Ship name:

Alfríma Tongue-Spittle/Lick-Worm

As many of you have likely heard, there has been a sudden announcement from Tolkien's infamous slimy greaseballs: 

Alfrid and Gríma Wormtongue are getting married!

They are perfect for each other--

Their manipulative, poisonous, slimy, dirty, cunning, stupid, gullible, controlling, greedy, obsessive, heartless, cowardly personalities mesh together terribly, and everyone is overjoyed that they will be moving into a dark, stagnant apartment in the middle of a large swamp. 

The wedding has been announced for 

JANUARY 25th, 2015

and if you are attending, keep in mind that the wedding themes are snot colored and murky brown!

For questions or R.S.V.Ps, contact me or @Because_It_Was_Real