Today is New Year's Eve. I guess I should be celebrating, maybe having a beer with the other kids in my grade or even making out with my boyfriend. I let him drag me to a party, for god's sake.

But instead, my boyfriend is off hanging out and talking with another girl, leaving me behind in the dust. I'm lonely, and I'm sad. And then I realize it's her.

Ms. Fucking America, the perfect example of a perfect human being.

God I hate her.