So. My sister and I were brainstorming names for Benedict Cumberbatch after I saw a post on Tumblr about it. It's quite....special. Anyway, as we all know, even if we call him Benadryl Cabbagepatch we know who it is! So here we go: 

Bubblegum Candystash       Banjokit Crumplestash 

Bendystick Crumpetsnatch  Balsalmic Cucumbersquash (want the recipie?)

Butterbrick Camelback    Bellatrix Chickenscratch (are my HP people here?)

Banglekick Crinklesmash     Boromir, GiveThatBack! (Hi, guys :P)

Baubleslick Cabbagemash  Bedazzle Caramelstack

Bunnyhop Crackerjack          Bandersnatch Crispybatch

BannerClint CaptainStark (to all my Avengers people)

Beorn'sSkin ChangesFast (don't know what I'm doing)

BennyDin's BoatJustCrashed (Ehehe from @kittygirlmoo)

Benefit Cucumbersnap (xD from @TimelordOfCamelot)

Benedict Otterbatch (since he's actually an otter, from @bleukelsey)

Comment your favorite, even if it isn't on the list (I'll add it :P) Make some up! Who is the mysterious Benjamin Castlecrash?

Note: Dear Benedict (Mr. Cumberbatch?) In whichever case that you find out about this, it is NOT intended to be offensive. At all. More of an amusement, really. Hope you don't mind. 

-G