A/N: so this was kinda for some peeps I met in a comment section of a fic I think. @that_one_dumb_fuck @TheDaughterofHades_ @sad-slutty-canoe @holy_cutlery
Don't judge my writing, I'm rusty, all right?

In hindsight, Will should have known that this could happen.

He and Nico had snuck away from the campfire and hid behind the Apollo cabin as the rest of the campers sang and laughed and made smores. Will had only planned to hold Nico's hand as they talked or looked up at the stars, like they usually did. He hadn't planned to look at Nico's pale face. He hadn't planned to notice the faded splattering of freckles across Nico's cheeks and nose. He hadn't planned to lean in and place his lips against Nico's warm ones.

Nico certainly hadn't expected it.

Will could hear Nico's heart beating rapidly as they stayed there for a few seconds. Not moving. Then Nico shyly kissed back. The kiss lasted roughly a minute, maybe more. Will wasn't really focused on timing the kiss, he more so wanted to enjoy the feeling of his crush's lips. When they pulled away, both teens were dazed.

Nico's face was a pretty shade of pink as he looked at Will with droopy eyes. Will's hand tightened around Nico's and Nico seemed to realize what had happened. Shadows started moving around them and before Will could do anything to prevent it— they were on the ground in the darkest place Nico could think of— his father's domain; the Underworld.

Which brings us to this moment, where Will knew he'd fucked up.

Will was on top of Nico, his hands on either side of the other boy's head, their noses almost touching—

"Ahem."

Will's head snapped in the direction of the voice. Hades himself, the Lord of the Underworld, was sitting in his throne, across from them. Then it hit Will, they were in Lord Hades' throne room.

He scrambled to get off his boyfriend as Nico sat up, face still red.

"H-hi, father," Nico waved awkwardly.

The god of the Underworld said nothing for a moment before opening his mouth, "Were you two...?"

"No. No, no, no, no. No." Nico shook his head, his face still flaming.

"It's not what it looks like," Will added.

"Well, from where I'm sitting it looks like you two were about to—"

"Goodbye, father." Nico grabbed Will's arm and pulled him. Hard.

Hades barked out a laugh, "Nico, don't forget to use a cond—"

Nico shut the large doors to the throne room and screamed into his hands loudly before grabbing Will's hand again.

"Let's get out of here."

"No shadow travel." Will reminded him.

Nico rolled his eyes, "Fine."