*BRVOOOM*

Through the super genius of Tak and a little help from the rockstar Lila, the D-Men successfully mimicked the energy highway of the Bifrost. Key word being "mimicked", what they made by all means was a bootleg bifrost, and by nature of being a copy it was a bumpy ride.

Luffy:(smiles) WHOOOOO!!!

*SPARK*

D-Men: WHAAAAAAAA!!??

*SPARK*

Tak: We lost all propulsion! We're going to crash!!

Craig: SAVE US THOR!!!!!

Tak: Us? SAVE THE SHIP!

Laura: Stop yelling and hold onto something, dip-shit!

Kitty: Way ahead of you!

Laura: Not me!!!

Luffy enjoyed the ride, whilst the others were going through several phases of panic. Kitty held onto Laura for dear life, Craig and Guido were hugging the control panel to anchor themselves, as Jinbe had an arm hooked around a railing. Tak generated his Super Kicks to magnatize himself to the metal deck. Paige ripped off her skin and clothes to reveal a new diamond body. Lila played the theme song for their impending doom as Robin took it upon herself to ease the crash.

She crossed her arms and used her powers to generate giant wings out of the window of the bridge.

Robin: "Mil Fleur Gigantesco Mano; Wings"!!!!!

With giant wings to catch the air, the D-Carrier slowed down, but inevitable still crashed.

*RUMBLE*

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!

(Opening Theme)

Kitty: Ughhhh...

Opening her eyes to find herself atop Laura's body, the two with their faces inches away stare.

Laura:(glares) Get off.

Kitty: Heh... Sorry...

Rolling off Laura, the All New Wolverine kicks up. Kitty does the boring standing up. Looking around they find their friends slowly rising after that crash themselves.

Lila: Robin, you're a lifesaver....

Robin: Hugh... I do try...

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! That was so fun! Tak let's do it again!

*Pinch*

Pulling on Luffy's ear Kitty draga it close so he could hear quite clearly what she was going to say.

Kitty: HELL NO! WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!!

*SNAP*

Luffy:(rubs ear) Ahhh-ta-ta-ta!? But it was fun....

Sanji: Only you can find joy out of that hell ride...

Robin: Tak, how's the Carrier?

Tak: The frame is likely fine... But what I'm worried about is the engine.

Tak: We shouldn't have lost power like that...

Robin: Imitating magic is dangerous.

Tak: We didn't lose power because of the trip alone!

Craig: So it did have a hand in it...

Tak: Unimportant.

Tak:(activates glasses) There's MASSIVE electrical interference in the air here.

Tak: So massive, that D-Carrier isn't going to be turning on any time soon until it's gone or proper shielding is made.

Kitty: So we're stuck here!?!

Jinbe: Let's not panic. If we made it to our intended location then hope is not lost.

Lila: Yeah. Like... Yo! I'm here. I'll just boom us out if need be.

Luffy: Yeah! So quit worrying! Let's go look around!

Prying open the doors, Luffy runs off to go explore this new world they find themselves in. The others follow suit.

Climbing to the flight deck, their concern was replaced by wonder, as they gazed at the golden city of the gods that stood gloriously in the distance. The fire for adventure was sparked in them.

(City of the Gods; Asgard)

Luffy:(smiles) Awesome!

Laura: Who's on Luffy-sitting duty? Jinbe and Paige are automatically because they're new.

Kitty: So three more? It's not like they're ready to be alone with him...

Sanji: Then let's draw straws...

(Later....)

Two ladies of dangerous power step onto the flight deck of the D-Carrier. By now, the D-Men were far inside the city.

Loki: I smelleth m'rtals.  Such a disgusting scent.  How didst such lese'r lifef'orm's manage to ent'r this domain?

???: You've been gone for some time. Mortals have grown quite a bit.

Loki: Ugh. I doubteth these m'rtals art any threat to us.  Continueth guarding the bifrost.  And i shalt prepareth the hamm'rs...

???: Hmph. Be careful with your tone, frost giant. What Hela gives, she can take'th back.

(Goddess Of Death; Hela)

Loki: Hmph. Apologies...

(Elsewhere....)

Not wanting to get too much attention on themselves, the D-Men split into their two halves, the one that had to babysit Luffy so he didn't go to war with the gods and the others who could do whatever they wanted. Both halves found a place to steal some clothing to blend into the native Asgardians.

Robin:(smiles) So warm.

(Robin; Devil Child)

Craig: I can't believe my luck...

(Craig; Mr. Immortal)

Tak: *sigh* I'm super skinny... Shuri was right... I need to Super bulk up...

(Tak; Wiz Kid)

Jinbe: Urm... Paige, are you sure you wish to wear that?

(Jinbe; First Son of the Sea)

Paige:(smiles) Yes. Its quite perfect actually. Armor, yet it gives me quick access to my skin. Why? What's wrong with it?

(Paige; Husk)

Craig: Don't let Sanji see you. He'll be slobbering all over you...

Paige: Ew. Why?

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! I feel like a Viking!

(Luffy)

Luffy: Let's get moving! I wanna see EVERYTHING this place has to offer!

The six walked deeper into the city of Asgard.

Seeing many Asgardians going about their day, the team felt as if they were transported both into the past and future. The people were rough and rowdy but the buildings were a stark contrast to the Asgardians.

Of course the first stop the six made was at a tavern. Meat, mead, and everything in between.

Luffy jumped in, finding the people inside even more rowdy than outside, shoving his way to a seat, the others soon joined him as a woman came, dropping meat and mead, because here, no one came for anything else.

Luffy: I love this place!!!

Jinbe: *chuckles* They certainly get to the point!

Craig: *sniff* *sniff*

Craig: !!!

Craig: Holy! The alcohol is so high in this drink, I saw myself die of alcohol poisoning!

Robin: From one drink?

Craig: I saw multiple cups... So...

Craig; In honor of Laura!

*gulp* *gulp*

Craig: *hic*

Craig: Oooooohhh myyyy thooooor.... I know what to get Laura for her birthday. *Hic*

Paige: Whoa...

Robin: A bit much for you?

Paige: Yeah... I'm not used to people stinking so much. Or being this loud and obnoxious.

Paige: But seeing men and women interacting like this... It's amazing!

Paige:(smiles) I'd like to try being part of the rowdiness!

Robin:(smiles) You're with the rowdiest crowd already.

Paige:(mind) Boa would approve... Definitely... Since I can use the alcohol to see how true Robin was with me before.

Tak:(taps glasses) Hmm... Two sources of the electric disturbance?

Luffy: Come on everyone! Let's party like everyone else!!!

The team clank their drinks and enjoy the food. As Craig dies of Alcohol poisoning, Lady Sif, in a cloak enters the tavern, having narrowly escaped Loki's guards, she sent a signal to the only person who could possibly stop her.

But she wouldn't arrive instantly, so as she waited, she went looking for allies. Leading her to a tall white haired goddess with red horns, spotting her easily on the opposite side of where Luffy's gang was, Sif watched the ally she sought chugging barrels of mead, defeating others who did the same.

Sif:(mind) Th're the lady I seek be... Time to call her to arms-

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!

Sif:!!

Hearing Luffy laugh, Sif's mind momentarily went back to her youth.

Once back in the present, her eyes darted around the tavern, Luffy's laugh was buried under the loud cheers and laughs and grunts, but she could hear it.

Sif:(mind) No... It can't possibly be... He's dead... I'm imagining... It?

Finally, she sees him. Luffy.

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih! Craig you're a riot!

Craig: D-Don't *hic* tell Kaya.... *Hic* or Lady Death... *Hic*...

Paige: Don't tell them what?

Craig: DON'T TELL THEM MY BEARD IS FAKE! *HIC* They'll know I can't grow a real one...

Robin: I wonder if we could weaponize this drink... I know a few people who would love to work with this.

Craig: *hic* Robin, why are you so scary?

Luffy:(smiles) Shihihihih!

Luffy: Huh?

Lady Sif found herself standing in front of Luffy's table, staring right at him. Her body must have moved on its own because it took a moment before she realized she was there.

Jinbe:(raised brow) Is there an issue?

Sif:...

Luffy looked so familiar to her, and yet nothing like the person she was thinking of.

Sif: F'rgive me, i bethought thee w're someone i kneweth.  But t wouldst seemeth the bloweth to mine own headeth is causing me to seeth things.

Luffy:....

Luffy: What!?

Sif: Uhm... Force of habit... I thought thee was someone else.

Luffy: Ohhhh!

Sif: But now, I must ask... Why are a couple of mortals in Asgard?

D-Men:!?

Craig: *hic* Mortals? H-How dare you...?! I'll have you know I'm a god! Me and Thor? *Hic* Best buds!

Sif: Which Thor?

Craig:.... Th-the one with the h-hammer...? Oh look more *hic* drink....*GULP*

*THUD*

Luffy: Well... A long story short... We found ourselves in a weird rainbow storm... It left a mark on our Carrier...

Luffy: We used it to get here...

Tak: In layman's terms... Yes.

Jinbe: I hope we this won't be a problem.

Sif: "Rainbow Storm"...?

Sif:(mind) Wait, could I have been the one...

Sif: Does "Joyboy" mean anything to you?

Robin:!

Luffy: No.

Sif: Oh... I see... Nevermind then.

She quickly gets back to her task at hand, but not without getting Robin's full undivided attention.

Robin:....

(Elsewhere......)

Lady Loki, in the dungeons of the castle, stared at a golden hammer within a magical barrier. Lightning bursts out of it as it banged itself against the barrier trying to break free to return to its owner.

(Storm Breaker)

The lighting bounced around the barrier as well. With time, more lightning filled the barrier with the hammer. Exactly what she wanted.

Loki: I knoweth not how such an horse like, ugly and venemous creature such as yourself cameth to possesseth such a weapon.

Loki: But what doest t matt'r? t only lazar me in taking mine own revenge on asgard. 

Loki: *sigh* T's a shame odin is already dead.  Wouldst wanted to killeth that gent myself....

She turns to her powerless prisoner.

(The one who proved his worthiness; Beta-Ray Bill)
[Powers; Thor]

Bill: I don't know how you lived Loki... I don't know why you take that form... But I do know... That this shall end with Lightning smashing against your skull!

Bill: WHEN THOR ARRIVES!!!

Loki:(smirks) Tis exactly what I am waiting for.

She turns to a second hammer in a magical barrier, floating on chunk of rock, firing lightning that filled the barrier with more electricity by the minute.

(Mjolnir; Ultimate)

TO BE CONTINUED.....