I literally despise when you open a salad dressing or a spice bottle and it has no shakey or pour-y thing it's like a huge hole and you try to add it to food and the whole bottle comes out like excuse me hello yes I don't want you there

Such a struggle... I was trying to make eggs the other day and I was attempting to lightly garnish them with a few flakes of parsley and the whole darn thing went everywhere and I was literally like okay parsley company are you trying to waste food seriously fix this please