The New Ruler
After Jeffery had defeated the evil ruler SM, the people held a feast as a thank you to their hero.
"I did not save you for the rewards," Jeffery says to the people. "I saved you from the goodness of my heart. But if you really want to repay me, then you can give me your underwear."
The people then stripped and gave their underwear to Jeffery. Jeffery then began to stuff them in his bag while eating bread that had to much butter on it.
"Thaff fou," Jeffery said around a mouth full of bread. "Thaff fuo."
"All mighty Jeffery," speaks out a person. "Will you please be our new ruler?"
The people then cheer out their approval. The people loved Jeffery and wanted him to be their new ruler. So Jeffery agreed.
"I'll be your new ruler!" Jeffery declares. "You may call me King Jeffery! And my second in command will be Johnny!"
Johnny came up and stood next to King Jeffery.
"You must address him as Daddy Johnny!"
"KING JEFFERY! DADDY JOHNNY!" the people cried in joy.
"My first law as your new king is that every second Tuesday of every month, you shall give me your left shoe for blessings!"
And so every second Tuesday of every month the people came with their left shoes to be blessed. Everything was good. There was no longer any darkness or gloomyness in the land. Everyone was now happy.
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