The Manly Apocolipse
Snowystar: *Working out*
Thistleclaw: Umm, what?
Lionblaze: Uh, Snowystar......what are you doing?
Snowpelt: Working out of course! *Snuggles against her mate, purring*
Lionblaze: I bet you my powers that I'm more manlier than Snowystar! *Rushed out and gets some weights and starts lifting*
Snowystar: Yay, a work-out buddy! *Puts 1,000 pounds on his weights*
Jayfeather: *all of a sudden pops out of nowhere* *Rolls his eyes* Lionblaze, admit it, you're not as manly as Snowystar.
Lionblaze: You're right, Jayfeather. I'm MANLIER than Snowystar!
Jayfeather: Just have some Icecream, mouse-brain.
Lionblaze: Oooh, Yay! Pink happy unicorns, dancing on Rainbows!
Thistleclaw: Snowystar, I'm SOOO manlier than you. *Lifts up weights while eating a derpy pig XD*
Tigerstar: I love Firestar......NO! I hate him! *Works out*
Firestar: *Crying in the back-round*
Jayfeather: Man-up, Grandpa! Great StarClan!
Snowystar: *Works out so much that he gets all muscley and gets rad hair*
Hurricaneclaw: Awesome, bro! *Works out with Lionblaze, his brother (Snowystar) Tigerstar, and Thistleclaw*
Snowystar: Yeah, I'm the manliest!
Tigerstar: Nu! Icecream! I'm duh manliest! *Takes icecream out of Lionblaze's paws*
Lionblaze: *Cries* WHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: The manly apocolipse!
Thistleclaw: Hee, hee!
Jayfeather: Uhh, Silentmelody.....is that you? Got ta go! *Rushed out, trying not to get by the massive sweat bullets*
Tigerstar: *Shooting sweat bullets at Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: *Waving paws up inna air* Help! Help!
*Magmafur and Icytail come*
*Icytail and Magmafur yell*
Icytail: WHAT INNA NAME OF STARCLAN!!!!
Magmafur: I'M SOOO SCARRED!!!
THE END :D
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