FiXing For Battle
Luffy and Yamato went flying for miles, only stopping once they hit the side of the far off mountain. Luffy, having made more skin contact with the ice bat was made blue from the cold, leaving him barely able to stretch. Yamato, shocked by the lighting of one of the godly hammers only now slowly regained full function of her body.
Not that far behind, Jane, Sif and the remaining D-Men were flying after them. Paige ripped the flesh off her legs to reveal legs of fire which she used to hover with Jane. Tak generated his "Super Wings" to fly with Jinbe. The rest had Robin's wings of hands to help them glide.
Reaching where Luffy and Yamato landed, they found not two unconscious warriors, but two standing champions glaring angrily back at Asgard with their arms crossed.
Luffy: If that giant blue jerk thinks she can just knock me away and say that's that...!
Luffy: SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!!!
Yamato: What a fool... Thinking such an attack would end us!?
Yamato: She'll come to regret her foolish decision when we take her life!!
Robin:(smiles) Not even hesitating to get back to the fight.
Jinbe:(smiles) Hmph. Even I understand when he's made up his mind, he'll stop at nothing until he's achieved it!
Sif:....
(Opening Theme)
With some convincing, Luffy and Yamato agreed to make a stop at the D-Carrier where the two can recover from the effects that ailed them.
Tak hooked wires onto Yamato's horns to drain the mystical electricity coursing through her body. Said wires connected to a blow-dryer which Tak used to warm up Luffy's body along with Paige who held her fire arm next to him.
Both Yamato and Luffy ate violently during this.
Jinbe: What do we know so far about our enemies?
Yamato: *munch* The Loki we fought seems to actually be his mother, a powerful frost giant with a body that can heal from any damage.
Sif: If Fenrir is here, then Hela is definitely involved. And responsible for Loki's "mother" .
Sif: That could also explain why Amora is on their side...
Jane: The Enchantress and Hela? That's a odd yet fitting combo.
Jinbe: What about that big monster?
Sif: Mangog. A fearsome foe that was born from the hate of a fallen race who challenged Odin... Even Thor had trouble with it.
Jinbe: Several powerful foes... Missing friends... And apparently three hammers of lightning.
Sif: I do not understand HOW there are three...
Jane: Mjolnir and Storm Breaker should be the only ones.
Tak: Well, I can confirm it. There are three hammers, which are definitely the sources of the electrical disturbances.
Yamato: Their plan is to use the hammers to destroy Asgard! So we must reclaim them!
Yamato: With the Mighty Thor and Beta-Ray Bill, our foes have zero hope of victory!
Robin: And the Third hammer?
Sif: Yes. We don't know if that hammer possesses an enchantment or not. There might be no way for anyone to wield it.
Jane: Not necessarily... If it has the same enchantment as the others, me or Bill can pick it up.
Jinbe: Then there's three things we must do. Save our friends, defeat the enemy and retrieve the hammers.
Jinbe: With those objectives in mind...
Jinbe: Tak! Is that first hammer we saw still in the dungeon?
Tak: Readings say, yes.
Jinbe: They likely didn't move their prisoner. So a team should go, save this Bill and give him back his hammer.
Jinbe: With that, we immediately gain a powerful ally.
Jinbe: Meanwhile, two teams will go after the other hammers. As a third finds our friends.
Sif: I actually might possess the power to find them. I'm however, not fully sure I can guarantee anything.
Jinbe: Assuming you can, then we can have the third team be a distraction as whoever saved Bill can go after our others friends.
Robin: Since Sorcery is at play, I shall go save this Bill. I might be able to undo the frost.
Paige: I don't know about magic... But I can make fire.
Luffy: I'm fighting that big blue jerk! Whatsitsname?!
Yamato: Farbauti...
Luffy: Fart-Booty!!! I'm kicking her ass!! The rest is up to you!
Jinbe: Since the city is large... I'll go with one you Asgardians to one hammer. Tak shall go with the other.
Jinbe: Luffy will easily cause a distraction when he goes after his target.
Jane: I know I cannot do much... But at least let me come along to save my hammer.
Tak: I like your Super spirit! If you wanna come, come at your own peril!
Robin: Then it's settled...
Sif: I shall try to find your allies...
Standing up, Sif leaves the kitchen, and heads for the flight deck to try and locate the missing D-Men.
There she held at her sword and focused. Her brother once was the guardian of the Bifrost, with the ability to see nearly everything. Now that she was the guardian, she now had the ability to do so as well, or at least should.
In truth, she's yet to be able to persistently activate this ability, let alone hold it for long. It was during one of her attempts to train it that she was attacked, setting off these current events.
Sif:(mind) Must... Do it... Must see... It... All!
Sif: Ugh....
Opening her eyes, she only saw the mark of the Bifrost, burned on the deck of the Carrier.
Sif:(mind) So it really was me...? I must have accidentally activated the Bifrost when struck... But... Why them...?
Luffy:(smiles) Did you find them?
Sif: Not yet...
Luffy: Hmm... Makes sense... You haven't even left the Carrier yet...
Sif: I don't need to leave to find them. If I can only control it for a moment... I can find nearly anyone across the Universe.
Luffy: Wow! Can you find a stag beetle? Those tiny jerks are hard as hell to find!
Sif: I probably could, *chuckles*.
Luffy: Then after this is over, let's go bug catching!
Sif: Sadly, my days of adventure are numbered. I have a duty to guard the Bifrost. And if this whole mess has taught me anything...
Sif: Is that I must improve! This travesty must never repeat again!
Luffy: That sounds boring...
Sif: Boring? It's an honor!
Luffy: A boring honor...
Sif:(deadpan stare)
Luffy: Don't you get breaks?
Sif: No. I stand and watch.
Luffy: THAT'S EVEN MORE BORING!!
Sif: Once I master the All-Sight I doubt I will get bored...
Luffy: Stand and watch...? You must be the most boring person in the world.... What about having fun?
Sif:(smirks) Hmph...
She shakes her head.
Sif: I've had enough fun for several hundred of your life times, boy.
Luffy: Oh?
Sif: Long ago, I left Asgard.... On my journey I found a small group of friends.
Sif: We got into many misadventures...*chuckles* You actually remind me of one of them.
Luffy: I do?
Sif: He had many names... But he was more famously known as "Joyboy".
Sif: He and most of the others are gone now.... The only issue with befriending mortals as an Asgardian... You outlive them.
Sif: *sigh*
Luffy: Yeah... I know what it's like to lose people... It stinks!
Luffy:(smiles) But moping around won't change anything. You gotta keep moving on! For everything you DO have left!!
Sif:(smiles) Don't worry. I know... But... Perhaps that reminder won't do me harm.
Luffy: Anyway... I'm going on ahead!
Luffy: I leave the rest to you and the others!
Sif: Just like that?
Luffy: Well... Yeah. I know my friends are super strong! I saw Yomama's toughness... And...
Luffy:(smiles) Well I just got a good feeling about you!
Luffy: Later, grandma!
Sif: "Grandma"?
Luffy:(smiles) Well you're old, aren't you? Shihihihih!!
Leaping off the D-Carrier, Luffy goes on ahead to fight Farbauti.
Sif: Little rascal....(Smiles)
Sif returns to trying to see all that there is. Now, she does so with a clear mind, soul, and heart.
(Elsewhere....)
Craig plotted out how he was going to humiliate Hela and save his friends as Farbauti entered the Bifrost in her Lady Loki form to report to the Goddess of Death who granted the frost giantess chance at revenge.
Hela: There are pest roaming that can foil your plan?
Farbauti: The pests I fought are dead. No mortal could survive that hit.
Hela: Yet, I sense no death...
Laura: *chuckles*
Farbauti: What's so funny, mortal?
Laura: With everything you just said, I know you fought my leader. Monkey D Luffy.
Laura: He's the man who will become the King Of Mutants. And if you think you can just knock him away and be done with it...
Laura: You made the greatest mistake of your life. He'll come back stronger, and kick your ass.
Farbauti: Hmph. I find you annoying. Shall I end your miserable-
Hela: If I wanted her dead, I would have slayn her.
Farbauti:?
Hela: You will clean up your mess. For if you fail, you'll find your return to Hel will be worse far worse then whence last you were there.
Farbauti: Tch.
She leaves Laura and Hela to continue their standoff.
Laura: Aww, did you grow attached?
Hela: I simply saw your potential... As a new pet.
Laura: In your dreams. I just need one opening, and these claws of mine are gonna chop you into pieces.
Laura:(mind) Hurry up, Craig!
(Elsewhere....)
Summoning all her forces, Farbauti scattered them to protect the hammers.
With the Enchantress, the resident Asgardians were left oblivious to what was going on. Farbauti left alone at the entrance of the castle could not fathom mortals being any threat to her plan.
As she discarded the thought, someone shouted.
Luffy: FART-BOOTY!!!!!!
Seeing an arm stretch past her, Farbauti turned around, looking down the stairs to see Luffy fly over towards her with his fist gun metal black.
*WHAM*
Punching her straight in the nose, Luffy knocks her into the castle.
Checking his hand, Luffy confirmed his hardening resisted the frost effects of touching the Frost Giant.
Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!
Farbauti: Tch! You'll regret that...
Stretching out his arm to a higher point, Luffy swung away as Farbauti leaped out of the castle in her giant form to attack Luffy.
Farbauti: I only need a few moments to end you. A moments more to end Asgard!
Luffy: Nu-uh! Because you aren't the only one with Giant power!
Swinging off the side of the castle, Luffy dives towards Farbauti who was ready to strike, yet not ready to be met with an attack equal to her size.
Luffy: "Gear Third"!!
*FUUUUUMP*
Farbauti: What in Yiggdrasil?!
Luffy:(smiles) You might be tough! But you're far from strong!!
Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Elephant Gun"!!!
*BLAM*
Farbauti:!!?
(Meanwhile....)
Jinbe and Sif went off together with Jane towards the location of one of the hammers. Jane rode on Jinbe's back as they approched on the location.
Sif: Are you certain those two friends of yours I saw can handle Hela? She's the Goddess of Death.
Jane: Yeah. She's no joke.
Jinbe: I might not know either them very deeply... But from what I do know...
Jinbe: Both Craig and Laura can't die easily. Laura also being the second strongest behind Luffy and Craig the craftiest of us all.
Jinbe: I believe they can handle the rescue.
(At the Bifrost....)
*SHATTER*
A Molotov cocktail crash in-between Laura and Hela, igniting the floor on fire. Neither even flintched at the explosion.
Craig then undid his invisibility, pulling his finger out of his mouth, having now coated it in his viscous spit made even thicker by all the candy he ate.
Craig: Lady Death sends her regards!
Craig: "Immortal Finger"!!!
He shoves his spit covered finger into Hela's ear and twists it.
*Twist*
*Twist*
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*Twist*
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She did not react. Hela had a blank stare on her face.
Laura: Craig.... That have better not been the plan you came up with.
Craig: Uhhh...
*Crunch*
Craig:!!?
Hela turns her head, breaking Craig's finger which he promptly removes.
Craig: Ow, ow, ow!
*SHUNK* *SHUNK* *SHUNK*
Magical blades pierced Craig's body, killing him near instantly. As his body drops to the ground, Hela and Laura don't even bat an eye.
Hela: Why didn't you jump to save him?
Laura: He of all people should realize that he doesn't need saving. Plus that stupid plan really pissed me off...
To be continued.....
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