((Okay haha it's not a surprise I'm starting off with these assholes they are literally my babies))

"At least I know how to get a man!"

"I thought you were a lesbian..."

Aphrodite let out an over exaggerated scoff. "That has nothing to do with this!"

"Neither does getting a man." Athena pointed out, "You said that totally out of th-"

"That doesn't matter! All that matters is that I am better than you in every way!" Aphrodite interrupted. Athena let out a soft sigh and looked up from her book.

"Lift me."

"W-What?"

"Lift. Me. You said you were better than me, so that means you are also stronger. So, lift me up. Carry me around. Work those shopper muscles of yours." Athena challenged, going back to her story. She could picture it now, a familiar sight; Aphrodite pulling at her already low collar, visible sweat forming on her forehead, a small shift in her feet, her hips swinging to lean the other way. With all the facts she knew, Aphrodite not being strong was top on her most remembered list. Not that she was weak, oh no. She could carry 20 shopping bags filled to to brim without a single struggle.

"O-Okay, yea, I-I... I could so do that! Ha! I could lift 6 of you with one hand! I'll have you know, one of my fathers was an empire, and one is the son of an empire! So of course I, could lift you, I could lift you with ease!" Aphrodite boasted.

"Okay, Turkish Delight, I'll let you in on a little secret. Your fathers, wow surprise, are my fathers, too!" Athena said, fake enthusiasm very obvious. "Also, would you stop stalling..."

"I'm not stalling! I never stall, not once in m-" Aphrodite stopped talking, taking in the look Athena was giving her. "Okay, okay..."

Gingerly, she made her way over to her much larger sister. I mean, they were the same height and all, but Athena was so much thicker than her. She slowly wrapped her arms under Athena's knees and around the large of her back, which was mind you the length her entire arm. Gripping tight she used all her strength to lift her up, but to no avail. She tried again. Nope. Maybe third times the charm? Ah, no bueno. After her 6th try she could hear Athena laughing at her.

"Hey! It's not my fault you weight a ton!" Aphrodite accused, pushing her sister off the chair she was perched on. Athena kept laughing, now so hard she was clutching her sides. "I'd like to see you lift me!"

The laughing stopped. Athena looked up, face serious. She got up and swiftly made her way to Aphrodite, who was too confused to process anything. In one quick movement, Aphrodite was brought into Athena's arms, far from the ground.

"Wh-Wait, wait!! No, no,  no, let me go! I was joking, joking! Let me down! Let me go! Fındık cehenneme, I said let loose!" Aphrodite yelped, squirming as much as she could, but Athena was too strong. Letting out a laugh, Athena spinned, then danced around with a smile on her face.

"Vazo mia fotia! S' ola ta palia! Ola tha t' allakso - OPA! Kai tha to fonakso - OPA! Perasmena ksehasmena ki ola ap' tin archi ksana - OPA!" Athena sang loudly, swinging her angry sister around, happy that she most definitely had something over Aphrodite.

(song Athena was singing is linked in the side)