The city was familiar like any earth capital, filled with people and tourist alike. The most alien thing about it was the people around them. Several were quite human-like, if only a different color, others had strange proportions, animal-like features, and a few look to be made of some form of element.

As Mutants, Luffy, Robin and Lila didn't quite find it bizzare.

Luffy: Whoa! Look at that guy! He looks like a tree!

Robin:(smiles) And he has a little racoon friend.

Lila: I feel SO high being in this city. Did I take any drugs?

Robin: Not that I'm aware of...

Luffy: *sniff* *sniff*

Luffy: I smell weird meat... *Sniff* hmmm... There! Near the big cube!!

Robin: Let's see if we can-

Upon turning to where Luffy was pointing, Robin forgot to speak, to even breath, for the large twelve by twelve by twelve meter cube standing balance on one of its corners, was something she recognized quite well.

An artifact she chased once upon a time to search for a higher reason as to why Mutants exist.

Robin: A Poneglyph...?

Lila: A pony? Where?

Robin: No, no. A Poneglyph!

Almost matching Luffy's speed to the cube, the trio stood in front of it.

Luffy joined the other two with several sticks of meat he had procured, Lila stood confused on what was so special about the cube.

Lila: Are you a fan of geometry?

Robin: No... I come from a clan of gypsies that traveled and gathered knowledge.

Robin: This right here, is what's called a Poneglyph. A cube chisled with history forgotten or never recorded...

Luffy: *munching*

Robin: This one here... It speak about a group called Celestials... How they traveled across the universe... Along with some knowledge of "Infinity Stones".

Robin:!

Robin: But this is most fascinating! It says on the final side...

Robin: One of the Celestial's joyfully chased the others as they broke off to continue their experiments.

Lila: What does that mean...?

Robin: I don't know... Yet.

Robin: But if a Poneglyph exsists out here, in the same language as the ones on earth, then there must be something I missed!

Robin: Perhaps not all the Poneglyphs were found...?

Alien: You interested in the cube?

Robin/Luffy/Lila:?

Alien: Then you's should head to the Nova Corp main base. They got another one of them cube's as decoration.

Robin: Truly? Thank you so much.

Alien: You can thank me by paying for all the product your friend stole.

Luffy: *Munch* *munch*

Luffy: *gulp* Sure! How much?

Alien: 200 credits.

Robin: I don't believe we have your type of currency?

Lila: Ho-ho-ho-ho! Quite a pickle we're in!

Alien: !?

Alien: That laugh... You're Lila Cheney! From those random broadcast! You're a super star!

The trio suddenly found all eyes on Cheney.

(Opening Theme)

Sanji strolled around the city, seeing the alien women brought great joy to the chief. As his fantasies were coming true by the minute, Sanji became distracted by a farmers market set up in the area. The ingredients there entiesed the cook to focus on them.

Of course he smiled and winked at every lady he passed, Sanji mainly focused on bartering.

Offering random things he had on him, Sanji actually managed to get himself something to bring back.

On his way back to the jet to drop off the ingredients, Sanji was immediately distracted by his sixth sense of love. He spotted two ladies that seemed the complete opposite.

One was blue, metal was used to customize this cyborg. She had a cold and serious expression. Stern as a military woman, Sanji found the type of beauty she was enticing as a human lady in a position of authority.

(The Cyborg Terminator; Nebula Titan)

Though no one would ever guess, the green woman beside her was her sister. The only thing the two shared in common was their stern expression. Everything else couldn't be more different. Skin color aside, this lady wore quite little which Sanji simply couldn't ignore. This emerald maiden wore something more tribalistic versus the sisters futuristic.

(The most dangerous woman in the galaxy; Gamora Zen Whoberi Ben Titan)

Sanji:!!

Sanji: *gulp*

Sanji:(mind) Like the old man used to say... The first step in the recipe for love is shooting your shot.

Sanji:(mind) But damn it, I should have kept the suit on, instead of going all Hawaiian... Oh well...

Bringing out his confidence, Sanji approached the extraterrestrial women, unaware of the spiteful glare on him.

Gamora: We should make our way back. Quill just informed me that Thanos's ship was spotted-

Sanji:(smiles) Aloha.

A sword is put to Sanji's neck whilst Nebula points her hand, the palm opening to reveal a gun.

Nebula: Get lost.

Sanji: I'm sorry, but I cannot. I swore to my mother that when I saw a lady that made my heart skip a beat, I would-

From the shadows, the predator pounced, hugging Sanji's arm and pressing herself against him to kill any chance with these ladies.

Laura: There you are! I thought I lost you!

Sanji: L-Laura!? Wh-what are you-!?

Laura: Sorry about him! We got seperate and he has a tendency of asking people for directions.

Gamora: It's fine.

Sanji:(blushing) W-wait, it's not what it looks like!

The sisters leave, as Laura uses herself to anchor Sanji in place as he tries to run after them. But once they were out of sight, Sanji deflated.

Slumping, Sanji glanced at Laura who immediately threw him over his shoulder.

*Woooooosh*

Flipping in the air, Sanji landed on his feet.

Sanji:(blushing) Wh-what's your deal!?!

Laura: That's what you get for leaving before I got to quip back at you!

Sanji:(blushing) Who do you think you are, h-hugging me like that... Fork hands!

Laura:?

Tilting her head, Laura stared confused at Sanji who hadn't turned to face her whilst yelling, but instead kept his back towards her after landing.

Laura: Where you looking, curly brows?

Sanji: I.... Uhm... Forget it!

Sanji: I've gotta find those ladies and clear up this misunderstanding!

In the direction they walked away, Sanji ran in search for Gamora and Nebula. Laura clicked her tounge, for she forgot to give him the insult she came up with after their last bicker-session.

Laura: So blonds really are idiots!

(Meanwhile with Team Tourist....)

A massive battle cruiser descend from the sky as Kitty, Guido, and Craig played tourist and went around the city. Finding interesting places and taking pictures, and accidentally ignoring the actual tourist attractions in the city, team tourist found themselves on a hill overlooking the Nova Corp HQ.

Kitty: A lot of helmet heads there... I think they might be the police here.

Guido: Do you think they sell souvenir helmets? It would be so cool to wear one!

Craig: Hm?

A large figure walks down a path towards the Nova Corp HQ, with eighteen Nova Corp members surrounding him.

Craig recognized the purple giant. He was one of the biggest threats the earth has seen, his face, thanks to the media, was hard not to find.

Craig: Th-th-th!?

Kitty: What's up with you?

Craig: Uhhhh...*clears throat*

Craig: The group picture! Let's take one!

Guido: But the group isn't together....

Craig: Then let's call them and....

Lady Death caught Craig's attention. From afar, she waved  at him.

Craig: Ugh.... I'm going to do something stupid... I'll be back.

Craig runs off, leaving Kitty and Guido confused.

Kitty: Weird...

Guido; Should we follow?

Kitty: Yeah... I don't trust any of us to do something stupid... Come on.

Behind a corner, Craig watched Thanos get led into the Nova Corp. Watching as two people were left to guard. Craig failed to notice Kitty and Guido leaning above him as he peeked around the corner on the ground.

Craig: Hmmmm...

Guido:(whispers) What are you looking at?

Craig:(whispers) A way to get in. Security seems tight.

Kitty:(whispers) And Pray tell, why would you want to do that?

Craig:(whispers) Be-

Craig:!?!

Craig pushed them away from the corner so they could discuss things more clearly.

Craig: Why are you guys here?!

Kitty: Luffy is the only one who's allowed to do something stupid. Mostly because no one could stop him....

Kitty: Now start talking. What are you up to?

Craig: Alright... I might have accidentally made a deal with Death to break up with Thanos for her...

Guido: D-Death? As in the Grim Reaper!?

Kitty: Hmm... Alright... Uhmm...

Kitty: HOW!?

Craig: I don't know! I was promised some kind of ability and failure meant something bad, I don't know, I've already repressed most of it....

Kitty: Ugh... Alright. Hold on a second.

Twisting the side of her headphones like a safe lock. Kitty then twistes it onto Robin's private channel to have a conversation with the lady who they didn't realize was sixteen feet above them, inside the Nova Corp HQ.

Kitty: Robin? It's me Kitty. Where are you right now?

Robin:(coms) Uhmmmm... Occupied. What's wrong?

Kitty: Craig made a deal with Death.

Craig:(rubs head)

Kitty: How bad is that?

Robin:(coms) Death?! Oh my... Breaking such a deal would be problematic...

Kitty: Is there some kind of astral lawyer we can call?

Robin:(coms) What is the deal?

Kitty: Uhh... Psst, Craig, what's the deal again?

Craig: Breaking up with Thanos for her.

Kitty: Breaking up with Thanos for Death?

Robin:(coms) That simple? I think you can handle it. Right?

Kitty: Leave it to us.

Ending the call, Kitty phases Craig and Guido into the Nova Corp building just as Gamora and Nebula enter with Sanji spotting them doing just that and Laura not far behind. Meanwhile, on the floor above Team tourist, Robin turned to see Lila with a guitar-like instrument and Luffy about to sing as loudly as he could into a microphone.

*Zuuut*

Nova Grunt:?

Robin/Luffy/Lila:?

Nova Grunt:.....

Robin: That's Lila Cheney, the entatainer. I'm her manager, and that's her bodyguard.

Luffy: Hm? Where?

Nova Grunt: Ah, apologize. With the Mad Titan in the building, I guess we need to do everything to keep him from throwing a fit.

Nova Grunt: He's entered the building and is being seated.

Robin: Ah. I see. She'll be right down.

Lila: Ho-ho-ho-ho! I'll be sure to put on a show. Just make sure the ladies are ready.

Nova Grunt: Uhm, yes ma'am.

*Zuut*

The guard leaves, and the half listening Luffy turns to Robin.

Luffy: Who's this Mad Simon? And why is he so mad?

Robin: Thanos.

Luffy:....

Robin:(smiles) Don't worry about it. Let's just sneak around a little to find that Poneglyph.

Luffy: You do that, I'm going exploring.

Robin: *chuckles* Alright. Have fun.

Luffy: I will!

Lila: If I'm going to put on a show, I better get ready.

Luffy's group seperated, scattering around the Nova HQ which was slowly filling with more and more D-Men.

The future King Of Mutants wandered the halls until catching the scent of food. On instinct he followed it to a massive room repurposed as a dining room. The only man there stared at Luffy, who casually took a plate and filled it whilst drool dripped from his mouth.

He had no idea what most of the stuff was, but it smelled good.

Taking a seat beside the Mad Titan, Luffy began eating wildly with no sense of manners.

???: Hmph.

(The Mad Titan; Thanos)

Thanos: You dare sit in my daughter's seat?

Luffy: *munch* *munch*

Luffy: *GULP* Hm? You say something?

Thanos:(glare)

Luffy: Oof! You look super angry.... OH!

Luffy: You must be Mad Simon! Shihihihih! What's up?

Luffy: My name is Monkey D. Luffy! I'm going to be the King Of The Mutants!

Thanos:.... Heh. "King of the Mutants"? That applies you'd be my king.

Thanos: And I, Thanos, serve no king.

Luffy: Wait, you're a mutant? Oh, no wonder you look so weird, Simon!

Luffy: *munch*

Luffy: Say... *Munch* are you going to eat that?

*Slap*³

The faint echo of three people facepalming could be heard. Thanos glanced at where it came from to find the culprits already hiding behind the corner.

Kitty:(whispers) Of course Luffy beat us to him! Ugh, it doesn't look like he has those Infinity Stones, but that doesn't mean he isn't tough.

Guido:(whispers) Infinity Stones?

Kitty:(whispers) I once got Logan taking about him... The Infinity Stones are these all powerful gems if put together could let you do anything.

Thanos: Come on out. I know you're there.

Luffy: Hm? Who's there, Simon?

Kitty:(whispers) You're up!

Craig:!?

Shoved out of the corner, Craig's eyes meet Thanos's.

Craig: *gulp*

Luffy:(waves) Yoo! Craig! What are you doing here?

Craig:!

Craig:(mind) That's right! Luffy's here! I've got nothing to worry about!

With confidence restored, Craig smirked as he strolled over to Thanos who only had a dark stare to give him.

Craig: Mr. Thanos, sir. I come before you today as a representative of Death.

Raising a brow, Thanos's attention was caught.

Craig: She has a message for you.

Thanos:.....

Craig: *coughs* So... She wanted you to know...

Craig: You and her? It's just not working out anymore... You see, the spark is dead. But it's not your fault!

Craig: No, no! Don't think for a second that you're the problem. She's just changed as a person...

Craig: It's her, not you... But don't worry, there are plenty of ladies in the universe.

Gamora and Nebula enter the room, but freeze in shock at seeing Luffy splattering food onto Thanos from his messy eating, and Craig putting a hand on Thanos's to try and "comfort" him.

Craig: See them? They're pretty cute, aren't they?

Thanos: My daughters... You've arrived.

Craig: Oh... Daughters... We'll uhm... You wouldn't happen to be from Space Alabama?

Thanos: Hmph.

Raising his hands in front of Luffy and Craig, he flicks them into the walls.

*CRASH*                          *CRASH*

Thanos: Daughter, please, sit.

Nebula:(whispers) Who the hell were they?

Gamora:(whispers) I don't know. But let's do what we can to salvage this and figure out where the Stones are.

Craig: *GASP*

Craig: Ow!

Craig: Y-you shouldn't hurt the messenger!

Thanos: Silence, human. I don't believe a word you say. I know you're one of Deadpool's little "pranks".

Craig:!?

Craig: The hell does Deadpool have anything to do with you...?

Craig;(mind) Ugh... Damn it! How am I going to get through to him!?

*BANG*

Shooting Craig, Nebula and Gamora sit next to the man they wish they could kill.

Nebula: Enough distractions. Father, we are here to discuss an important thing.

♪Drrring♪

Gamora: Oh, what now!?

Lila: Don't mind me... I'm here to serenade you lovely folks.

Lila: Since I'm not sure I'm going to be paid, I shall sing you all a parody of SpongeBob's "Ripped Pants"... Called...

Lila: "Your panties"

Gamora: Leave! Now!

Luffy: Hey!

Joining the table, Luffy waves a stick of meat at Gamora.

Luffy: Let her play! Her songs are great! And they'll definitely liven up this party!

Nebula: This is not a party!

Luffy: Not yet! Lila! Kick it!

Lila: "And now she won't spare a glance.... All because, I asked her to show me some panties."♪

*SLAM*

Several Nova soldier were kicked through the door. Sanji raced in and flipped across the room onto the table.

Laura catches up, but gives up to enjoy him making a fool of himself.

Luffy:(waves)

Laura:(waves)

She joins Luffy's side.

Sanji: Ladies... I can't let her lies stand.

Sanji: To set the record straight, I'm not in a relationship... I wasn't lost... But in fact...

Sanji: The winds of fate lead me to you two!

Thanos:....

Luffy: Sanji! Can you make this stuff later!?

Sanji: Hm? Luffy? Why are you sitting next to the pretty blue lady!?

Luffy:(turns to Laura) Laura doesn't look sad at all.

Laura:(points at Nebula)

Luffy:?

Nebula:(glares) Who the hell are you people?!

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! You must be Baldies sister!

Sanji grabs a plate and sits next to Gamora.

Sanji: Hey, I love your outfit... Did you buy it? Make it...? Is it a custom job? Because I think it's just what my team's female uniforms need-

Kitty:(in the distance) Fuck no!

Guido:(in the distance) *gasp* You swore!

Nebula: They're multiplying....!?

Kitty/Guido:!!?

Kitty and Guido hide back behind the corner. Robin then enters with a box sized Poneglyph in her arms.

Luffy:(smiles) Robin, you made it to the party!

Nebula: THIS ISN'T A PARTY, YOU FOOLS!!!

Luffy: Of course it is, stupid! There's music, food and my friends! This is a party!

Thanos: I've tolerated this nonsense long enough.

Gamora/Nebula:!?

Thanos stands up. Cracking his neck. The popping was as loud as gun fire. Everyone besides Luffy got up, ready to fight on mere instinct alone.

Thanos: Understand, there shall be consequences for-

*Thwip* *Thwip*

Thanos: Hm?

Craig, behind Thanos, webbed himself to his pants.

Craig: THIS IS FROM LADY DEATH! SHE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!

*CLICK-CLICK*

Clicking his heels, Craig activated the jet boots and suddenly, with great lift, went uppward.

His plan was to suplex Thanos. However, luck was not on his side.

*Riiiiiiip*

Everyone:!?!

*Crash*

Giving Thanos a wedgie before his pants ripped, Craig's arms dislocated. Mr. Immortal then crashed through the ceiling. He had definitely succeeded in getting Thanos to listen to him, in the worst possible way.

Luffy:... Pft! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! He got you good, Simon!!!

He pointed and laughed.

(Several minutes later....)

Tak: Hm♪ mh♪ hm hm♪.

*

Doot doot*

Tak: Hm?

Noticing that the jet had returned, Tak found the whole team bursting into the bridge, roughed up.

Luffy: BAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!

Kitty: GO! GO! GO!

Tak: What's wrong-

*Rumble*

Sanji/Robin/Kitty/Guido: GOOOOOOO!!

Tak made the Carrier head away from Thanos's attacking ship. The others made Lila immediately teleport across the galaxy back to their Solar system. Though the forced transport did cause them to miss the mark a bit.

Tak: What happened!?

Luffy:(crying) Bahaha! Aaahahaha!!

Craig holds up the pants still webbed to his hands.

Craig:(whisper) I...I... I....

Kitty: We.... Might have just caused the next invasion on earth...

Luffy: BAHAHA! CRAIG- HAHAHA! HE- HAHAHA-SIMON-BAHAHA!!!

Craig:....

Laura: Tch!

Smacking them both, Laura leavs the bridge.

Craig awoke in Death's domain, with a traumatized gaze. Lady Death herself was holding back her laughter.

Death: Pfft... You went above and beyond, Mr. Immortal.

Rubbing his head, Death sat down on her ethereal couch.

Craig: S-So I'm not going to limbo or something? I completed the deal?

Death: Hm? Ohhhh, haha... The handshake thing? I was joking. Nothing would have happened if you failed.

Death: Just my utter disrespect for you.

Craig:.... Oh.... I would like to go now....

Death; Yes. In a moment...

Death: First things first. Your reward. A little boon from me to you.

She extends her hand, pointing at Craig. Twisting her arm, palm side up, Death curls her fingers. The distance between the two shrinks until Craig was inches away from Death's face. Chills ran down his spine as Lady Death scratched his chin.

Craig: I-I have a girlfriend....

Death: Shhh....

Forcing his head to the side, Death gave a kiss to his cheek, and whispered into his ear.

Death: Until next time, Mr. Immortal~

TO BE CONTINUED....

(Ending theme)