So my mum made a typical "mom joke" (on accident):

Mum: So who is it, Legolas...Greenpeace or something? Doesn't he like trees? 

Me: O___o Mom what

Mum: Legolas Greenpeace

Me: Oh my god 

Mum: What? Isn't that his name? 

Me: Um no

Mum: Oh, sorry. 

But he does love trees....

So I made him. Gandalf is not amused.