Berrynose: Wuzzurp random people of this world! Sorry we've been gone for a while.
Lionblaze: Harsh leaf-bare.
Berrynose: Lionblaze, y'know that we're now in green-leaf.
Lionblaze: Yay no school!
Berrynose: Oh...Kay. Anyways, today we're gonna force Jayfeather to come to Graypaw's warrior naming ceremony, which is in StoneClan.
((In Camp))
Berrynose: 'K dude, follow my lead.
Lionblaze: *Nods*
Berrynose: *Walking into the medicine cat's den* Hi....Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: Whayouwa?
Berrynose: We need to go to the mountains because of--
Lionblaze: The fire.
Berrynose: Uh, yes. *Glaring at Lionblaze* One of um, the cats there named Flamebreeze is all, uh, well, yappy today because of--
Lionblaze: The fire.
Berrynose: Uhh, Flamebreeze ate some really hot salsa at--
Lionblaze: The fire.
Berrynose: *Rolling his eyes* There's a fire in the mountains!
Jayfeather: Why didn't you just say so?
Berrynose: Uhh, because of--
Lionblaze: The fire.
Jayfeather: Okay.....
((In Firestar's den))
Berrynose: Hey, Firestah, we needa dee transportah wri now.
Lionblaze: Because of the fire.
Firestar: Okay here. * Gives Lionblaze a cube*
Lionblaze: Oooh! Button! *Slams button*
((All three: GATHISISSOWEIRDIMGONNATHROWUPBECUASEJAYFEATHERJUSTTHREWUPONME!))
((At StoneClan))
Jayfeather:Wait, I forgot me stick.
Lionblaze: Here, *Hands Jayfeather a stick*
Jayfeather: Uh, thanks.

Steepstar (Leader of StoneClan): Graypaw, are you willing to become a StoneClan warrior--
Jayfeather: Wha duh heck iz StoneClan?!
*All of StoneClan glares at Jayfeather*
Graypaw: Uh--
Steepstar: A-a StoneClan warrior, to hunt, fight, and risk you life--
Jayfeather: DIE GRAYPAW *Runs up the High rock with his stick*
Graypaw: I-I do.
Steepstar: From now on you'll be known as--
Jayfeather: Treeneck!
Steepstar: Um, no--
Jayfeather: Graymustard!
Steepstar: *Glaring at Jayfeather* No.
Jayfeather: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-weirdo!
Steepstar and Graypaw: NUUUUU.
Jayfeather: Where's Flamebreeze?
Berrynose: *XDXDXD* Heheheheee! Uh, sorry, Steepstar, and Graypaw, we have to go back now because of--
Lionblaze: The fire.
Steepstar: *Ignoring everybody* From now on you will be known as Grayfur!
StoneClan: Grayfur! Grayfur! Grayfur!
Jayfeather: *Clutching his stick* BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Whacks Steepstar with the stick*
Berrynose, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather: THE BUTTON THE BUTTON!
((Slams button))
Firestar: Foxpaw, from this day on you will be known as--
Jayfeather: Foxdung!!!!!!! GAHHAGAHAGHAGAHAGAHH

THE END XD