For three days, Luffy flew across the earth. And so did the rest of his friends.

The Future King Of Mutants flew towards Antarctica. Upon finally crashing, Luffy awoke in the middle of a jungle. With a strange tropical weather, Luffy could only assume he was somewhere in the tropics, but little did he know that he was currently standing upon a land ancient, and filled with more lore than any other continent.

Monkey D Luffy was in The Savage Lands.

Luffy: Huh? I'm alive...?

Luffy:!

Luffy: That means the others are too! Whoooo!

*Grumble*

Luffy: Man... I'm starving... I gotta find something to eat before finding a way out of this place.

Luffy turns to a triceratops glaring at him, dragging one of its feet to get a strong footing before charging. The young mutant licked his lips as he saw what was in front of him, not as something to awe over which the average person would at seeing a should be extinct creature, no. Luffy saw a snack.

He was going to eat the dinosaur. He quickly succeeded in eating the dinosaur.

Only bones remained of the poor dinosaur. And with his tummy large, Luffy looked for his next meal.

Luffy: Oooh! Mushrooms!

Luffy: *munch*

Luffy: *gulp*

Luffy: Bleh!?

Luffy fell unconscious, foaming at the mouth as several mushrooms grew across his body.

*Step*

*snap*

*rustle*

*step*

???: Hm?

(Opening Theme)

Luffy: Zzzz.... Zzzz...

Behind a cage, wearing nothing but bandages, Luffy slept with dozens of women staring at him with interest. They all wore primitive leather and fur clothing and had a large snake or other creature around them.

(Pop)

Luffy: Hm?

Woman: He's up!

Getting up, Luffy groggliny scratched his tummy as he looked around.

Luffy: Hm? Where am I?

Woman: You're in the city if Amazing Lilly in the Savage Lands.

(Found Daughter Of the Amazon; Paige Elisabeth Guthrie)
{Nicknamed; Husk}
[Mutation; Skin Shedding]

Luffy: How'd I get here?

Paige: My squad found you, after you consumed some poisonous mushrooms.

Luffy: Mushrooms... *Yawn*... I'm hungry...

The women tossed food into his cage.

Luffy:(smiles) Whoa! Thanks for the food!

Without hesitation, began stuffing his face full of food, fascinating the women who have never seen someone eat more than the biggest beast here.

Reporter Lady: Man! Man! Tell us, what is this rectangular box?

Luffy: Hm?

She holds out a phone Luffy completely forgot he had. The screen was completely destroyed, there was no possible way for him to use it to call or answer a call. However, Tak's translator app was still installed, and the phone worked well enough to still translate other languages until the battery ran out.

Luffy: It's a broken phone.

Luffy: Hm? Why am I naked?

Paige: Here. He prepared some clothes for you.

Tossing a blue sleeveless shirt, his straw hat and shorts, Luffy put them on and finished the rest of his food.

Luffy: Thanks! Can I get out now? I gotta go find my friends!

Paige: No. Men aren't allowed on the island. You being here is a crime. The empress will come to pass judgment once she returns.

Luffy: What!? Nah, I'm going to just leave!

Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Volcano"!!!

*WHAM*

Women:!?!

Kicking the ceiling off, Luffy leaps out of his cage and onto the roof of a nearby building.

Woman 2: After his life was saved, this is the thanks he shows!?

Woman 3: Get him!

Luffy: Oh!?

Using their snakes like bows, they fire arrows at Luffy who dodged the first barrage and went off running. Dashing across the roof, Luffy was knocked off when one of the Amazon women fired an arrow that expoded him off. Luffy saved himself by stretching out his arm, grabbing a ledge and swinging like Spidey to the streets below, where he could continue to run.

Luffy:!!

Stretching out his arm, Luffy snatches a big plate of meat which he ate along the way.

Luffy: *munch*

Luffy: Ah~

Paige, having cut him off, lands in front of him. Luffy seeing this stops running, but his momentum carried him forward. His feet grinded against the street as Marguerite aimed an arrow.

*Fump*

Luffy: Wha!?

Backflipping, Luffy avoided the attack.

Luffy: Hey! You gave me food, so I don't want to hurt you! So just let me go!

Paige: Coming on this island without permission is a crime.

Luffy: I didn't choose to come here!!

Paige: But you did.

*RIIIIP*

She rips her skin off and as a result her clothing, revealing her body underneath was now made of a firey substance. Like the Human torch, she flew across the air to reach Luffy. Paige made a sphere of fire which she swung at Luffy.

Luffy:!?

Reaching out his hand, Luffy grabbed Paige with a gun metal black hand, and tosses her aside.

*Crash*

Luffy:(looks at hand) This again...

(Meanwhile....)

A Warlord returned home on her ship. Beside her vessel, was a S.W.O.R.D vessel, which came to take her to the execution. Boa Hancock of course responded by turning the whole crew into stone.

Upon her arrival, the women who weren't chasing Luffy were giving Boa and her crew a warm welcome back.

Boa: Hmph. Clear the way!

Woman: Ahhh~! She looking so down on us that she needs to lean back!

Woman 2: Clear the way! Clear the way!

Like a fashionista on the catwalk, Boa strutted to the bathhouse. But along the way, the elder of the island joined her.

Elder: Boa, you've returned. I've read the messages the outside world has sent. What are you doing here?

Elder; You could lose your title if you don't join the execution.

Boa: I do what I desire. No one commands me.

Elder: Think of your people! We are safe as long as you're their Warlord.

Boa: Are you questioning my decision?

Elder: That's wasn't my-

*WHAM*

Kicking the old lady aside, everyone stared at her with shock.

Boa: It's alright everyone.... Because... I. Am. Beautiful!

Posing, she caused everyone around her to blush. Without question, they forgave her and she continued to the bathhouse which kicked everyone out who was already there. For by law, the Empress could only bathe alone. For she and her sisters were "cursed". If anyone saw them naked, they would die.

*RIIIP*

Ripping off her burning skin, Paige revealed Rhino-like hide along with a horn.

Luffy: Whoa! You're so cool!

*BAM*

Punching Luffy, she sends her flying into the air. Unaffected by physical attacks, Luffy simply streched out his arm and pulled himself onto the talles building.

Luffy: Hugh!

*STOMP*

Luffy: Alright, this is a good tall place to look for a way-

*CRASH*

His heavy stomp on the roof caused it to cave in. Luffy dropped down.

*SPLASH*

Boa:!?!

Luffy: Whaaa! Water! I can't swim- oh, it's shallow.

Luffy stands up, and see the most beautiful woman in the world, naked, in front of him.

Boa:(mind) A man!?

Luffy:.... Yo.

Boa: Did you see it? My back?

Luffy:(nods)

Boa: Tch! You've chosen death....

Luffy: Whoa, whoa! Hold on!

Boa: I'd rather die then let anyone see what my sister's and I have on our backs!!

Standing up, Boa creates a hearts shape with her hands.

Boa; "Love-Love Beam~"

Luffy:!?!

.....

.....

.....

Luffy:?

Luffy: Nothing happened...

Boa:!?!

Boa: "Love-Love Beam"!!!

Nothing occurred.

Boa proceeded to blow kisses, to pose, but none of it worked. Her beauty that could turn people to stone had no effect on Luffy whose will power and simple lack of interest in romance made him immune to her mutant powers.

Boa: I-Impossible!!

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! You're weird.

Boa: Urghk!?!

*Crash*

Snake woman: Sister, we-

Boa: Take him in!!

Luffy:!?

Ensnared by the Snake women, Luffy was captured once again.

(Later....)

Paige and her squad who found Luffy were presented to Boa within the islands arena. Luffy sat in chains as the Empress glared at the ones who brought Luffy in.

Paige: Empress, please understand-

Boa: Why are you naked?

Paige:!?

Paige realized she came naked, after having ripped of her cloths along with her skin. Though now, she was back to her normal self she hadn't been given the time to change.

Paige: M-My cloths were lost during the battle...

Paige: Empress, understand, we didn't know he was a man at first. They were in trouble so-

Boa: The weak are ugly. The Strong are beautiful. That is the law. You should have let them die.

Luffy: Hey! Go easy on them!

Snake woman: Silence!

Paige: Empress, please understand!

Boa: Are you telling me what to do?

Paige: N-no!

Boa: Enough exuses!

Standing up she slicks back her hair. The act was so sexual, Paige and her squad were turned to stone by Boa's beauty.

Luffy:!?

Standing up, Luffy ran up to the now stone ladies.

Luffy: What'd ya do to them!?

Boa: I turned them to stone...

Luffy: Turn them back! They only helped me, they did nothing wrong!

Boa: Hmph. Helping you is wrong.

Boa: Amazon Lily is the last surviving tribe on the Savage Lands for a reason.

Boa: Now... Man... It's time for your punishment.

Luffy: Turn them back first!

Boa: You should be more concern for yourself.... Sisters!

(Gorgon Sisters)

(Boa Marigold)
(Boa Sandersonia)

[Mutation; Snake]

Boa: Trial by combat. You must defeat my sisters to live.

Luffy: Grrr.... I don't have time for this. I've gotta get out if here!

Marigold: The only way out is through us!

Luffy: Hmph! Fine!

*SHATTER*

Breaking his chains, Luffy gets immediately attacked by the two snake sisters, swinging their tails, they launch Luffy along with the petrified ladies behind him.

Luffy:!??

Stretching out his arms, Luffy caught his petrified saviors. Catching the ledge of the arena, he pulls hims and the ladies to safety.

Boa:(mind) What is he doing!?

Luffy: Oi! Be careful! You could have shattered them!

Sandersonia: What do you care?!

Luffy: These ladies saved and fed me! That makes them my friends!

*Pump*

*Pump*

*Pump*

*Tssssss*

Luffy: I'll end this quickly.... "Gear Second"!!!

*WOOOSH*

Marigold/Sandersonia:!?

Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Jet Double Pistol"!!!

Punching both sisters, Luffy knocks them over. Upon landing, he found their tails both swinging towards him. Quickly leaping away, Luffy found Sandersonia to be quite fast herself, slithering around Luffy to attack.

Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Jet Whip"!!

Spinning around, Luffy kick away Sandersonia and landed. But looking behind Luffy found a blob of venom having gotten spat towards him.

Leaping aside, Luffy watched as the venom melted through the stone.

Luffy:!

Marigold came swinging with her giant axe. Luffy with increased speed, was able to dodge the attacks, until Sandersonia snuck up from behind and wraped him up with her tail.

Marigold: It's over now! Your beheading shall begin!!

Luffy: Oh no!

As he struggled, Luffy managed to free an arm whilst Marigold swung her axe.

Luffy:(mind) The blade is going to chop me up! Unless... I try using that new thing my body does!

He focuses on the feeling that he felt when he had turned his arm gun metal black.

*Shunnn*

Luffy: HIYA!!!

*SHATTTER*

With a black arm, Luffy with his one free hand punched the axe and shattered it.

Everyone:!?

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! So cool!

Luffy: Now to break out!

Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Jet Pistol"!!

*WHAM*

Sandersonia: Gyah!?

Punching her in the eye, Luffy managed to stun her enough to squeeze out of her grip.

Luffy: "Gum-Gum; Jet Stamp Gatling"!!!

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

With a barrage of kicks, Luffy knocked Sandersonia to the edge.

Marigold: Take this! *Spits*

Luffy: Hmph!

*WOOSH*

Dodging, Marigold's Venom landed on Sandersonia's back, knocking her over the edge towards the pit of spikes. With her large body, she managed to grab hold of the ledge of the audience balcony to stop herself from falling. Her thick snake skin prevented the venom from hurting her, but her cloths were easily burned through.

Luffy:!

Luffy leaped onto her back, hugging her tightly.

Sandersonia:!?

Sandersonia: Let go of me, man!

Woman 2: What a barbarian!

Woman 4: He's taking advantage of her, unbelievable!

As the audience threw stuff at Luffy, Sandersonia tried shaking him off.

Sandersonia: Sister! Knock him off!

Marigold: I... Can't.... Your back is exposed! If I knock him off...!

Sandersonia/Boa:!?

Luffy:(whispers) Stop moving! Your sister rather die then let anyone see your backs, right?

Sandersonia: Why....?

Luffy:(whispers) I just want to leave, find my friends and save my brother. I don't want to fight you guys!

Luffy:(whispers) Your food is great and you all have cool snake bows! I'd rather be your friend!

Boa:(mind) This man....

Boa: Everyone out! The fight is over!

The audience evacuates the arena, leaving only the sisters, the petrified, and Luffy. Boa, the empress glared at Luffy intensely. She wanted a win over Luffy who's only acted innocent and noble so far. Her preconceived view on men demanded to see his "true colors" but his deeds did have earned forgiveness.

Boa: *sigh*

Boa: Luffy, was it?

Luffy: Yep! Monkey D Luffy, future King Of Mutants!

Boa: The mark on our backs... You saved my sister from revealing hers to our people. Why?

Luffy: Because it seems important to you all for some reason.

Luffy: I don't really care why...

Luffy: Undo your spell or whatever you did to them!

He points at Paige and the others.

Boa:(smirks) Are you sure that's what you want?

Luffy:?

Boa:(smirks) You also wish to leave, correct? Well you can only ask one thing of me for that one deed.

Boa: Transport out of here... Or undoing my petrifaction.

Boa:(mind) Go on now. Show me the selfish side of-

Luffy:(smiles) You'll undo the stone thing? Oh, thank you! You're pretty cool!

Boa:!?

Marigold: Are you sure?

Luffy: Yeah! They helped me and gave me food! That makes them my friends! And I always help my friends!

Sandersonia: Really?

Luffy: Man! You guys hearing must suck! YES! FREE THEM!

Boa:!!!!?

Boa: Urk!

*Snap*

The squad was returned to flesh.

Paige:!?

Paige: What happened...?

*SMACK*

Paige:!!?

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! You really are back to flesh!

Having patted Paige on the back with his open palm a little too hard, the naked Amazon hunched over in pain.

Paige: Urghhhh....!?

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!

Boa:(mind) This man....

With the matter settled, Luffy was able to join the Amazons in their feast. There Luffy was able to introduce singing and dancing and in general, partying. Though he himself quickly got annoyed by the women constantly pulling on his rubber skin.

Paige, thankful, quickly made herself his bodyguard. Her only curiosity about Luffy was about the outside world.

Paige: What's it like in the outside world?

Luffy: It's pretty cool!

Paige: Like winter?

Luffy; Hmmmm... Depends where and when.

Paige; Ohhh...

Marigold: Luffy!

Luffy: I'm Luffy!

Marigold: The Empress wishes to see you.

Luffy: Hm?

Grabbing a large piece of meat, Luffy went with Marigold. Paige wanted to escort, but she was refused. The matter was too private to let anyone even wait outside the door.

Luffy was brought to Boa's room, where she waited on her bed, wearing nothing but a robe. Besides the two, Boa's sisters were present.

Luffy: Sup.

Luffy:(snacks on meat)

Boa: I brought you here... Because you confuse me.

Boa: I wish to show you something.... Explain it... And see your reaction.

She takes off her robe. Luffy doesn't bat an eye and continued to snack on his meat. Boa then turned around, moved her hair, and showed her back, revealing a tattoo.

Boa: Do you know what this is?

Luffy:(tilts head) A footprint?

Boa: It's a branding... You see, when my sisters and I were young...

Boa: We captured and made into slaves....

Boa: It was only because of a chance accident that we were given a chance to escape...

Luffy:....

Boa: Now that you know our horrible secret... That we used to be slaves.

Boa: You must think less of us now... Don't you?

Luffy: Huh? What are you talking about?

Luffy:(smiles) I don't care.

Sisters:??!

Boa: But why? We-

Luffy: Man, you all really need to get your ears checked.

Luffy: I don't care what you were in the past. You're pretty cool in my book right now.

Luffy:(smiles) And that's all I care about.

Boa:!!!?

Boa:(smiles) Heh... I like you.

Luffy:(smiles) Come on! Join the feast! I'm not the best singer, but I can sing "Sway" pretty well!

Boa lies down on her bed, placing her arm over her eyes.

Boa: P-Perhaps next time.... I feel a fever coming on...

Luffy;(smiles) Alright, later Handrock!

Luffy leaves the room, as Boa's sisters approch to see her face was red as a tomato.

To be continued.....

(Ending theme)