Luna, daughter of an Inhuman and Mutant, stared out the window. At home alone she was unsure how to entertain herself. Both her parents were in one place, though it saddened her that they might not get to do something together.

*Creak*

Luna:?

Luna: Hello? Mom? Dad...?

Walking away from the window, she approached the door to her room. Putting her ear against it, she listened closely.

...

...

...

There was a soft sound, but she couldn't quite make anything specific out because her heart beat was getting too loud. Luna then slightly cracked the door open and peeked in. Only to have a finger pop out and scratch her chin.

Luna:!!?

Behind the red haired figure was a red eyed shadow.

Luna: GYAAAAA!!??

Racing out of her home shrieking, Luna with tears welling up in her eyes escaped to the streets of the city.

She ran and ran until blinded by tears of fear, she bumped into someone.

Luna: Oof!

*Wooosh*

Luna:....

Luna: Hm?

Having kneeled down, Sanji caught Luna before she hit the ground.

Sanji: Hm, didn't know my gentlemen's instincts worked on little ladies too...

Putting her back onto her feet, Sanji stood up only for Luna to hug his leg. Looking down on the little girl coating his shorts with snot, Sanji was left a bit annoyed.

Sanji: Hey, hey. What's wrong?

Luna: There was this shadowy moster... And this demon lady... They broke into my room!

Luna: I got scared... And ran. Could you...help me...?

Sanji: Listen kid, I'm kinda busy...

Luna: *sniff*

Sanji: *sigh*

Sanji: Demon woman, huh? Alright, it wouldn't hurt to check her out. Come on...

Luna holds Sanji's hand and leads him back to her home. If only she was over eighteen and Sanji would have been over the moon.

(Opening theme)

With Quicksilver left to guard, the trapped D-Men snacked on their meats and cheeses. Kitty was attempting to contact Sanji or Guido however their prison seemed to block such communication devices.

Luffy napped peacefully on Robin's lap as the rest discuss their situation.

They were sat in an energy prison in the center of a circle shaped room. The only exit was a door which the fastest man alive paced in front of.

Craig: We're here because we crashed into the side of their city. That I get...

Craig: But we can't leave because of some kidnapping thing going on?

Laura: Seems that way...

Craig: Can't we break out.

Tak: Obvious, we could...

Lila: I don't know guys... I don't know if I can enter society again. All I know is prison life...

Laura: Why don't we just solve their problem for them? That should get us in their good gracias.

Kitty: Or we'll make things worse...

Luffy: Zzzzzz....

*Pop*

Luffy: Hm?

Sitting up, Luffy looks around to see that they were still in the prison.

Luffy: We're still here?! This is boring... Let's bust out.

Laura: You heard the boss. We're busting out.

Tak: Super!

*Smack*

*Dzzzrt*

Pressing his hand against the floor, Tak activated his powers, manipulating the technology. Not only did he deactivated the energy walls, Tak transformed them into a sleigh which he crawled atop.

Quicksilver:!?

Quicksilver: You brats! Don't get in the way!

Luffy: Shut up old man! We'll do what we want!

*WOOSH*

He knocks them all to the other side of the room.

D-Men: Oof!!

Quicksilver: You ain't leaving this room.

Luffy: Hmph!

*THUD*

*Pump*

*Pump*

*Pump*

*Tsssssss*

Luffy: "Gear Second"!!!

Quicksilver: Hm? What's this-

Luffy: "JET BULLET"!!!

*BAM*

Quicksilver: URK!!!?

Now capable of keeping up, Luffy punched Quicksilver in the gut, lifting him off the ground.

With a series of kicks, Quicksilver got behind Luffy and threw a punch which the rubber boy dodged by simply leaning his head to the side.

Robin: "Quattro Fleur; Bind"!!!

Arms grew out of Pietro's legs, hugging them tightly together to prevent him from running.

Luffy: "Gum-Gum..."

His head stretched back.

Luffy: "Jet Bell"!!!!

*GONG*

Quicksilver: Bah!!!?

Knocking Quicksilver out, his unconscious body crashed onto Tak's invention, smashing it.

Tak: Awwww come on!

Robin:(smiles) Don't worry.

Crossing her arms, several legs bloom out of his back, which walk him around.

Craig: Ohhh boy... We better get out of here fast!

Lila: Whooo! Prison break! Anarchy! Yeah, My next album is going to be bitchin'!!

Lila: Come on, let's find those red heads, I gotta know what Inhuman panties look like!

Gear 2 faded away after Luffy pried open the door and dashes randomly in a direction.

The others gave chase.

(Meanwhile....)

*SLAM*

Kicking open the door to Luna's room, Sanji entered with Luna herself hiding behind the frame. Looking around, Sanji at first saw no signs of anyone here. No one was in the closet or under the bed. About to disregard Luna's fears, considering her to have an active imagination, Sanji noticed something on the window.

A finger print. Too large to be a child's, and on the outside.

Sanji:(mind) Some creep might have actually been here... Meaning this familiar foxy scent in the air...

Sanji:(mind)... Might actually belong to this Demon lady.

Sanji:(mind) And if this girl's mom is single... How can I leave her daughter alone? The others can handle themselves for a bit.

Sanji: Alright. I believe you.

Luna: You do?

Sanji: I'll stay a bit until your mom gets back. So why don't you call her over as I make something to eat.

Sanji: Is that okay?

Luna:(Smiles) Uh-huh!

(Meanwhile with Guido....)

Guido: Where are we going?

Cuckoos: We're going on a mission. You'll help.

Guido: Bah!? Why are you talking all in synchrony?

Irma: Sorry... We tend to get super in sync when on a mission...

Phoebe: Tch, do we seriously need to bring this wimp with us?

Guido: I'm not scared! J-Just confused...

Guido: But if you're all really miss Frost's daughters, I'll save you from anything and protect you all!

Guido:(mumbles) Even if I'm a bit scared....

Sophie: Is that enough of a reason for you?

Phoebe:(rolls eyes)

(In the Royal Castle....)

The Chaotic D-Men ran through the base with no true direction in search of a way out.

Kitty: We should split up! Because once that speedster wakes up, he'll put us right back!

Kitty: Separated, we'll have a chance.

Luffy:(smiles) Sure! I'll see you guys later!

*SLAM*

Punching through a door, Luffy fell straight down the elevator shaft. The others watch as Luffy quickly rockets up thanks to Tak's jet boots.

Luffy: WHOOOOOO!!!

Kitty and Robin leap onto Tak and ride him like a surfboard through the walls as Robin's bloomed legs move them.

Tak: Urk! Get off me! You're heavy!

Kitty: You don't say that to ladies.

Tak: And you don't RIDE the disabled! But it would seem we both SUPER don't care!

Kitty:....

Kitty: Oh god, Luffy is rubbing off on us.

Robin:(smiles)

Lila and Craig were left together.

Craig: Welp, it seems the three of us are-

Craig: Where's Laura?

Lila:(shrugs)

Lila: But I was thinking, since she seems a bit Hispanic, and her name is awfully close... She should dress up as Dora the explorer for Halloween.

Lila: Ho-ho-ho-ho! That would be funny...

Craig: You're really not mentally well... Are you?

Lila: Let's go that way! I sense music!

Craig: I don't know if I wanna go with you-wha!?

Getting grabbed by the hand, Lila drags Mr. Immortal down a hallway passing the kitchen where Laura found a bottle of wine.

Staring at it, Laura gave in to the desire and popped a claw.

*Snikt*

*Pop*

Cutting the top off, Laura chugged the bottle to satisfy her seemingly genetic love for alcohol.

*Glug* *glug* *glug*

*Sniff*

Laura:(glares)

Rolling over the kitchen counter, she avoids getting ensnared by tendrils of red hair. Laura sat on the counter and glared at the Queen of Inhuman's.

Medusa: Breaking out was a mistake.

Laura:...

*Glug* *glug*

*Whoo-ch*

*Shatter*

Whipping the bottle as Laura drank from it, Medusa got her covered in wine and glass shards. X-23 dragged her hand through her hair, slicking it back.

Medusa: You and your friends are going to get back in your cell. Or else.

Laura:....

Laura: We crashed into your city on accident. We've own up to that and we'll make up for that.

Laura: But we ain't going to be your prisoners because of it.

Medusa: For the past few weeks, Inhumans from the city have been going missing. We don't know how or why. But we do know is that no one has left the city.

Medusa: And we can't risk anyone leaving and accidentally taking the culprit responsible...

Medusa: Being teens, I highly doubt you're behind this... However we don't have time to deal with your transgressions.

Medusa: So get back in your cell where we might move you somewhere more comfortable.

Laura:...

Laura: Nah. I think I'll go find this kidnapper myself.

*Snikt*

Laura: Or would you like a hair cut?

Medusa: *sigh*

Tendrils of her hair whip at Laura, moving like lightning and as strong as thunder.

Crossing her arms, Laura blocked the hair before swiping at it. Once her claws made contact, X-23 could tell how the hair was much stronger than any normal hair. Like slashing steel wires, Laura's hands bounced off.

The two tendrils she made with her hair wove together into a block which rammed Laura who thrusted out her arms.

*SMASH*

Laura: Urk!

With her body and arms pinned to the wall, Laura popped out the claws on her feet.

Medusa: Hm?

Laura: "Seventy two Pound Wolverine"!

Lifting her legs up, Laura quickly dropped them down, sending blades of air at Medusa who wrapped her body up with her hair to block the attack. Yet upon impact, she was sent sliding out if the kitchen, freeing Laura.

Ripping off her jet boots, now that they had a hole in them, Laura tossed them at Medusa as she launched another "72 Pound Wolverine".

*BOOM*

Once the dust settled, Medusa found Laura racing down the hallway.

Laura: Get in our way and I'll give you a real hair cut!

*Shatter*

Jumping out a window to the building across, Laura ran up the side of it with her claws.

(Meanwhile with Luffy....)

*THUNK*

Breaking open the top floor elevator door, Luffy rolled into the throne room where he found the King himself on his mighty chair.

Black Bolt:....

Luffy:....

Luffy: Yo!

Black Bolt: [How did you get out of your cell?]

Luffy: I dunno, Tak did something.

Luffy: Hey, why don't you talk? You got a silly voice or something?

Black Bolt; [My voice is dangerous.]

Luffy: How?

Black Bolt:.....

Black Bolt: [So you can actually understand me?]

Luffy: Kinda.... Reading you is like reading the body language of someone I fight. Only you're much more easy to read!

Luffy:(smiles) You must suck at fighting! Shihihihih!

Black Bolt:(smiles)

Black Bolt: [Would you say you're good at fighting?]

Luffy: Yeah, I'm pretty strong!

Luffy: But I got to become stronger... I can't protect my friends if I don't.

Black Bolt: [I understand. A King's greatest fear is not being able to protect their people.]

Luffy: Say... Why haven't I heard of you before?

Black Bolt: [We Inhumans keep to ourselves. It's the best way to protect us.]

Black Bolt: [Just look at how they treat Mutants.]

Luffy: That's sad....

Luffy:(smiles) Alright, once I become King! You'll never have to hide again!

Luffy: Because I'll protect you guys!

Black Bolt: Pft.

By that simple quiet chuckle, Black Bolt blasted Luffy across the room into a wall. For a moment, the King stared in shock, concerned he had hurt Luffy, however, his rubber body left him completely fine.

Luffy: Pfft! Shihihihih! Man, that was a super powerful laugh!

Luffy: But that was fun! Do it again! Oh, oh! Let's do Karaoke! We'd really rock the house!

Black Bolt:(smiles) [You're a strange boy.]

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!

(Elsewhere.....)

Sanji: Here, try this.

Luna: *slurp*

Luna:!

Luna: It's delicious!

Sanji: Not too spicy?

Luna:(shakes head)

Sanji: Alright. We'll now let the flavors settle and the food cool just a little bit.

Crystal: Luna!

Luna/Sanji:?

Rushing into the room, Crystal immediately ran up and hugged her daughter.

She then took quick notice of Sanji.

Luna: Mom!

Crystal: Who's this?

Luna: This Big Bro Sanji! I ran into him when I got scared and ran.

Luna: He came back with me to keep me safe and even cooked this SUPER yummy dish.

Sanji:(smirks) Sanji Vinsmoke. At your service, madame.

Crystal: What's this about a break in?

Sanji: I don't know the details. By the time I got here, they were gone.

Crystal: How do you know someone was here?

Sanji: Fingerprint on the outside of the window. That doesn't seem normal, now does it.

Sanji:(smirks) Perhaps we can discuss more over dinner? I just finished making it.

Crystal: I'm married.

Sanji:....

Sanji: Happily?

*Knock* *Knock*

Crystal:?

Sanji: Expecting someone?

Crystal: No...

Sanji: Then allow me.

Walking over to the door, Sanji opens it for the Maximoff family, to find Guido and the Cuckoo's.

Sanji/Guido:?

Sanji/Guido: You escaped?!

Sanji/Guido: No! I never got caught!

Phoebe: And us talking in sync was creepy?

Crystal: You know these people?

Sanji: I know the kid...

Guido; Hi!

Crystal:.... Kid...?

Sanji: These girls however... I would like to know very well.

Cuckoos: No.

Sanji: Huh? But-

Cuckoos: No.

Sanji: I didn't-

Cuckoos: Twin fantasies are an ick.

Sanji:....

Sanji: Ladies, excuse us for a moment.

Jumping up, Sanji wraps an arm around the tall Guido and drags him down the corridor to speak with him in private.

Sanji:(whispers) Why are you with a bunch of hot twins?

Guido;(whispers) They helped me out! And they're related to Miss Frost, so I have to return the favor.

Sanji:(whispers) Miss Frost? Emma Frost? You're telling me she's a real Milf?

Guido:(whispers) What's a milf?

Cuckoos: Alright, that enough. We'll be taking the girl now.

Sanji/Guido: What?

Sanji:!?

Cluching his head, Sanji feels an intense pain as the Cuckoo's attempt to control him, but when they realized his will power is too strong they made Guido put him in a choke hold.

Sanji is lifted off his feet as Luna, under the Cuckoo's control walks over to them, Crystal was left docile in her home.

Sanji: Agh!? Why do I always get the evil women!? It's not fair!

(Meanwhile....)

Robin, Tak and Kitty walk out of the royal palace and head towards the Helicarrier, mostly because of Tak's desire for his wheelchair.

Kitty: Huh?

But an individual caught the eye of Kitty.

Kitty: Hold on, stop!

Robin: What's wrong?

Kitty: It's Miss Grey! My teachers! What's she doing here?

Leaping off of Tak, Kitty races over to the red haired woman. Robin of course stops the ride and observed the woman. Through context clues, Robin knew that lady over there had to be an X-Men.

But something was off.

Tak: Hm? She's a teacher? With that outfit?

Kitty: Miss Grey! Miss Grey!

Jean Grey?: Hm?

Kitty;(smiles) Am I glad to see you!

Kitty: Listen, we got ourselves in a bit of trouble! Could you help us out?

Jean Grey?: Kitty Pryde.... Heh...

She turned to face Kitty. Her cape fluttering aside to reveal the lady to be in black tigh high leather boots, a thin thong, and a sling bra.

Kitty:!?

Kitty: By the way... What are you wearing? It's a bit... Much, Miss Grey....

Jean Grey?:(glares) It's not Grey... It's Madelyn Pryor.

(The Dark Side; Madelyn Pryor)
{Codename: The Goblin Queen}
[Mutation; Telekinetic Witchery]

Kitty: Oh, Sorry, I thought you were my teacher.

Madelyn:(smirks) Oh, I can teach you something alright.

Kitty: Huh-

Robin: Kitty!

With a tap to the head, Kitty was under the spell of the Goblin Queen.

Tak:.....

Tak:(crosses arms) I'm not getting my wheelchair back any time soon, am I?

TO BE CONTINUED.....

(Ending theme)