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Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Kayla: Ollie!

Kayla: OLLIE!

Kayla: OLLIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *walks into the room where Ollie is*

Kayla: Are you mewing at a frog?

Ollie: 


Gilly: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Jack: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Gilly:

Jack:

Gilly: SO YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!

Jack: No, I agressively poked someone with a knife.

Jocelyn:  It may have been the most handsome person in our crew...

Gilly: JAX?!

Jax: Ha! You think I'm handsome!

Gilly: No I don't! And why aren't you in the infirmary?

Jax: It was a prank...

Jack: It was?


Jax: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ollie: What do you mean?

Jax: Don't you get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is gonna go wrong?

Ollie:

Ollie: No.

Jax: That explains so much.


Gilly: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Maxine: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Gilly: I paid for my Snickers, I'm getting my Snickers.


Kayla: Why is Jax's bed on fire?

Gilly: Because he's hot.

Kayla: What?

Gilly: BECAUSE HE FOUGHT.

Kayla: With who?!

Gilly: I don't know, I made that up.

Kayla: You know what, nevermind.


Gilly: Wanna see something funny?

Jocelyn: I have nothing better to do.

Gilly: Shout

Jocelyn: *shouts* (nothing happens)

Gilly: *shouts*

Maxine and Jax: *come running into the room* WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY?


Jax & Gilly's Future Child: I'll be up late, I have homework.

Jax: You're in preschool.

Child: I have to colour this whole picture.

Jax:

Gilly: I'll put on some coffee.


Jocelyn: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.

AG: 45 SECONDS?!

Jocelyn: NO! 4-5 SECONDS!


Hayley: Be nice!

Jocelyn: I am being nice!

Hayley: You threatened them with a knife.

Jocelyn: Yeah, but I didn't stab them!


Gilly: When I get murdered, make sure my case stays unsolved.

Maxine: WHAT?!

Gilly: I want to be on Buzzfeed "Unsolved"

Maxine: Let's go back to the "When I get murdered" part...


AG: Wanna come over? Nobody's home.

Ollie: I'll be there in a few minutes.

Ollie: I'm here, where are you?

AG: I told you nobody's home.

Ollie:


Jax: Why is that tree on fire?

Hayley: Gilly and Ollie had this idea-

Jax: Got it.

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