What's up, guys? This is KnightPeyton here and I am collaborating with KnightCapyro to make this crazy spin-off of Cupid Helpline. This spin-off is going to feature our very own HOLLY! And Tristan, of course.

And our cast is...

Peyton List as Holly Haines

Asa Butterfield as Tristan Feltmore

If you have not read Cupid Helpline, go do it right now or I will cut your genitals off. Just kidding. I will only bite. And if you have read Cupid Helpline but don't know who Holly is, click on the external link below! Before you read this book, here are a few copyright statements:

COPYRIGHT

Copyright © October 2k16 by KnightCollab 

All rights reserved. Written by KnightCollab

No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews in times of taco depletion. Or hamburgers. Or both.

WARNINGS

Possibility of laughing till suffocation

Cringe-y jokes as well as little (but not no) adult humor

Worst puns ever

Mature references

Gravity Falls fangirling AND fanboying

SUMMARY

"Um...is this the Kentucky Hotline?"

"Yeah! This is...Uh...oh...the Kentucky Hotline. What would you...OH GOD...uh...uh again, like to order? HPMH!"

"Whoa, is there something private going on at the other end? I can leave right now if you want me-"

"(Heavy and erratic breathing) Oh god oh god oh god. Harder please, HARDER!"

START DATE

4TH OCT 2K16

END DATE

When could it be? Hm...