witnesses a kidnaping* *does nothing*

*smiles awkwardly* It's gonna be a fantastic day *quickly runs away*

*continues with forgetful confidence* 

Such marvelousness it's gonna bring

Got a pocket full of songs that I'm gonna sing

And I'm ready to take on anything

Hooray! *dumb grin*

Some super fun surprise around each corner

Just riding on a rainbow, I'm gonna be okay *trips again and falls on her face*

*shoots up shouting,* Hey!

I'm not giving up today *runs*

There's nothing getting in my way *speeds up*

And if you knock-knock me over *trips*

I will get back up again *jumps back up*

Oh

If something goes a little wrong *runs into a wall*

Well, you can go ahead and bring it on *punches the wall*

*rubs knuckles* 'Cause if you knock-knock me over,

I will get back up again *smiles and ignores the pain*

Oh, oh, oh, get back up again

I'm marching along, I got confidence

I'm more oblivious than a pack of *Kakapos (look it up)

And I haven't been this excited since

I almost died that one (millionth) time!

I'm off on this remarkable adventure

Just riding on a rainbow

What if it's all a big mistake?

What if it's more than I can take? *shakes head vigorously, most likely making her brain more oblivious*

No, I can't think that way

'Cause I know that I'm really-really-really gonna be okay *falls again*

Hey! *shoots up*

I'm not giving up today *runs*

There's nothing getting in my way *goes faster*

And if you knock-knock me over *trips for the millionth time*

I will get back up again *shoots up*

Oh *trips*

If something goes a little wrong *rubs her bruises*

Well, you can go ahead and bring it on *punches them, thinking she can handle the pain*

*winces* 'Cause if you knock-knock me over,

I will get back up again *smiles painfully*

Get up, get up, get up

Get back up again

Get up, get up, get up

*falls off a ten story building*

*survives*

I'm okay!!!!

Get up, get up, get up

If you knock-knock me over, knock-knock me over

I will get back up again

*faints*

*Kakapos: Dumb flightless birds that have no value for their own life.