Izuku blinked his eyes open, fuzzy from sleep.

He noticed he was lying on Bakugou's chest, and quickly scrambled away, cheeks burning.

Why didn't he wake me up? 

He buried his face in the grass.

Kirishima burst out laughing.

"Should've seen your face!" The boy, who had been awake for hours, rolled on the grass.

"Kirishimaaaaa! Did you do this?" Izuku groaned, turning scarlet.

"Nah, you guys were just cuddling. It was super cute!" The red-haired male fangirled and caused Katsuki to crack open on eye.

"What are you idiots yelling abo-" Bakugou used his and Kirishima's telepathy link, and his cheeks colored with pink.

"Fuck you Shitty Hair." Bakugou planted his face in the grass next to Izuku.

"You guys were like an old married couple! We should get going, yeah?" Eijirou stretched, grinning mischievously.

"Next stop: the mountains!"

Kirishima transformed back into a dragon. After Izuku and Bakugou had recovered and went to a stream to splash water on their faces, they clambered onto Kirishima's back and the redhead took flight.

"Wooooaahhh!" Izuku held on tight.

Katsuki tried to grab Midoriya's hips again, smirking and expecting to fluster the teen.

Izuku responded by shifting around and smirking at the blonde, then repositioning himself so he was sitting on Bakugou's lap.

Now it was Katsuki's turn to be flustered.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck what is he doing what the hell!

"Ha." Midoriya grinned in Katsuki's face.

Kirishima roared with laughter.

"Oh, man! Someone finally managed to fluster the King!"

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Bakugou shouted, turning crimson.

Eijirou laughed even harder.

wait for it 

"Ah, but why don't you fuck me instead~?" The green-haired boy whispered into Katsuki's ear.

"I-I-" Bakugou was so red he looked like he would explode.

W-Who is this guy? He's cute, and then...this?  The fuck?

For the rest of the flight, Bakugou didn't say a word, and Izuku hummed happily on his lap.

Suddenly, Kirishima dipped downward and landed.

Midoriya slipped off, pulling Bakugou with him. 

"Ahhh..." The boy stretched his legs, and Eijirou turned back to a human.

"This is as far as I can fly, guys. The air gets too thin, and I need a lot of oxygen to maintain my dragon form."

The three companions looked around and gasped.

Majestic mountain peaks stretched as far as the eye could see, poking up into the sky and disappearing into the clouds.

"Woah..." Midoriya's eyes shined.

Fuck it, he is too cute!

"So...uh...how are we gonna get across those?"  Bakugou scratched his head and coughed to distract himself-and Kirishima-from his thoughts.

"That's up to you, King." Eijirou grinned.

"Wha-No. You can't be-Fuck no!" Bakugou crossed his arms.

"Aw, come on. Please? Besides, I thought you wanted to help Deku!" Kirishima grinned mischievously.

"Huh?" Izuku looked over.

Dammit, he is cute!

"F-Fine." Katsuki transformed into a wolf and glared at Eijirou.

Kirishima jumped onto Bakugou's back, gesturing for Izuku to do the same.

"Yay! I get to ride Kacchan!" Izuku followed suit, smiling.

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Kirishima coughed loudly.

"ANYway."

Katsuki bounded off towards the distant peaks, going at an inhuman speed so the scenery was only a blur around them.

"Ah! Kacchan-you're going too fast!" Izuku wailed.

Katsuki slowed down to a fast trot, going up the mountain.

"Oh, that's better. Your fur is so soft!" Midoriya sighed with relief, petting Katsuki's ears.

A low rumble started in the blonde wolf's belly.

Izuku started. Is Kacchan...purring?

"Fuck, nerd, stop petting me."

"Oh! S-sorry!"

D-don't touch mY ears SeNpaI!

i'm sorry (not)

They traveled for a while before Katsuki stopped.

Izuku flopped down in the grass.

"Whew...I'm so tired." He promptly fell asleep.

"Fucking idiot..." Katsuki turned into human form again and promptly turned scarlet.

"What happened, King?"

"Uh...nothing. I, er, gotta go to the bathroom." He dashed off into the woods.

Kirishima flopped down next to Izuku, falling asleep as well.

When Bakugou came back, he looked down at them. 

"Dumbasses..." he lay down next to Izuku, fighting the urge to place the green-haired boy's head on his lap.

Soon, the blonde drifted off as well under the light of the full moon.

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