"H-hello?"

"This is the Kentucky Hotline. What would you li-"

"Oh. My. Gosh. You're that weirdo girl right?"

"HEY! CUT IT OUT!"

"Tell me your name?"

"Do you ask that to all the random strangers you meet?"

"I think random strangers don't consist of girls who have their visual-less sex tapes get listened to by actual random strangers."

"Calm down and shut up."

"Do you mean Keep calm and shut up?"

"Fine! Stop using your repulsive jokes against me! My name is Holly Haines, not like it matters to you!"

"Oh, hi, Holly Hainesnotlikeitmatterstoyou!"

" *Sigh* Okay, I answered your question, now answer mine. What's your name?"

"My name is Tristan Feltmor-"

*Breaks out into uncontrollable laughter*

"HAHAHAHAAHHA YOUR NAME IS FELT-HAHAHAHAHA-MORE? Is that the name of some marker brand?"

"Shut up, weirdo girl."

"I gave you my name for a reason, okay, use it."

"Ok."

"...."

"...."

"This is awkward..."

"Umm.."

"Tell me more about yourself."

"You first!"

"Okay, let's play twenty questions, then."

"Ok. Do we start now?"

"That's a question, don't you know?"

"You just asked one."

"Ok, fine. One down, nineteen to go. How old are you?"

"Seventeen. My turn. Are you sure Nate isn't your...........partner?"

"That's it! Beep" 

"Holly?"

"...."

"Did you just hang up on me?"

"...."

"Oh. I still haven't ordered."