You'd think this was a wholesome story, roght? The good people live, the bad die, right? well does that sound slike soemthing I'd right? Does that even sound like life? No.

There is anidiot who alwsys fucks up everything, whether it was instional or not. In this book the idiot was The G. Emporer.

Know they hae a lot of power, they are unstoppible, anf they try use their powers for goot. However they dared to follow thier heart. Instead of giving stuff to other, amking sure people are happy.

The Ghost Emporer's would job it to create order and oeace to the underworld, also to decide people's fate's whilst down there. They'd spent centries of looking after everyone they dared to for once care for themslves, just for a bit.

They summoned the girl who'd they'd had a rush on from back whne they where alive. The girl was suprised to see them and as The Ghost Emporer trid to talj soemthing happened. It was like a system shut down.

The afterlife was restating, no the world was. Like it was a computer. The Ghost Emporer relised they could never have anything fot themselves as  everytgng was gone. They did maged to save as may souls as they could, but the problem is, The G. Emporer had medled with the lives of some artiular people and so they becaem a glith almost.

Those people where froced into muiltiple relaities, such as ones where they were orphans, ones where they were one was arrested and there was this kid who wnated to kil a bunch of pople, one where they were Youtubers. Just load of different dimentions, all of which they went through life changing experiances. And whilst they had the sam personailties, they lmost became different people. It's hard to explain.

However, the realisation that the G. Emporer ccould never have something they wanted, just once was impossble began their villan arc, and so in each dimention those people are placed through a lotof shit and just over all crappy stuff, where most of them die. 

Well done though, you found the origin to all my storied, though, they're not stories are they? They are the true tells of these people, stuck in alternate reaities forever. They have no chance of esacpe, mostly because they don't even know aht is happening.

So whether the book is signed off by Parker or some shit, they all went throught hat shit bevcasue of me.

-The Ghost Emporer