Hmm it seems like a mere serial killers job than a cannibals job meh ill find that creep who enjoys killing hehe i might use my quinque

NEXT DAY

i might as well walk in the woods, as i walk in the woods i saw a woman with a clock as an...eye i might as well investigate her "hello miss i need to talk to you for a minute" she turned completely around and charged at me but ah ha im the one and only mr mado so she wont get easy from me i dodged her every swift move until i tripped her "hehe miss you know better than to test me" i looked inyo her eyes ... wow they're beautiful wait what no mado keep it together instinct is just nonsense "hey mado .... you hot" i blushed at the word hot "y-you are too miss but i need to talk to you" i got out my quinque so it will frighten her but she didnt show any sign of fear heh ol fools trick "ask away investigator"